Kelly Brook as Princess Leia in a Bikini

July 8th, 2010 // 110 Comments

Here’s Kelly Brook posing in the iconic Slave Leia outfit for the latest issue of Total Film because… I… er… uh… UTINNI! *ejaculates into a cloud of dust*

(Thanks to everyone who wrote in on this one.)

Photos: Total Film


  1. nh
    Commented on this photo:

    Yeah, I have to say that I would not have pegged this as princess leia if it was not pointed out to me. She looks good, but there is something about how Carrie Fisher did it.

  2. cd

    one of the most beautiful creatures on this planet

  3. kitsuhime

    Yeah, well, iconic or conceptual or whatever, it’s some bitch in a bikini, whoop-de-shit. Not at all Leia-ish a little, except that it’s a brunette showing cleavage.

  4. yuri

    her head is too big, plus she looks like a total whore. i definitely liked fisher more when she was younger

  5. cccc
    Commented on this photo:

    I love this women. She really is jaw droppingly sexy.

  6. STFUP

    The author is a f’n MORON! That is NOT, I repeat, THAT IS NOT THE PRINCESS LEIA BIKINI! Jackass.

  7. Alli Watermelon

    Yes, I get that this is The Superficial. Yes, I make fun of people on here too. But honestly, how can any of you reh-tards find anything wrong with this female? Her body is like a freakin goddess and she has a nice, pretty face. I would break my back and eat my own bunghole to look like that!

    • Jammy

      Well you must have low self esteem then, i mean she’s alright looking but nothing special, guys will go crazy over any pair of boobs.

      • Alli Watermelon

        Low self-esteem? I’m a FEMALE. If anything, me admitting my envy of this woman just goes to show how comfortable I am with myself. Way to go, genius.

  8. fish troll

    What a bunch of f’ing geeks.

    Ya, so the title is a little misleading. I saw the similarity before reading the title. It’s gold, she’s got the little arm bands – no she doesn’t have the “danishes”, but I thought – “Ha, looks a little like Princess Leia.” and then I read the title. (you can call me brilliant … or,as the precious little geek, Daryl G. likes to on the other picture – a “fucking moron” – no matter).

    It’s reminiscent of the outfit and is a pretty good allusion that makes me think Carrie Fisher would have been awesome with a slightly bigger rack.

    You stupid little geeks should back to wanking to the movie and stop your silly little bitching.

  9. barroom hero

    So hot.

  10. lolnerd
    Commented on this photo:

    …thats not the iconic leia slave outfit

  11. thank but no thanks

    WTF is up with the wonk eye?

    I’ll pass.

  12. kingofbeer
    Commented on this photo:

    She has the best tits. period. go look at the old NSFW pics. perfection!

  13. anonym

    she can sit on my face all day

  14. rose

    give discount

  15. she will be give me nice smile

  16. Kaz

    I want play with u kelly and kiss kiss kiss

  17. you_are_all_ass_faces
    Commented on this photo:

    You stupid ass faced morons.

  18. yowillie

    Giddy up…a pearl necklace awaits.

  19. NotphillyB

    Y’all missed the point that Kelly is English and Carrie is American. English women are horrible in bed!

  20. ice

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  21. Ryan

    She is so overrated its unreal… I see much better girls out on the street and her face is very average… and boring

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