Keira Knightley turns 21

I hate Keira Knightly. I really hate her. She gives us British girls a bad f*cking name. I wish she would eat some food and grow some tits. Oh yeah, she does look like Winona Ryder, and totally looks much better with the pig mask on.

And #49- you are Keira, right? or just some kiss ass loser who dreams that she is gonna fall in love with you and suck your dick?

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Now that she’s an adult will someone feed her. She can’t do anything about her breasts but she can put on some weight and look less like an 11 year old boy.

She’s ridden that pretty face for a good ride. I wonder how many others have ridden it.

I totally thought you were kidding about the pig mask thing.

If no-one else wants her, I’ll embark on a secret lesbian affair with her. I love a slender, tall, leggy woman with a beautiful bone structure and tits that won’t end up by her ankles when she’s 40.

Well #54 then you’d better look elsewhere than Kiera Knightly because tall and leggy she ain’t.

She has legs, and I’m five foot three. As far as I’m concerned, she’s well qualified

#56, Gross! :)

#57 – just let me indulge my lesbian fantasies. I won’t bother you, honest.

Cankles are delicious with some lean mutton. Oy!

People, People, you’re BOTH right. The mast WAS Kiera’s but Winonna snagged it and ran out of the party before she could be stopped.

My eyes are burning! ARGHHHH!

At least she’s wearing knickers (yes I’m waxing Anglo) So, I’d much rather watch her play Domino Harvey’s and Sporto soccer chicks than proper English broads. I think she’s a little closeted maybe. Whatver, Limey bitch (just kidding, Man U).

One word: Implants

nuff’ said.

Her party looks like it sucks but I would still do her while doing the Charleston and shit.

Keira Knightley is not sexy. would it kill her to smile every now and then? She reminds me of Natalie Portman, only not as cute. Or sincere. Or talented. And who triggered the comeback of 1920′s flapper style fashion? I didn’t see that one coming.

I give her a bucket of credit for not going for implants. Nice to see someone flying the flag for the itty bitty committee.

However, I give her six months before she caves in to hollywood and general idiot consensus and pumps ‘em up.

What’s with the 20′s revival for birthday parties? Kate Moss did it, now Keira. Is it a Brit thing?

dude, those are SOOO photoshopped!

People often compare me to Winona Ryder. This must mean that I bear at least SOME resemblance to Keira, which, in turn, means that what all these people are ACTUALLY saying is that I’m a short-legged, cankled, angry, boyish freak. Those jerks!!!

BTW: When you’re as gorgeous as Keira, you don’t need tits, only a padded bra.

yeah, that’s pretty lame…