‘I Demand Kelly Brook on a Cycle!’ The Mayor of London Said, And So It Was

“And be sure she peeps me tackle- Oh, very good.”

Because the British are an adorable nation of chimney sweeps and street urchins with a keen mastery of politics, the mayor of London launched his new Sky Ride today and per Parliamentary custom he demanded a pair of giant knockers preside over the day’s festivities. So, to make up for all the blokes loosing their bloody trousers – I may have said that wrong. Or did I? – over the Alexander Skarsgard post earlier, here’s Kelly Brook riding a bicycle in a tiny dress. God save the Queen.

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