Kelly Brook Was Bella Swan

October 31st, 2011 // 18 Comments

Welcome to the saddest, if not the most blasphemous Kelly Brook post I’ve ever posted to the site. Here she is dressed as Bella Swan from Twilight last night which is disappointing for a number of reasons starting with the three layers of clothing covering her chest – On Halloween?! Why do you want Baby Jesus to die? – and ending with the possibly that Kelly Brook might secretly be a Twi-hard. That being said, I want Kelly to know that even though I’m very disappointed in her, I’ll still ogle her giant British breasts the next time they’re out. That’s how deep of an emotional well my love is. Other ladies?

Photos: INFdaily, Pacific Coast News


  1. devilsrain

    what a waste

  2. TomFrank

    If you hadn’t labeled this picture, I’d've guessed this was Anne Hathaway.

  3. Oh Kelly, you should have done what most chicks do on Halloween; dress like a slore. Isn’t that what Halloween is for?

  4. Minky Wail

    Since when does Bella smile?

  5. it had to be said

    Of all the people to not get the memo about slutty outfits . . .

  6. Dan

    Aw… I think it is cute.

  7. cc

    Oh c’mon! Not even a formfitting catsuit? Shit.

  8. Kelly Brook Twilight Halloween Costume
    Commented on this photo:

    You and me baby ain’t nuthin’ but mammals so let’s do it like they do on the Discovery channel.

  9. PU

    I told the bitch I had kidney stones and did want a blowjob…but she wouldn’t listen.

  10. Angie

    I have no idea who this chick is.

  11. I don’t know who Bella Swan is…does this really qualify as a costume? some blood trickling down her chin? I’m assuming Bella is either a vampire or someone who dated Chris Brown.

  12. Woah

    And there goes my crush on her. Damn.

  13. Kelly Brook Twilight Halloween Costume
    Commented on this photo:

    WTF!! She could’ve gone as piranha-bait for all I care, but THIS???

  14. kimmykimkim

    Haha! I find this to be hilarious for some reason.

  15. rather than accept she’s a twihard im going to imagine she got her red wings this weekend ~ off some hot blonde or asian chick, yeah that’s it

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