Miles Teller Has Sex With This And Other News

Jennifer Lawrence might be the new Thor. [Lainey Gossip]

Jay Z has Beyonce pimping Tidal hard. [Fishwrapper]

Simon Pegg is sorry for shitting on nerd movies. [Dlisted]

Wait, Jessica Simpson’s face doesn’t always look like this? [theCHIVE]

No, people who eat at Applebee’s deserve to be ridiculed. [The Frisky]

So Paris Hilton just finds slutty ways to press Shuffle? [WWTDD]

The topless robots of Ex Machina. [Egotastic!]

What’s up, Kimberley Garner? [Hollywood Tuna]

I’m not sure I’d call Natalie Portman chesty, but okay. [Popoholic]

Jesus Christ, Elsa Hosk naked… [DrunkenStepfather]

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