Here’s Kelly Brook posing in the iconic Slave Leia outfit for the latest issue of Total Film because… I… er… uh… UTINNI! *ejaculates into a cloud of dust*
(Thanks to everyone who wrote in on this one.)
Photos: Total Film
Kelly, can a brutha get a little camel toe? Please?
How on Earth is that suppose to be Princess Leia? She doesn’t even have the hair, let alone the proper bikini.. :S
OMG, look at that outfit. Its not even real star wars. I’m so gay that this picture actually makes my erection go away.
Yeah, that’s pretty bad.
(I’ll save you an extra click for publishing this comment, don’t publish, I just didn’t see any email adress I could send whatever I wanted to- it could be naked pictures but if your adress isn’t visible to the dummies like me you won’t get them)
So, I just wanted to say: dude, write about this jennifer lopez thingie where the greek cypriots are snapping at her for being a politically incorrect ass
seriously what is that deal with this site and this lame nobody chick? Yes she has great tits, fine, I agree…but why the fuck do you feature her every day? There are tons and tons of hotter chicks and bigger celebrities out her. This girl has an awesome rack, but the rest of her body is just ok and her face is nothing to write home about
You’re an idiot. I have a vagina and even I can recognize why she is featured on this site constantly. SHE’S HOT.
I didn’t watch any of the prequels because they suck-is this a new bikini? I thought the old one had gold wiring or sumfin
I got it! She’s a young counsellor Troi
Nice body, nice outfit…. no idea who she is though.
agreed. i have no clue if she is a model, actress, heiress, porn star…..
she is hot though. all the people involved in making her appear this way did a good job.
Yes I am soooo lonely please someone anyone any specie take me please!
Holy crap.. this is every nerds fantasy. Reminds me of that friends episode where rachel dressed up for ross.
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No, this is not every nerds fantasy, cause every self respecting nerd knows the difference between a Princess Leia slave outfit and some nobody knock off.
Well if she walked in my door wearing this, I sure as hell wouldn’t say, “You’re not in an authentic Princess Leia Slave Outfit so no thanks!” But yeah… I know nerds are freaking picky logical bastards.
she kind of looks like Robin Meade here…mmmmmmm……
WTF is with comments on the bikini – Doesn’t look like Princess Leia? – no, really??? Carrie Fisher was OK, but she was never this hot.
BTW – I cast my vote for Kelly Brook as “Banner Girl” – enough of the wannabes.
That’s not the point, you fucking moron. This isn’t being dubbed as “Kelly Brook as Carrie Fisher,” and nobody is saying that she’s not hotter than Fisher, but this outfit does not look very much like what the character Princess Leia was wearing when she notoriously/famously wore a bikini-ish item.
looks close enough that any “fucking moron”, you included, should be able to make the simple association – the allusion seems pretty fucking clear to me even if unintended.
Of course, the movie was so long ago and I don’t spend my life in the basement masturbating to it like yourself – so I’m not an expert.
the fucking moron.
hot but not the slave liea outfit should have ran this By the GW
Nerds! You are bitching because its not authentic? She is an authentic woman. Which obviously you virgins know nothing about. It’s obviously a modern take on it. Besides. Who gives a fuck if its authentic. She’s hotter than your wettest dream.
its’ not that it’s not authentic it looks nothing remotely like the slave bikini.
The Headline should read Kelly Brook in a hot Bikini. Its like saying someone is dressed as a stormtrooper when their just wearing a NASA spacesuit
LOL. Did you watch the vid? I was like uhh is this second outfit supposed to be sexy ewok?? Then the third wasn’t even related. Unless it was supposed to be her jumpsuit in bikini form.
Either way, her body is holy-fucking-shit built for sex.
yep folks, this appears to be a miracle in the united states:
…….A WOMAN IN BILINI!!
What’s a BILINI
oh what’s that you mean BiKINI
captain america is a fucking idiot
uh, maybe me meant “blini” – as in perfectly edible.
people are being critical because they expect fish to know the difference between a liea outfit and any other brown swimsuit.. could have just as easily titled the post
“kelly brook (the woman i tug it to every night) in more swimwear.. which, let’s be honest, is pretty much all i post when i’m not talking about that dumb cunt lohan”
besides, there are hotter chicks working at my local red robin’s..
please, there’s far better talent working at my local starbucks.. not saying she’s not hot, but it’s like she’s some goddess walking among men. anybody who thinks she is, should probably venture out into the real world and have a look around.
and no, that’s not a leia slave-girl outfit.. it looks nothing like it, other than being brown.. you’re slacking fish. maybe you’ve been riding the lohan express for too long? take a break son
ABSOLUTELY “LICKALICIOUS” (everywhere) & “kitty”-what part of SLOPED SHOULDERS don’t you equate when you look at a picture & say her nipples are crooked!
Take into account the POSTURE also!
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