Here’s Kelly Brook posing in the iconic Slave Leia outfit for the latest issue of Total Film because… I… er… uh… UTINNI! *ejaculates into a cloud of dust*
(Thanks to everyone who wrote in on this one.)
Photos: Total Film
seriously what is that deal with this site and this lame nobody chick? Yes she has great tits, fine, I agree…but why the fuck do you feature her every day? There are tons and tons of hotter chicks and bigger celebrities out her. This girl has an awesome rack, but the rest of her body is just ok and her face is nothing to write home about
You’re an idiot. I have a vagina and even I can recognize why she is featured on this site constantly. SHE’S HOT.
Nice body, nice outfit…. no idea who she is though.
agreed. i have no clue if she is a model, actress, heiress, porn star…..
she is hot though. all the people involved in making her appear this way did a good job.
Yes I am soooo lonely please someone anyone any specie take me please!
Holy crap.. this is every nerds fantasy. Reminds me of that friends episode where rachel dressed up for ross.
Kelly Brook’s Photos and Tweets
No, this is not every nerds fantasy, cause every self respecting nerd knows the difference between a Princess Leia slave outfit and some nobody knock off.
Well if she walked in my door wearing this, I sure as hell wouldn’t say, “You’re not in an authentic Princess Leia Slave Outfit so no thanks!” But yeah… I know nerds are freaking picky logical bastards.
hot but not the slave liea outfit should have ran this By the GW
Nerds! You are bitching because its not authentic? She is an authentic woman. Which obviously you virgins know nothing about. It’s obviously a modern take on it. Besides. Who gives a fuck if its authentic. She’s hotter than your wettest dream.
its’ not that it’s not authentic it looks nothing remotely like the slave bikini.
The Headline should read Kelly Brook in a hot Bikini. Its like saying someone is dressed as a stormtrooper when their just wearing a NASA spacesuit
LOL. Did you watch the vid? I was like uhh is this second outfit supposed to be sexy ewok?? Then the third wasn’t even related. Unless it was supposed to be her jumpsuit in bikini form.
Either way, her body is holy-fucking-shit built for sex.
yep folks, this appears to be a miracle in the united states:
…….A WOMAN IN BILINI!!
What’s a BILINI
oh what’s that you mean BiKINI
captain america is a fucking idiot
uh, maybe me meant “blini” – as in perfectly edible.
people are being critical because they expect fish to know the difference between a liea outfit and any other brown swimsuit.. could have just as easily titled the post
“kelly brook (the woman i tug it to every night) in more swimwear.. which, let’s be honest, is pretty much all i post when i’m not talking about that dumb cunt lohan”
besides, there are hotter chicks working at my local red robin’s..
please, there’s far better talent working at my local starbucks.. not saying she’s not hot, but it’s like she’s some goddess walking among men. anybody who thinks she is, should probably venture out into the real world and have a look around.
and no, that’s not a leia slave-girl outfit.. it looks nothing like it, other than being brown.. you’re slacking fish. maybe you’ve been riding the lohan express for too long? take a break son
ABSOLUTELY “LICKALICIOUS” (everywhere) & “kitty”-what part of SLOPED SHOULDERS don’t you equate when you look at a picture & say her nipples are crooked!
Take into account the POSTURE also!
she doesn’t even have danishes on her head, that’s no princess leia (and WTF is SLAVE Leia, too much creative license there Fish LOL
lol danishes, so true
seriously, I read this website everyday…have you even seen ROTJ?
Just from memory; the hair is not in a long ponytail, armbands are three time the size (and on two arms), pretty sure Leia wasn’t in a chain choker, no gold whatsoever, no armband, plus it looks absolutely nothing like the Slave Leia.
I ask for a retort for being a loyal follower.
here’s a retort…you’re an idiot. FUCK, im in a bad mood this morning
Loosen your ponytail Jen lol
the internets allow me to be mean without consequences :)
WOW she is so pretty! So beautiful!!! WOW!
Wow! Her champagne cork-like hairdo is most interesting!
She used to come into my restaurant all the time in Newcastle while she was filming some shite film.
She was lovely to all the staff but she’s so short and her ears stick out
lol, thanks for taking her down a peg man, she isnt that pretty, its just people dont get that professional make up along with professional photography, editing, and publicity makes her “hot”. i see hotter girls than her in manhattan every hour of the day!
AWWWW MAN, THIS IS ONE SUPER HOT WHITE GIRL!!!!
I want to touch her with my wee wee..
one of the most beautiful creatures on this planet
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