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Jacq | March 27, 2006 at 3:28 pm
She looks better with the pig face. Something about her mouth makes me angry. FIRST!!
Jacq | March 27, 2006 at 3:28 pm
BTW – Nice crotch shot. Could’ve done without that.
Erienne | March 27, 2006 at 3:29 pm
Woot! First again!
LRonHoover | March 27, 2006 at 3:32 pm
I’d Hit It!
Jayne | March 27, 2006 at 3:34 pm
Natalie Portman > Kiera Knightley
that’s all.
ILovePapaSmurf | March 27, 2006 at 3:37 pm
She is only 21! What am I doing with my life!? *cries*
Erienne | March 27, 2006 at 3:38 pm
Damn damn damn, not first.
LRonHoover | March 27, 2006 at 3:39 pm
I’d love to make her SQUEAL LIKE A PIG!
Wooo Hoooooo… Deliverance!!!!!
fanie | March 27, 2006 at 3:40 pm
WTF? She looks hideous there. It doesn’t even look like her.
happyday | March 27, 2006 at 3:41 pm
who are these woman who don’t wear underwear? Why? Are they just too rich for underwear? “Only the peasants wear undergarments. What beasts!”
downshine | March 27, 2006 at 3:46 pm
she is wearing underwear. its just skin colored.
Lush | March 27, 2006 at 3:48 pm
God I love her, shes so hot… the only female celeb I’d go les for.
Ms Crackalackin | March 27, 2006 at 3:49 pm
Mr Superficial, I think you mistook Winona for Keira. In any event, she needs to eat lots of leftover birthday cake.
tits_on_snack | March 27, 2006 at 3:50 pm
i thought she was older. she looks older.
Italian Stallion | March 27, 2006 at 3:54 pm
It’s good to see this chick has some class, you know, with the matching panties and all. Hey Paris, she’s trying to make you look bad!!!!
Spindoc | March 27, 2006 at 3:56 pm
Hmm, you look at her face and think “Wow, this young lady is just starting her journey through life as an adult”
Then you look at Lindsay Lohans face and thing “Wow, this used up old Bag has a LOT of living etched into that old face”
Just something I was thinking.
ifihadahifi | March 27, 2006 at 3:58 pm
the 20′s getup doesn’t do anyhting for me. Did they even have sex back in the 20′s? I don’t think anybody did. Everyone was too busy spit curling their roaring 20′s hairdo’s and doing that funky dance where they put one hand over the other in a scissors-like fashion. And the pig mask freaks me out. I would still hit it, but only because I rented Domino this weekend and saw her doing that lap dance. She makes me want to punch her in the head and then make sweet love to her.
HughJorganthethird | March 27, 2006 at 3:58 pm
She’s way hot. I love the bloodless vampire haven’t seen the sun in a month look.
Why am I the first to notice she has cankles?
RhinebeckCowboy | March 27, 2006 at 3:59 pm
Sorry children.
KK did the old switcheroo. Check out the hands/nails of KK, then those of the plant with the mask. Not the same girl.
The car shot, btw, came from a different source. “Dash cams” are all the rage with London limousines. Figure the economics. Drive a limo: 120 K p.a. with tips; get a good dash cam shot, and thats another 20K from the News of the World.
ob1 | March 27, 2006 at 3:59 pm
I’d carve some bacon off that ass. Check out the dude in the back with the porno mustache.
ESQ | March 27, 2006 at 4:02 pm
Next shots you see are her hurling in back of the limo after all the birthday shots people gave her. At least she thinks and wears panties unlike some other slut celebs we know rhymes with “Shmilton.”
MeganHarris | March 27, 2006 at 4:04 pm
Pigface!
Actually, she looks like a younger Winoma Ryder in the first pic.
And… is that a croch slip??
Jesus In Disguise | March 27, 2006 at 4:04 pm
Well I for one would like to oink her. Ha ha ha. Get it? Oink… her…
Nevermind.
ESQ | March 27, 2006 at 4:04 pm
Did anyone notice in the second picture where the pom-poms are strategically placed?
asenath7766 | March 27, 2006 at 4:11 pm
#5 & #22 So true!
Winona Ryder=Natalie Portman=Kiera Knightly.
Out of the three, I find Natalie Portman the least annoying and the most grounded when it comes to her fame.
URalllosers | March 27, 2006 at 4:33 pm
The superficial knows exactly what I want too see! Thank you very much.
RainMaker | March 27, 2006 at 4:43 pm
“That’ll do, pig.”
cibby | March 27, 2006 at 5:11 pm
Is that really her? Everytime I see a different picture of her, I can’t recognize her. She’s a transmogrifier!
maiira | March 27, 2006 at 5:36 pm
Holy crap, Kiera Knightley really does look a lot like Winona Ryder.
Also, while channel-surfing once I stumbled across some weird Swedish porn with girls wearing pig masks being fucked doggy-style. The sad thing is I’m being completely serious.
Escribo | March 27, 2006 at 5:39 pm
Typo: Keira Knightly turns 41.
honeycomb's_big_yeahyeahyeah | March 27, 2006 at 6:31 pm
Agreed #1.
I think that “something” about her mouth is it has that self-concious quality that certain girls employ to look more full-lipped or something.
If you know anyone with an eating disorder or overinflated sense of self, watch the face they make when they are looking in a mirror or passing a reflective surface. Hilarious!
“A pouty sexy face that’s a little angry…no, not angry — dangerous.”
honeycomb's_big_yeahyeahyeah | March 27, 2006 at 6:39 pm
And about the age of Hollywood folken, there has to be some serious spindoctoring going on there, brah! They did it all the time in the “golden era” of Ho’wood so why would they stop now? To this day no one knows how old certain people really were (Joan Crawford, Marlene Dietrich, et al) coz it was taken for granted anyway that they were lying their asses off to have more mystique.
The best case I can think of is Mischa Barton. Despite coming to this site I actually don’t have the foggiest haff the time who is being discussed, so the first time I saw that OC dumpsterslut I was like, Oh how unusual, usually you see an actress in at least another role somewhere before they are 40. Funny to be a new face at that age. The I read that she’s what, 17 or something?? FRAID NOT!!
And Kiera is not 21. That is a well-kept 30.
honeycomb's_big_yeahyeahyeah | March 27, 2006 at 6:40 pm
What are cankles?
oshkoshb-goshdammgosh | March 27, 2006 at 6:42 pm
English people are so cute, in a gross and pretentious kinda way.
oshkoshb-goshdammgosh | March 27, 2006 at 6:43 pm
Cankles are fish cakes served in a traditional Kabbalah Seder or Passover meal.
Gerald Tarrant | March 27, 2006 at 6:44 pm
It makes me feel like the perv I am knowing she is only a ripe little 21.
not-one-of-you | March 27, 2006 at 6:46 pm
i see the wynona resemblance, but my first thought was Keri Russell (felicity w/ short hair.) her mouth bugs me too, the way she kind of just out her jaw, like she’s all “look at my delicate jawline people!!!”
and cankles – wow…..i dunno if I agree with that, and to those asking, cankles are thick ankles, so it is calf + ankle = cankle.
polypam | March 27, 2006 at 6:52 pm
Cankles happen when a girl has thick ankles that sort of blend into her calves without much curve, hence calves + ankles = cankles. Anyway, Keira is fucking cool as hell. Before the Oscars, she was being interviewed and when asked how she has made it so far at such a young age, she was very humble, laughed, and said “Luck”. Ask Lindsay that and she’ll say “Cocaine, putting my finger down my throat, and acting like a full-on moron”.
By the way, Keira was Natalie Portman’s stand-in during filiming of Star Wars Episode 1 (but I’m sure y’all probably knew that).
krisdylee | March 27, 2006 at 7:06 pm
She’s a tasty wee porkchop, that Keira…
Dee | March 27, 2006 at 8:05 pm
the pig masks are scary….ill
Evangelia | March 27, 2006 at 8:24 pm
dude, these are really bad pics. please don’t compare this nice girl to natalie bitchman. plus, keira was hot in pirates of the caribbean.
and really, who HASN’T celebrated their b-day wearing pig masks? And it might not be a pig mask, it might just be a shot of christina ricci.
LoneWolf | March 27, 2006 at 8:34 pm
#29 I’m with ya. It was on HBO, on that Sex On TV Around The World show that they do from time to time. I have no doubt that the party-goers all took their masks home and got their grunt on. Probably while they were wearing their 20′s costumes.
wastingtime | March 27, 2006 at 9:05 pm
Why is #19 the only one who realized that it’s not her wearing the pig mask? The hair is a dead giveaway. Why the hell would Keira Knightley come out wearing a pig mask?
boogerman | March 27, 2006 at 11:22 pm
looks like a gangbang eyes wide shut style.
Megan | March 27, 2006 at 11:27 pm
she does not have cankles!
pabena6 | March 28, 2006 at 12:01 am
# 27
Effin’ BRILLIANT!!!!!
Rylie | March 28, 2006 at 1:08 am
#19 I think you’re right. The hairstyle is different in the piggy picture
honeycomb's_big_yeahyeahyeah | March 28, 2006 at 2:16 am
Your hairstyle would be different too after a booze-fueled pig mask-wearing sex orgy. Lesbian sex orgy I mean.
andrew-film | March 28, 2006 at 4:04 am
I’m really glad for this girl. She is 21 and I’m 22 and I work at shitty Universal, and she has achieved so much more! Hard-working, nice, cute, sonotslutty, smart. She was good even in this “Bend it like Beckham” film. And “The Hole” too. And yes, for those who noticed it only now – she played queen’s decoy Star Wars Episode I.
In your face!
Charlaurz McHall | March 28, 2006 at 5:56 am
I hate Keira Knightly. I really hate her. She gives us British girls a bad f*cking name. I wish she would eat some food and grow some tits. Oh yeah, she does look like Winona Ryder, and totally looks much better with the pig mask on.
And #49- you are Keira, right? or just some kiss ass loser who dreams that she is gonna fall in love with you and suck your dick?
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