Keith Richards is a normal guy


There was a rumor going around awhile back that Keith Richards mixed his dad’s cremated ashes with some cocaine and snorted it. Well he’s clarifying the rumor, and tells Rolling Stone yes, he did snort his dad’s ashes, but he didn’t mix them with cocaine. So it’s all good everybody, no need to worry. I bet all you people who thought he was a freak feel pretty silly about now. Man, how embarrassing for you.