Keira Knightly loves shoes, still hates food

December 9th, 2005 // 9 Comments

tn_keira_midriff_cr.jpgWhen I was a kid, I was always told to eat up because there are people in Africa who are starving. Keira Knightly never followed those orders for food, and apparently the same goes for footwear. The “Pirates of the Caribbean” star is addicted to shoes, size be damned.

“I look at them and go: ‘Oh it doesn


  1. Nikk The Templar

    I don’t see what’s so newsworthy about this. Lots of women buy shoes that don’t fit ’cause they’re pretty. Then again, Keira probably is waiting until she loses another 30 lbs…and then she can live in the shoe.

  2. amiariah

    I don’t buy shoes that don’t fit.

  3. MrPloppy

    Last time I checked shoes came in more than one size. So Keira in future when you see a pair that look nice simply ask for them in a size that fits. I use this method to buy all my clothes.

  4. minx3030

    in response to…

    original post & comment 1- keira looks amazing, and seems to have gained a little, not lost.

    comment 2- you probably aren’t a successful actress and don’t have millions of dollars in disposable income.

    comment 3- when she says “can’t wear them” she’s probably not talking about size, but rather the fact that the shoes she likes are some diamond encrusted, pointy-toed, 4 inch heeled numbers with ribbon ankle ties that, although gorgeous, make it difficult to efficiently move from place to place.

  5. slinkhard

    I don’t buy shoes that don’t fit, either.
    In fact, I’ll have to turn in my vagina to the official sterotypes board, too, because I am that rare breed: a woman who couldn’t care less about shoes.

    Also, Keira Knightley is a horrifically untalented actress.

  6. Michael1

    I gues she wants us to see her as uber-feminine an dadorable and maybe she is but that still doesn’t erase that fact that she her acting is mediocre and she probably peaked with “Pirates” part 1.

    Did anyone see her in Domino? Wasn’t it supposed to be a “break out” role for her? ZZzzzzzz….

  7. Sheva

    Well if she can’t have breasts and a decent figure, at least she can look good in a puffy dress.

    Pass that girl a sandwich, immediately.

  8. PostAcidYouth

    It’s funny, because I don’t think she’s too thin at all. She’s naturally that way, unlike the Lohans and Olsens of this world. Besides, I’m happy for her to wear ill fitting tops…

  9. HollyJ

    She was the WORST “Pride and Prejudice” Lizzy EVER. Compared to the A&E Version with Colin Firth, this was like watching a Middle School play production. You could totally see where they just slapped an ill-fitting wig on her bony cranium. (And could they have picked an uglier Darcy? :::shiver of revulsion:::)

    And, yeah, she needs to eat a biscuit. Or six. She has scary pencilarms in that movie. I bet I could pick her up with one arm and twirl her over my head like a baton at a parade.

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