Here’s Kelly Brook posing in the iconic Slave Leia outfit for the latest issue of Total Film because… I… er… uh… UTINNI! *ejaculates into a cloud of dust*
(Thanks to everyone who wrote in on this one.)
Photos: Total Film
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Kodos | July 8, 2010 at 7:31 pm
Shit, that bitch Leia didn’t have anything on this.
Thank you, Fish.
taz | July 8, 2010 at 7:33 pm
hot
d00dster | July 8, 2010 at 7:33 pm
yowza!
giz | July 8, 2010 at 7:34 pm
Leia > Brook
Ron | July 8, 2010 at 7:35 pm
1st to say… DEAR GOD
LD | July 8, 2010 at 7:36 pm
I’m in love. Good Gawd that woman is beautiful.
manda | July 8, 2010 at 7:36 pm
I don’t know what Star Wars you saw but that is NOT the slave Leia outfit in any way, shape or form.
Twilekjedi | July 8, 2010 at 11:57 pm
Omg I think you need to slow down and read the title while not starring at her body. He’s not saying it’s her slave outfit it’s “slave leia” eg: hair make up and jewelry and such IN A BIKINI. It’s an imaginative speculation of what slave leia woul look like if she were in a bikini.
Also, your all morons.
Everlost | July 9, 2010 at 3:13 am
I think manda was more talking about the line “Here’s Kelly Brook posing in the iconic Slave Leia outfit”…
manda | July 9, 2010 at 7:34 am
I think you need to read the entire paragraph he wrote. He does state “iconic Slave Leia outfit.’ Also, not only is the outfit not the same, neither is the hair or makeup. It would be different if he had sad “here is what Slave Leia would have looked like had she worn a bikini.”
Before you judge our intelligence learn the proper use of you’re and your.
Moron.
Esoteric | July 9, 2010 at 10:46 am
“Also, your all morons.”
Much like the person who doesn’t use the proper form of you’re in their attempt at insult.
(hint .. it’s “you’re all morons”)
You’re welcome :-)
elbruce | July 9, 2010 at 7:04 pm
A bikini = 2 piece. This is not even a bikini.
Your teh moran.
Jen | July 9, 2010 at 10:06 am
i dont think anyone really gives a shit what she has on. She’s HAWT
Jabba | July 28, 2010 at 9:56 am
Agreed!
Albert | July 8, 2010 at 7:37 pm
Yeah, that doesn’t actually look anything like the slave leia outfit
blabblah | July 8, 2010 at 7:37 pm
*insert incredibly nerdy statement about how that isn’t actually the Slave Leia bikini from RotJ, but no one cares because Kelly Brook’s boobs*
the thing is | July 8, 2010 at 10:22 pm
I noticed that also. But I think Carrie Fisher was hotter at that age. Plus she didn’t need the same amount of make-up caked on her face.
Ego | July 8, 2010 at 10:46 pm
LOLWUT? Why not just tll everyone you prefer cock.
the thing is | July 9, 2010 at 2:07 am
haha. you’re reply made me laugh, I can’t lie. But still, Carrie Fisher in her twenties is way hotter than this plastic whore.
Kodos | July 9, 2010 at 8:49 am
Right, Fisher’s raging cocaine habit was SO HOT…
kelley | July 9, 2010 at 11:00 am
Um … “your” reply ?? And her tits are real, by the way.
fish troll | July 9, 2010 at 1:41 pm
maybe too much makeup (it is a photoshoot y’know), but Kelly Brook is all real.
LD | July 8, 2010 at 7:37 pm
Good Gawd almighty. That is one beautiful woman.
Grand Dragon | July 8, 2010 at 7:41 pm
i came
Hitler Jr. | July 8, 2010 at 7:49 pm
I wish I could see this video but sadly I have covered the screen with my baby batter.
its me fuckers | July 8, 2010 at 7:56 pm
*ejaculates into a cloud of dust*
rofl!! As a woman, I’d hit her as well. Christ! She is amazing.
its me fuckers has bad grammar | July 8, 2010 at 8:50 pm
Then you must be a dyke, because you write & spell like a man.
DragonKatt | July 8, 2010 at 9:33 pm
You say that like it would be a bad thing. Also, you write just as poorly. I mean, come on, who really uses the ‘&’ symbol to say ‘and’. c(=
its me fuckers | July 9, 2010 at 12:24 am
wtf did I spell wrong? And what is wrong with playing both sides of the fence? Fucktard.
NLS | July 8, 2010 at 8:06 pm
Dude. That is not the slave Leia outift.
You should have a series of girls in ACTUAL slave Leia outfits. Now that would be cool.
fish troll | July 9, 2010 at 1:35 pm
As much as I’m pissed off with all of the whining about the outfit – I think you have a very good point.
We need a series for true comparison.
thisdick | July 8, 2010 at 8:07 pm
boner sucessful!!!
bleh | July 8, 2010 at 8:23 pm
Very nice, but sadly not even close to the Princess Leia outfit.
The Man | July 8, 2010 at 8:27 pm
This should be the new banner girl! She certainly caused my pole to erupt with hot cum!
The Man | July 8, 2010 at 8:28 pm
Only problem is that I may never make it past the banner in the future!
fish troll | July 9, 2010 at 1:33 pm
Ya – I agree – Kelly Brook for “Banner Girl”
She’s on here enough and she pretty much fits the bill.
Jay-Z | July 8, 2010 at 8:48 pm
Kelly, can a brutha get a little camel toe? Please?
memem | July 8, 2010 at 9:29 pm
Yeah, that’s pretty bad.
dd | July 8, 2010 at 9:39 pm
(I’ll save you an extra click for publishing this comment, don’t publish, I just didn’t see any email adress I could send whatever I wanted to- it could be naked pictures but if your adress isn’t visible to the dummies like me you won’t get them)
So, I just wanted to say: dude, write about this jennifer lopez thingie where the greek cypriots are snapping at her for being a politically incorrect ass
http://www.google.gr/search?hl=el&client=firefox-a&hs=ufN&rls=org.mozilla%3Ael%3Aofficial&q=jennifer+lopez+cyprus&aq=f&aqi=&aql=&oq=&gs_rfai=
testington | July 8, 2010 at 9:40 pm
seriously what is that deal with this site and this lame nobody chick? Yes she has great tits, fine, I agree…but why the fuck do you feature her every day? There are tons and tons of hotter chicks and bigger celebrities out her. This girl has an awesome rack, but the rest of her body is just ok and her face is nothing to write home about
lauryn | July 8, 2010 at 10:25 pm
+1
Alli Watermelon | July 9, 2010 at 12:15 pm
You’re an idiot. I have a vagina and even I can recognize why she is featured on this site constantly. SHE’S HOT.
thunderstud | July 8, 2010 at 10:18 pm
Nice body, nice outfit…. no idea who she is though.
Minty | July 10, 2010 at 12:15 pm
agreed. i have no clue if she is a model, actress, heiress, porn star…..
she is hot though. all the people involved in making her appear this way did a good job.
Bunny | July 8, 2010 at 10:20 pm
Yes I am soooo lonely please someone anyone any specie take me please!
CW | July 8, 2010 at 10:39 pm
Holy crap.. this is every nerds fantasy. Reminds me of that friends episode where rachel dressed up for ross.
Kelly Brook’s Photos and Tweets
http://chirrps.com/RealKellyBrook
Carpet | July 8, 2010 at 11:13 pm
No, this is not every nerds fantasy, cause every self respecting nerd knows the difference between a Princess Leia slave outfit and some nobody knock off.
CW | July 8, 2010 at 11:59 pm
Well if she walked in my door wearing this, I sure as hell wouldn’t say, “You’re not in an authentic Princess Leia Slave Outfit so no thanks!” But yeah… I know nerds are freaking picky logical bastards.
narf | July 8, 2010 at 11:10 pm
just okay…next
Brian | July 8, 2010 at 11:15 pm
hot but not the slave liea outfit should have ran this By the GW
alli not lohan | July 8, 2010 at 11:41 pm
Nerds! You are bitching because its not authentic? She is an authentic woman. Which obviously you virgins know nothing about. It’s obviously a modern take on it. Besides. Who gives a fuck if its authentic. She’s hotter than your wettest dream.
Brian | July 9, 2010 at 1:27 am
its’ not that it’s not authentic it looks nothing remotely like the slave bikini.
The Headline should read Kelly Brook in a hot Bikini. Its like saying someone is dressed as a stormtrooper when their just wearing a NASA spacesuit
GiRL | July 9, 2010 at 9:51 am
LOL. Did you watch the vid? I was like uhh is this second outfit supposed to be sexy ewok?? Then the third wasn’t even related. Unless it was supposed to be her jumpsuit in bikini form.
Either way, her body is holy-fucking-shit built for sex.
captain america | July 9, 2010 at 12:11 am
yep folks, this appears to be a miracle in the united states:
…….A WOMAN IN BILINI!!
Brian | July 9, 2010 at 1:28 am
What’s a BILINI
oh what’s that you mean BiKINI
Jen | July 9, 2010 at 10:17 am
captain america is a fucking idiot
fish troll | July 9, 2010 at 1:48 pm
uh, maybe me meant “blini” – as in perfectly edible.
you're all retarded | July 9, 2010 at 12:58 am
people are being critical because they expect fish to know the difference between a liea outfit and any other brown swimsuit.. could have just as easily titled the post
“kelly brook (the woman i tug it to every night) in more swimwear.. which, let’s be honest, is pretty much all i post when i’m not talking about that dumb cunt lohan”
besides, there are hotter chicks working at my local red robin’s..
ubernewb | July 9, 2010 at 1:10 am
please, there’s far better talent working at my local starbucks.. not saying she’s not hot, but it’s like she’s some goddess walking among men. anybody who thinks she is, should probably venture out into the real world and have a look around.
and no, that’s not a leia slave-girl outfit.. it looks nothing like it, other than being brown.. you’re slacking fish. maybe you’ve been riding the lohan express for too long? take a break son
Letha ROBINSON | July 9, 2010 at 1:51 am
ABSOLUTELY “LICKALICIOUS” (everywhere) & “kitty”-what part of SLOPED SHOULDERS don’t you equate when you look at a picture & say her nipples are crooked!
Take into account the POSTURE also!
http://twitter.com/mackvesta
JubeJubes | July 9, 2010 at 4:09 am
she doesn’t even have danishes on her head, that’s no princess leia (and WTF is SLAVE Leia, too much creative license there Fish LOL
Esoteric | July 9, 2010 at 10:51 am
lol danishes, so true
robotskillfrauds | July 9, 2010 at 4:19 am
seriously, I read this website everyday…have you even seen ROTJ?
Just from memory; the hair is not in a long ponytail, armbands are three time the size (and on two arms), pretty sure Leia wasn’t in a chain choker, no gold whatsoever, no armband, plus it looks absolutely nothing like the Slave Leia.
I ask for a retort for being a loyal follower.
Jen | July 9, 2010 at 10:18 am
here’s a retort…you’re an idiot. FUCK, im in a bad mood this morning
Esoteric | July 9, 2010 at 10:52 am
Loosen your ponytail Jen lol
Jen | July 9, 2010 at 11:30 am
the internets allow me to be mean without consequences :)
Doc Schweinstrudel | July 9, 2010 at 5:04 am
WOW she is so pretty! So beautiful!!! WOW!
Rhialto | July 9, 2010 at 8:01 am
Wow! Her champagne cork-like hairdo is most interesting!
Evil Jim | July 9, 2010 at 8:03 am
She used to come into my restaurant all the time in Newcastle while she was filming some shite film.
She was lovely to all the staff but she’s so short and her ears stick out
yuri | July 9, 2010 at 10:55 am
lol, thanks for taking her down a peg man, she isnt that pretty, its just people dont get that professional make up along with professional photography, editing, and publicity makes her “hot”. i see hotter girls than her in manhattan every hour of the day!
YEAHISAIDIT | July 9, 2010 at 8:15 am
AWWWW MAN, THIS IS ONE SUPER HOT WHITE GIRL!!!!
Nero | July 9, 2010 at 8:16 am
This.is.the.one.
Marcus | July 9, 2010 at 8:29 am
I want to touch her with my wee wee..
cd | July 9, 2010 at 9:08 am
one of the most beautiful creatures on this planet
kitsuhime | July 9, 2010 at 10:11 am
Yeah, well, iconic or conceptual or whatever, it’s some bitch in a bikini, whoop-de-shit. Not at all Leia-ish a little, except that it’s a brunette showing cleavage.
yuri | July 9, 2010 at 10:46 am
her head is too big, plus she looks like a total whore. i definitely liked fisher more when she was younger
STFUP | July 9, 2010 at 11:06 am
The author is a f’n MORON! That is NOT, I repeat, THAT IS NOT THE PRINCESS LEIA BIKINI! Jackass.
Alli Watermelon | July 9, 2010 at 12:17 pm
Yes, I get that this is The Superficial. Yes, I make fun of people on here too. But honestly, how can any of you reh-tards find anything wrong with this female? Her body is like a freakin goddess and she has a nice, pretty face. I would break my back and eat my own bunghole to look like that!
Jammy | July 10, 2010 at 3:10 pm
Well you must have low self esteem then, i mean she’s alright looking but nothing special, guys will go crazy over any pair of boobs.
Alli Watermelon | July 11, 2010 at 10:30 pm
Low self-esteem? I’m a FEMALE. If anything, me admitting my envy of this woman just goes to show how comfortable I am with myself. Way to go, genius.
fish troll | July 9, 2010 at 1:31 pm
What a bunch of f’ing geeks.
Ya, so the title is a little misleading. I saw the similarity before reading the title. It’s gold, she’s got the little arm bands – no she doesn’t have the “danishes”, but I thought – “Ha, looks a little like Princess Leia.” and then I read the title. (you can call me brilliant … or,as the precious little geek, Daryl G. likes to on the other picture – a “fucking moron” – no matter).
It’s reminiscent of the outfit and is a pretty good allusion that makes me think Carrie Fisher would have been awesome with a slightly bigger rack.
You stupid little geeks should back to wanking to the movie and stop your silly little bitching.
barroom hero | July 9, 2010 at 1:32 pm
So hot.
thank but no thanks | July 9, 2010 at 3:44 pm
WTF is up with the wonk eye?
I’ll pass.
anonym | July 9, 2010 at 11:28 pm
she can sit on my face all day
rose | July 10, 2010 at 9:13 am
give discount
rosenice | July 10, 2010 at 9:15 am
she will be give me nice smile