The Crap We Missed – Friday 10.4.13

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed which caps a week of several notable events like Miley Cyrus baring her nipple, then Hulk Hogan parodying her in a thong and tomorrow, my birthday. So once again, universe, you got me. “Enjoying a nice life celebration, are you? STARE INTO THE VOID!!” While my tears put out these candles (thanks for the cake Fish, you really shouldn’t have), enjoy captioning the hell out of Katherine Heigl, who’s now just a walking eyeroll, Chloe Moretz with Julianne Moore and her eight buttcheeks, Nelly just now realizing this woman thinks he’s Flo Rida, and finally, my gift to myself, Michael Fassbender.

Wait, is that just a wrinkle? Still doing it for me,

- Photo Boy

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