Keira Knightley is suing the Daily Mail over an article which implied she lied about having an eating disorder. Her lawyer says:
“The article made reference to what it perceived to be Ms Knightley’s very slim appearance. The article then reported the recent, tragic death of a teenage girl who suffered from anorexia and contained an interview with the girl’s mother. We wish to make clear that Ms Knightley has the deepest sympathy for the girl’s family. Ms Knightley has publicly denied suggestions that she might be anorexic or have a similar eating disorder, including in a prominent way at a well-publicised press conference to mark the European premiere of Pirates Of The Caribbean 2, in London last summer. Accordingly, in the proceedings, Ms Knightley will argue that the Mail’s article suggests that she has dishonestly sought to mislead the public about whether she has anorexia or a similar eating disorder and will show that she does not have anorexia; and further will challenge the suggestion that she is responsible and to blame for the tragic death of the teenage girl by setting a bad example.”
Maybe Keira Knightley doesn’t know what anorexia means. She probably thinks it’s some kind of dinosaur. That would explain a lot of things, like how she’s so very anorexic but thinks she isn’t. “No, no, I’m not an anorexic. I think those went extinct like a billion years ago.”
hendero | January 23, 2007 at 8:49 am
fatty
hendero | January 23, 2007 at 8:50 am
fatty
RussianMafia | January 23, 2007 at 8:55 am
Zero fat on a woman isn’t “natural” per se. In other news, she looks like a starved candy cane.
BarbadoSlim | January 23, 2007 at 8:58 am
This dude would be better served spending her money on some food instead of legal fees so she can regain her female form.
Tip: starved concentration camp subhuman races look : NOT SEXY
griffmills | January 23, 2007 at 9:01 am
That is the scariest dude I have ever seen,
and yes…she is FAT
wedgeone | January 23, 2007 at 9:01 am
Anorexic? Not with those abs.
It’ll get settled before it ever reaches a courtroom.
She can use the settlement $$ to get some boobs! When Mena Suvari has bigger boobs than you do, you should do something to remedy that.
combustion8 | January 23, 2007 at 9:06 am
she may be thin but shes healthy, look at how tone she is, she’s perfect… I’d bathe in her snot.
barbara bush | January 23, 2007 at 9:06 am
So I clicked my bookmark for Superfish and this link came up instead. I suppose it was just a matter of time.
gambitzero | January 23, 2007 at 9:07 am
But you would still tap that. I mean be honest. A bit skinny, but still mighty fine!
olivia | January 23, 2007 at 9:11 am
sorry but different ppl have different genes, she just has really amazing ones, not like some other celebrities who used to be fat and are now stick thin and yet claim to be ‘naturally thin’
seriously... | January 23, 2007 at 9:14 am
Unfortunately, two of my best friends have suffered from eating disorders. One had bulimia and the other one anorexia. And I can assure your that one of the syntoms is denial.It’s a really tough illness that no one chooses.If she really is anorexic, I whish her to visit a doctor as soon as possible, because even if she does so, she will never be totally recovered.
Pointandlaugh | January 23, 2007 at 9:15 am
eh. she does nothing for me. I like a little more CURVE on my women.
BarbadoSlim | January 23, 2007 at 9:21 am
@10 …are those the same the same amazing genes that gave her an amazingly flat ass? or the same amazing genes that gave her an amazingly flat chest? And let’s not even talk about her amazing man face
Are these amazingly gender-confused genes? I know I’m amazingly confused, is this supposed to be a woman?
mr helper | January 23, 2007 at 9:21 am
#11 the solution to your particular problem is simple – aim the bulimic’s mouth at the anorexic’s mouth. i saw that once on the nature channel, worked like a charm.
VeryLiberating.com | January 23, 2007 at 9:23 am
That’s some hot fat!
http://www.VeryLiberating.com
mrlithium | January 23, 2007 at 9:24 am
i love your site. now i have an excuse to look at these pics for the 3rd time, cause yesterday I was just thinking to myself, after looking at jessica biel’s ass, damn Keira Knightley had a phenomenal body, so i went back in the archives and yep she does. Isn’t she what we all want, 3% body fat and incredibly feminine features… i think so, i love skinny well toned women though, she’s got the body of a gymnast or some athlete, it’s not her fault if she’s that skinny, it’s in her genes and metabolism and the fact that shes in shape takes it above and beyond any other human specimen on the face of this world. Think about how good she is in bed, but i dunno maybe I’ve been watching too much porn lately.
Al Zheimers | January 23, 2007 at 9:24 am
There’s something strangely familiar about these pictures…
jrzmommy | January 23, 2007 at 9:25 am
Fine! Then I’m suing her for implying she can act.
gambitzero | January 23, 2007 at 9:26 am
I do like that these is one picture of that guy holding his boob. And the picture before she is holding him in a head lock (sort of). It’s like “If you don’t hide the fact that your boobs are bigger than mine, I’ll slam your ass, ‘cos I’m stronger than you.”
BarbadoSlim | January 23, 2007 at 9:32 am
She’s the male bodybuilder version of Orlando Bloom.
F-Sucker | January 23, 2007 at 9:33 am
I’d shag her.
She’d probably break in half, though.
saywhatagain | January 23, 2007 at 9:35 am
I’ve never seen pictures of her looking any heavier, so she might be naturally skinny. She’s got some muscle and her skin looks ok and all that, so she’s probably not anorexic. Her body is unattractive to me, but tastes vary widely (especially in the penitentiary).
sitara | January 23, 2007 at 9:38 am
The Kiera paper doll, coming to a theatre near you.
She looks like she’s out of a Marvel comic book here; very flat, with random muscles, exaggerated, unnaturally narrow shape..
I’m pretty sure a man drew her, but he took too long on other ‘details’, threw some breasts on her in a hurry, realized they sucked, then covered them up with a crappy bathing suit. (ifihadknown.com)
Binky | January 23, 2007 at 9:39 am
It’s obviously “Bikini Week” kind of like ‘Shark Week’ they used to run on Discovery.
(Tanx for the link #8 and I enjoyed your work in the Naked Gun film)
JaeMae | January 23, 2007 at 9:50 am
Shes fuckin FIERCE! Maybe she just actually works out, what a concept!! Id kill for those abs.
RussianMafia | January 23, 2007 at 9:51 am
drugs>gym
RichPort | January 23, 2007 at 10:09 am
#6 – I couldn’t agree more if she was on her knees swallowing my load and forcing me to. Unless she demanded that I didn’t agree. Then I’d just sue you.
charlotte123 | January 23, 2007 at 10:15 am
ok.. she’s really skinny, i’m not gonna argue that but she doesn’t look anorexic. come on ppl, look at her abs and her tonned legs!
by the way, jessica biel looks like a man
charlotte123 | January 23, 2007 at 10:15 am
ok.. she’s really skinny, i’m not gonna argue that but she doesn’t look anorexic. come on ppl, look at her abs and her tonned legs!
by the way, jessica biel looks like a man
Tom Horseonovich Colligan | January 23, 2007 at 10:16 am
Based on the pictures you have provided, this woman is not anorexic. You are clearly some kind of idiot, a fatty lover, or a giant homosexual cum chugger. Which is it?
BarbadoSlim | January 23, 2007 at 10:22 am
I’m pretty sure he’s doesn’t take it up the rear from horses, I can tell you that much.
mia | January 23, 2007 at 10:26 am
she may has habs, she is not healthy. It is not natural for a woman to be so skinny. Under a certain percentage of fat the menstrual cycle stop. She looks more like a teenage boy then a woman. A very athletic boy…
saywhatagain | January 23, 2007 at 10:33 am
Jerry: See now, to me, that button is in the worst possible spot.
George: Really?
Jerry: Oh yeah. The second button is the key button. It literally makes or breaks the shirt. Look at it, it’s too high, it’s in no-man’s land.
George: Haven’t we had this conversation before?
Jerry: You think?
George: I think we have.
Jerry: Yeah, maybe we have.
same deal here…
Getitstraight | January 23, 2007 at 10:39 am
Bar-BAD-oSlim – you call that a flat ass??Just because she doesn’t have BWB does not equal a flat ass. This is all a plot by the fat people of the world; they want everyone to think normal size people are anorexic so they don’t seem like great big fat heffers.
cayana | January 23, 2007 at 10:52 am
She looks way too muscly to be anorexic. That’s like what your body digests first when you’re starving, the muscle.
Now if you were to suggest that she might be taking small doses of male hormones, then I’d say you may be on to something..
JaeMae | January 23, 2007 at 10:58 am
No, seriously. I would murder someone to have abs like that.
Lesbianesque | January 23, 2007 at 10:59 am
It’s official.
unless people are ripping on eachother, namely me, this site is a snorefest
jrzmommy | January 23, 2007 at 11:07 am
37–At least you finally got your name right, Senor.
BarbadoSlim | January 23, 2007 at 11:08 am
@34…..ooooookaaaaay
BarbadoSlim | January 23, 2007 at 11:09 am
Oh, and
Moo!
jrzmommy | January 23, 2007 at 11:12 am
34–you misspelled heifer, you dumb cow.
Lowlands | January 23, 2007 at 11:16 am
Holy crap!This girl looks really starved!She must have had a hard life back in Poland!She would make a great match with Skeletor.When this is going to happen i advice them to cover the walls with some extra insulation.You know,all those banging and slamming bones noise.Otherwise the neighbors are going to complain.
Lowlands | January 23, 2007 at 11:18 am
Btw chica,i’ve thought about this and you’re in.Send me an email today and we’re gonna talk about this.
Lowlands | January 23, 2007 at 11:20 am
Seriously,so quick send me an email.
jrzmommy | January 23, 2007 at 11:28 am
Does anyone else ever wonder if Lowlands is typing messages to the voices they hear in their head? Because I never know who the fuck they’re talking to.
Lowlands | January 23, 2007 at 11:30 am
Well,for sure i’m not talking to this starved girl.
Lowlands | January 23, 2007 at 11:30 am
I’m talking to this stalking voice in my head.
Lowlands | January 23, 2007 at 11:32 am
any bright light start to burn now?
jrzmommy | January 23, 2007 at 11:35 am
talk about what?
Lesbianesque | January 23, 2007 at 11:35 am
HAHAHAHAHA.
okay that was forced.
for real, this is disappointing.
Jizz, I can honestly say you’re the only half way funny person here. Papa is the shit, but I think I’m gonna have to take a que from him and only make a rare guest appearance from now on.
pass around the tissue
I’m sure you all will find a new punching bag.
And to think I changed my name for you bastards and everything