Keira Knightley’s dress held in place by magic

December 7th, 2007 // 149 Comments

Keira Knightley attended the premiere of her new movie Atonement last night in L.A. What manner of dark wizardry is keeping the top of her dress on? It’s like it’s super-glued to her breasts, if that’s what we’re calling them. I don’t know if they meet the requirements to be classified as such. According to the dictionary I wrote: “The female breast must not protrude into the chest but rather out. It must also present itself post haste for the predetermined price of one American dollar.” Sadly, the people at Webster didn’t see fit to adopt my definition. Philistines!

Photos: Bauer-Griffin

  1. Gadeval

    I love the hair style or cut she has going on. She looks really pretty in these photos.

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  3. 12:51

    looks like someone dipped her in glue and threw a curtain at her

  4. mafme

    Did she get separated from her parents? What is she looking for?

  5. roughdaddy

    i love flat chested chicks they work harder in bed,,,and the way they hide their chest is very arousing!!!

  6. yew

    not too bad

  7. yew

    not too bad

  8. a

    you know,
    some people are just naturally thin. for some people, it has nothing to do with how much you eat. it’s called fast metabolism. my body is the same way. i’m 5’8 and 107 lbs, and i eat like there is no tomorrow. being thin does not always mean someone is killing themselves. she’s little, but so what? why can’t she flaunt her body just because others think she’s too skinny?

    she looks great.

  9. wiinja

    great mustache.

  10. love her ,, natural beauty

  11. DID YOUR TITS WENT FOR A WALK AND ARE THEY EVER COMING BACK!!
    Just everybody is able to look precisely like her: JUST DON’T EAT AND SHIT ALOT!!

  12. Kat

    111: I agree.

    I don’t care that she’s thin, she always looks so striking and beautiful. It looks like a natural thin to me, not a starvation thin.

  13. Evan

    She needs to pump up her body as big as her head.

  14. zuzuspetals

    Why does she always have a look on her face that suggests Gretel watching Hansel get pushed into the witch’s oven?
    Why?

  15. storm

    i think she was trying to look like that dummy bjork in the swan dress get up,…both times this was tried and failed if it was the same designer from bjork that did this dress too he/she should be hung out to dry and stabbed several times with a pitch fork and tattooed on thier face should read: I WILL NOT MAKE PEOPLE BUY OR WEAR MY STUPID SHIT EVER AGAIN,… I M SORRY AND I WILL GO HANG MYSELF NOW,.. FOR YOUR AMUSEMENT. like a thousand times or until space runs out,…take it out of your closet and burn it.please!

  16. storm

    i think she was trying to look like that dummy bjork in the swan dress get up,…both times this was tried and failed if it was the same designer from bjork that did this dress too he/she should be hung out to dry and stabbed several times with a pitch fork and tattooed on thier face should read: I WILL NOT MAKE PEOPLE BUY OR WEAR MY STUPID SHIT EVER AGAIN,… I M SORRY AND I WILL GO HANG MYSELF NOW,.. FOR YOUR AMUSEMENT. like a thousand times or until space runs out,…take it out of your closet and burn it.please!

  17. whodat

    FAT.

    Piggy needs to stop eating. How do you expect to get work when your a beached whale.

  18. lisa630

    Her figure with this dress is beautiful. But her breast is too small. If she can often go to pubspa.com, she’ll get more popular.

  19. You stupid woman!! YOU FORGOT YOUR TITS AFTER SWIMMING, they’re still at the pool you dumb ass!!

  20. Marie

    Pretty girl, baaaaad dress….

  21. Brent

    Do I smell some deleted entries? What happened to the suspenders pics that was a seperate entry?

  22. Peter

    Id rather do Jennifer Love Hewitt

  23. elan

    wow…so men really are into anorexic chicks. And they are fascist about people who are overweight… I guess boney IS the new black. And just for the record if the men on this site was all there was to choose from …I’d go gay.I have big natural breasts so I guess that makes me fat in some way that only you people can decipher

  24. a

    anorexic? thin does not necessarily anorexic. just like thick does not necessarily mean one who overeats.

  25. a

    anorexic? thin does not necessarily mean anorexic. just like thick does not necessarily mean one who overeats.

  26. Can't Turn Away from Gossips

    #126

    One difference between typical women and men is that women often prefer gossips to sex, whereas men are supposed to be the other way around. So, if the men writing comments on this site had women to have sex with, they wouldn’t have wasted their time on this site.

    I.e., you choose well, if no other women want to have sex with them, why should you?

  27. radioman51

    The nipple-covering parts seem to be sewn onto a very sheer top. I can see the seams. I think all women’s clothes, by law, should be made out of this sheer material. Of course, I could be wrong about the sheer material in Keira’s dress and those seams I see could be where her head and arms are attached to the torso

  28. reggie

    Speaking of dictionaries:

    It’s “posthaste”–one word; and it’s impossible for something to protrude “into” anything.

    Come on. All you have to do is write a few slightly humorous sentences about pictures of celebrities. Can’t you manage even that?

  29. Israeli

    am i the only one who thinks she’s HOT! ?

  30. oh, her dress is so special , haha, my friends on casualpal.com think she is the most beautiful girl in the world.

    I’d say, nice and sweet. BUt not sexy

  31. LifeJunkie

    I don’t get it. Keira usually manages to look great (if she finds a dress to complement her way too thin figure). But right now she looks like a 5 year-old that decided to give herself bangs with one of those little, plastic sciccors and put on her fairy princess outfit to go to a party.

  32. LifeJunkie

    I mean scissors.

  33. justtheobvious

    Wow, what an amazing dress and her body looks great. I’ll buy her boobies if I get to touch them!

  34. L.Linus

    I hope she doesn’t shave her pussy. Can you imagine how think the hair on her pussy would be, yum!!!

  35. Donkey Punch

    She has tits like a twelve year old boy. No thanks.

    Combined with her ugly teeth and phobia of foods she is a real catch!

  36. kate

    has anyone noticed that she has the same expression in each one? its like she wants us to think hey, that girl has a really nice profile.

  37. zGizle

    Now this is better. Cute, conservative, clean, innocent… this is the face for me to Xplode on. Screw foofy poofy permed hair. I love Keira… we should b 2gether. I like flat chix, look at my ex. Better than moo-moos any day

  38. sophie123564

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  39. sophie123564

    beautiful woman, you are making a great thing! did you joined seekingsugar.com, a site for rich men to date sexy women? I just found so many people here are taling about it these days! I need the answer from you!

  40. Petter

    She’s beautiful and sexy. But is she lonely? I seem to see her profile on a celebrity dating site http://www.richloving.com She has a great profile with attractive photos there. What is she looking for there? Date, love, or friends…? omg, can’t believe it.

  41. mimo

    Wow, that dress is made of awesome.

    http://www.lost.eu/6daf9

  42. Tenchi059

    What do you all guys have with boobs? Ok, they’re fun to play with, but.. have you ever seen the rest of her body? Are you trying to make me believe that you wouldn’t do some up and down dance with her *because she has little boobs*??
    You know, I’d really, really, really would want to see all of your girlfriends (mine included, and she has big tits), standing at her side and then decide who to make sweet sweet love with for a couple of days, or even better weeks. It would be a preety easy decision, you know.

  43. Big Boobs gives me more attraction! She’s pretty tough!

  44. tits come in all shapes

    she looks SOOOOOOO HUNGRY!!!!

  45. i like her hair very muCh but.. BooBss?? wheRe aRe uu???????

  46. she is nice but where are her busts? I just see a plain and nothing else except the pretty dress…..God, forgive me..

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