‘I Demand Kelly Brook on a Cycle!’ The Mayor of London Said, And So It Was

August 25th, 2011 // 52 Comments

“And be sure she peeps me tackle- Oh, very good.”

Because the British are an adorable nation of chimney sweeps and street urchins with a keen mastery of politics, the mayor of London launched his new Sky Ride today and per Parliamentary custom he demanded a pair of giant knockers preside over the day’s festivities. So, to make up for all the blokes loosing their bloody trousers – I may have said that wrong. Or did I? – over the Alexander Skarsgard post earlier, here’s Kelly Brook riding a bicycle in a tiny dress. God save the Queen.

Photo: Splash News, WENN

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  1. Fester

    With my luck if I asked to trade places with that bicycle seat I’d probably find myself wedged between the lord high mayor’s ample posterior.

    • lol wonder what that saddle would fetch on ebay now

      • lydiav

        So this is what this broad looks like. Nicccccce.I am a 28 years old doctor, mature and beautiful.and now I am seeking a good man who can give me real love , so i got a username Lindasunny2002 on–a’ge’l'es’s'da’te.c óm–.it is the first and best club for y’ounger women and old’er men, or older women and y’ounger men,to int’eract with each other. Maybe you wanna ch’eck ‘it out or tell your friends!

  2. Ask your gyno if roughing is right for you.

    Call me when she gets an invite from the a Japanese mayor.

  3. Facebook Me

    I betcha he fancies placing his hand up her skirt as she gives him that “come hither” look.

  4. gah! not one shot of her nickers, booooo….

  5. Mrs. Sub

    It dont get any hotter.

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    Doc Schweinstrudel
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    those shoes sure look comfortable

  7. Sheppy

    I rode next to Boris through London a few years back on my commute to work one day. Saw him on a train to London too. Can’t miss the bugger with that huge shock of blond hair.
    Naturally I’d rather ride Kelly… but you take what you can get, eh?

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    Trimandproper
    Commented on this photo:

    “I do say, why don’t you take it for a ride on the grass…and while you’re at it, go onto the lawn as well, won’t you?”

  9. Fletch

    Now this is a post I can get behind..or do I want to be in front? Hell, anywhere near her would be fine!

  10. She’s not peddling anywhere in those shoes.

  11. Ash

    I would gladly die after getting to fuck her once. Satan, the ball’s in your court.

    • Michael

      Wow! Within a second, I thought you said you wish Kelly Brook would die. But I actually read your comment. So, yeah, I’ll second your wishes. Plus, she’s one of the hottest chicks out there. No plastic surgery, NADA!

    • Satan

      Hmmm (scratches chin), and what of your soul? I’m kinda busy but i could shuffle a few things around.

      • Satan

        I checked the schedule and the only girl I have around to fuck for satan is taylor momsen. You can go ahead and rail her anyway you like, but frankly it isn’t worth charging you your soul for it (Trust me) so I’ll just give it away as a freebie.

  12. See Alice

    Kelly is over the top beautiful .

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    NYC BANKER
    Commented on this photo:

    Toooooo Hoooooot!!!!!

  14. Deacon Jones

    Man, even with a fine piece of trim wagging in their face, the British still look disheveled and uninterested.

  15. Venom

    The Mayor has excellent taste.

  16. God is Black

    Seriously, what the fuck is Kelly looking at?Shouldn’t the mayor of London be trying to ride Kelly? If Prince married this British piece of crumpet I would be interested in the Royal family.Fuck Pippa she is an ugly slag compared to Beauty! 31 yr old=Milf heaven

  17. Guest

    Don’t you mean ‘and be sure she tackles me peep’?

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    j/k
    Commented on this photo:

    Boris Johnson is the shit.

  19. Kelly Brook Minidress Bike Ride
    Mike Hockhurtz
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    Scratch and sniff saddle?

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    truth
    Commented on this photo:

    So sexy. I cannot stop from spontaneously singing Cutting Crew’s “I Just Died In Your Arms Tonight”.

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    z
    Commented on this photo:

    Weeeee!

  22. Ty Webb

    It looks like she is looking down to see if he’s sporting a woody

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    Wrench
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    Will the bicycle seat be auctioned off ,or is that damned limey keeping it for himself?

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    Lupe Lupe
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    I hear the bicycle seat is on sale at eBay. It smells of glorious fruits and flowers that cure the sick and make roses smell like sewer-treated donkey puss.

  25. Lupe Lupe

    I hear the bicycle seat is on sale at eBay. It smells of glorious fruits and flowers that cure the sick and make roses smell like sewer-treated donkey puss.

  26. kimmykimkim

    So this is what this broad looks like. Nicccccce.

  27. anonym

    i would gladly be the wedgy in her crotch.

    i wonder if she has any panties underneath

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    Jack Ketch
    Commented on this photo:

    100% real, no plastic, no bleach, no fillers, no plumpers !!

  29. dontkillthemessenger

    If I was the President of the United States, I would sign an Executive Order declaring her property of the White House and there’s nothing you motherfuckers can do about it. The end.

  30. forrest gump

    it’s easy: THE CITIES IN AMERICA AREN’T MADE FOR BICYCLES.
    well, boulder in colorado can do it too.
    ………..SO?

  31. Kelly Brook Minidress Bike Ride
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    I will happily be her bike!!!

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    My Left Nut
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    Wow.

  33. Coco

    Soooo… you’re saying that’s NOT Donald Trump.

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    phobia
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    to be that seat…

  35. Kelly Brook Minidress Bike Ride
    phobia
    Commented on this photo:

    I like where she’s looking… straight at the mayor’s crotch… damn, she’s fine…

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    kbb for motorcycles
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