There was a rumor going around awhile back that Keith Richards mixed his dad’s cremated ashes with some cocaine and snorted it. Well he’s clarifying the rumor, and tells Rolling Stone yes, he did snort his dad’s ashes, but he didn’t mix them with cocaine. So it’s all good everybody, no need to worry. I bet all you people who thought he was a freak feel pretty silly about now. Man, how embarrassing for you.
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whoneedsenemies | August 3, 2007 at 12:54 pm
Frist!
Eww he’s disgusting
penacka | August 3, 2007 at 12:55 pm
normal!
phillip | August 3, 2007 at 12:55 pm
silly keith…ashes are for smoking, not snorting.
alex holder | August 3, 2007 at 12:55 pm
first
Susie Rottencrotch | August 3, 2007 at 12:58 pm
He is and always has been nasty. Keep smoking Crypt Keeper! Ew, check out his finger tips! What the F is wrong with them? Puke.
jrzmommy | August 3, 2007 at 12:59 pm
PHEW! I was gonna say….I’d really hate to see Keith back on drugs again. *rolls eyes*
My god his face looks like a road map.
Annie Rexia | August 3, 2007 at 1:00 pm
Him and Ellen Barkin should get together. They could sell thier offspring’s skin to Louis Vitton.
whatever | August 3, 2007 at 1:01 pm
I wonder how long he will live. I mean, how many years on Earth did Satan guarantee him in the contract for his soul?
Frank | August 3, 2007 at 1:03 pm
“I wonder how long he will live. I mean, how many years on Earth did Satan guarantee him in the contract for his soul?”
He guaranteed him being Keith Richards, which, is a fair bargain, when you look at what he’s done with it.
michelle | August 3, 2007 at 1:04 pm
well, i am glad he cleared that away… i was thinking he was a drug addict! thanks for setting me straight!!!!
Rancor | August 3, 2007 at 1:05 pm
Wonder how much he spends on leather tanning equipment.
Nicole | August 3, 2007 at 1:05 pm
omg. thats gross. =o
jrzmommy | August 3, 2007 at 1:07 pm
Keith will never die. That motherfucker is like,….Bulletproof Invinci-Man
OliviaDrab | August 3, 2007 at 1:07 pm
Well, it you think about it… If Keith’s Dad is anything like him, there’s probably more drugs to be had in his ashes than in an 8-ball.
Rancor | August 3, 2007 at 1:07 pm
HEY MAN, stop dying your hair. You’re not fooling anyone!
jrzmommy | August 3, 2007 at 1:10 pm
and by the way, he makes beautiful kids. Have you ever seen his daughters? Yeah yeah, their mom IS Patti Hansen, but still, 1/2 that DNA is his and somehow it all worked.
ph7 | August 3, 2007 at 1:11 pm
The ironic thing is that Keith Richards will outlive everyone reading this and be able to snort their ashes, too.
Maybe that’s his secret. I think I’ll snort my Dad’s ashes tonight! Party at my place folks! Take a parental toot for everlasting life!
wedgeone | August 3, 2007 at 1:13 pm
I loved his part in Pirates of the Carribean 3: At World’s End.
Jack Sparrow’s Dad … go figure. LOL.
WayOuttaTune | August 3, 2007 at 1:13 pm
Keith has gone from a really odd looking young man to an odd looking old man. But he sure be one helluva guitar player. I’d sell my soul to play like that too. Hell, I already don’t want to go to heaven if that is really where people like Bush and Cheney are going. I’d rather be in hell and If I could trick the devil into making me an amazing musician for the trouble then great.
Mom | August 3, 2007 at 1:16 pm
Do you personally know Bush and Cheney?
Then what the fuck are you talking about?
Dad | August 3, 2007 at 1:20 pm
20–Shut up…Who let you out of the fucking kitchen?
Mom | August 3, 2007 at 1:25 pm
21-
I see you’re out of bed now.
What, you want me to shit on your chest again old man?
Lexoka | August 3, 2007 at 1:26 pm
But more importantly, did he sneeze afterwards? Maybe it was just an original way of spreading his father’s ashes. I once heard that when you sneeze, air comes out at approximately 375 mph. That’s gotta be an efficient way to spread ashes.
WayOuttaTune | August 3, 2007 at 1:33 pm
So Mom do you know Bush and Cheney? I suppose you breast fed them and that’s how you know them. That probably explains how they lied us into Iraq killing thousands of Americans and hundreds of thousands of Iraqi’s. Drinking your breast milk! But don’t worry you’ll be going to the same after life as your home boys.
Dad | August 3, 2007 at 1:37 pm
22-Shut up bitch……..go make me turkey pot pie!
adeliza | August 3, 2007 at 1:41 pm
#19
Don’t worry about seeing those two fucking ass holes in heaven. Hell has a place reserved just for those two.
Satan is licking his lips and just waiting to shove his pitch fork up there asses.
I wish I could get to them 1st.
asswipes, the whole lot of them.
lambman | August 3, 2007 at 1:41 pm
Its sad that somebody who’s been famous for this long is still this desperate for attention.
“I snorted ashes with cocain”
“obviously I was joking”
“actually, I was lying when I said I was joking, I did snort it but not with cocain”
I know he’s a roling stone and all….but this is a pretty duchey move
dr phil | August 3, 2007 at 1:43 pm
Just think, to make those beautiful babies, a woman had to welcome that…thing…crawling up between her open legs. Repeatedly. Even now, groupies fight for the chance to have his face between their legs. That’d be quite an image to have burned into your brain.
Mom | August 3, 2007 at 1:55 pm
25-
I see somebody is grumpy again. Do you need be to get you a bigger dildo to shove up your ass? I guess the 15inch beer-can-sized monster one isn’t keeping you satisfied.
Mom | August 3, 2007 at 1:56 pm
Bush and Cheney are REAL patriots.
FUCK BUSH | August 3, 2007 at 2:01 pm
Bush is a dork, a thief, I believe HE sold his “soul” to the devil, not keith richards, he has talent. How that moronic, bafoon was able to steal the ellection TWICE says to me he has a contract with the devil. That we would even CONSIDER impeaching Clinton over a little head, and that asshole Bush started a war with the wrong peoples, grounds every airplane after the Twin Towers collapse except for the planes safely flying out the family of the man responsible for 911. It was a fuckin set up people on our presidents part! How dare this country be so Iraquian to let something like this happen? Clinton lied, but no one died. Fuck Bush and Jenna (his daughter is named after the biggest porn star in the world, just classic) that cunt of a wife of his who is always smiling for no fucking reason, even at the funeral for someone famous that recently died. Bush reminds me of a 8 year old annoying little brother. I can’t conceive he has a dick, or can even fuck, I can’t imagine him even fucking. “ooooh, aaaaaa, I think i came!” He’s probably one of those “guys”that make that god awful moaning/crying sound as there cumming. Ewwww, why do guys do that? I’ve been with the same hottie for 6 years, he don’ t do that. Bush does I’m sure. Thank gosh he’s on his way out. He may have destroyed the world, but at least he’s almost done.
mom and dads lil princess | August 3, 2007 at 2:01 pm
Mom… do as dad says… you know how he gets when you dont make him his turkey pot pie in a timely manner…
Proud American | August 3, 2007 at 2:03 pm
@ 22 — Yeah, and you’re the same person who would be screaming right now about “Bush should have done something to prevent it” if another terrorist attack had taken place since 9-11. STFU. Besides what do we give a shit about Iraq and those other f-d up countries? They all hate Americans anyway and would kill us all if they had a chance. Those fucking people are still living like they did when Jesus was a kid. I say bomb the whole Middle East and be done with it.
Dad | August 3, 2007 at 2:03 pm
29—I don’t remember telling you to speak…go iron my shorts, bitch.
ssdd | August 3, 2007 at 2:05 pm
Calm down #31- Hugos’ buddy aka Sean Penn…………….. you’re at the wrong site.
mom and dads lil princess | August 3, 2007 at 2:06 pm
@33…. you are a cunt. you cant even respond to the correct comment. IDIOT. 22 is the one praising Bush… just like you.
Dad | August 3, 2007 at 2:09 pm
36–Now there’s my little chip off the ol’ block….even if you do wear a skirt and throw like a girl. C’mere…give your old man a kiss!
FUCK BUSH | August 3, 2007 at 2:10 pm
@33 i SAY STICK A BOMB ON YOUR DICK! WHAT R U SO PROUD ABOUT ANYWAY? BUSH is an idiot! I’m an embarassed american as long as he is prez
Proud American | August 3, 2007 at 2:10 pm
# 26 – you’re so full of shit. If they called you and said you have the chance to meet the President you’d jump at the chance and would be kissing his ass immediately, guaranteed. “I wish I could get to them 1st.” YEAH RIGHT. I’m sure they’re REALLY scared.
# 31 — I find it hilarious how you call Bush a “dork, moronic, and a baffoon,” when you can’t even spell “ellection” let alone vote in one. Besides your horrific grammar and punctuation, your writing is atrocious. “he don’t do that?” WTF??? Why don’t you tried Hooked on Phonics you illiterate mother fucker. Bush went to YALE. You can’t fucking SPELL Yale. Dumbass.
adeliza | August 3, 2007 at 2:11 pm
#30 ARE YOU FUCING INSANE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Hell yeah we need to fight a war on terrorism, but we are clearly on rhe WRONG path.
IRAQ is wrong,wrong, wrong, all over the place wrong.
Why don’t you fucking go over there and serve? HUH?!?!?
Dad | August 3, 2007 at 2:11 pm
38–Hey, you loud-mouthed pinko son of a bitch, don’t you talk to my little princess like that! Go burn a flag you stinkin commie bastard.
adeliza | August 3, 2007 at 2:11 pm
Ok, in my rant I mispelled my favorite word FUCKING………….
adeliza | August 3, 2007 at 2:13 pm
No I am not full of shit, and I would not kiss his ass.
I’d kick it.
Dad | August 3, 2007 at 2:14 pm
42–That’s okay, I’m such a fat drunk that I just told my daughter’s boyfriend that hes a commie but it was the wrong guy. where the fuck is my wife? You stupid bitch, get in the house and get me a beer!
Proud American | August 3, 2007 at 2:17 pm
38 — “STICK A BOMB ON YOUR DICK?????” You have just a plethera of comebacks don’t you? Oh wait, let me break it down into your language so you can understand it better. “I says, you be having lots of comebacks don’t yous?”
Oh yeah, and if you hate America and Bush so much, why don’t you FUCKING LEAVE!!! And take all the other people who hate America w/you! Dumb fuck.
Proud American | August 3, 2007 at 2:18 pm
36 — STFU. I’m sure you’re neither LIL or a PRINCESS.
Dad | August 3, 2007 at 2:21 pm
46–Now you….you pencil-necked little prick, don’t yout talk to my little princess like that. Come here so I can kick you in your pipsqueaky little ass.
Mom | August 3, 2007 at 2:27 pm
I don’t have a problem with preemptive war.
And, as long as we’re fighting them there, they can’t fight us here.
Proud American | August 3, 2007 at 2:29 pm
Amen Mom. Well said!
Dad | August 3, 2007 at 2:30 pm
48–You’re gonna have a problem, you stupid cow……and it’s gonna be a size 11 up your fat ass if you don’t go darn some socks.