Keira Knightley replaces Kate Moss

April 27th, 2006 // 119 Comments

keira-chanel.jpgChanel announced yesterday that they’ve picked Keira Knightley to be the new face of their Coco Mademoiselle fragrance. Keira will start appearing in ads next year, and is taking over for Kate Moss whose contract expired last October and has been starring in their ads since 2002. Keira said in a statement:

“[I'm] really proud to have been asked to work with such an iconic house as Chanel, and thrilled to follow the extraordinary women who have been associated with it before.”

I’m hoping Keira follows in Kate Moss’ footsteps and turns to a life of cocaine addiciton. I’ve always been curious as to what cocaine can do to a girl who looks like she already uses cocaine. Maybe she’ll get so skinny her breasts will actually invert. Then she can use her chest like a little bowl and store stuff in there. Like fruit or something.



  1. LickyLicky

    All these celebs who wear those huge glasses remind me of a (not so) scary movie I saw as a child. Some shit with a bunch of bees and the women ate honey and turned into bee-aliens. Something like that. I only really remember the scene when they finally got the person they had been after and she opened her eyes and *gasp* horror of horrors, she had been transformed. Her eyes were huge and buggy and black.

    Does anyone remember this?

  2. A Nobody

    Even though I think she’s hideous when she smiles and has the ugliet teeth ever, I have to say, Kate Moss is way messed up than this skinny bitch.

  3. HollyJ

    I could use Knightley and Moss as a set of two chop-sticks with which I’d eat Edna’s sauteed sweet breads with a side of miso soup.

  4. HollyJ

    **I meant “sweetbread” not “sweet bread” .. Sweetbread, as in eating her brains, etc.

    I hate when I do a spacing error. >=0

  5. Wild Rose

    101 Lickylicky…it’s called “Invasion of the Bee Girls”!!!! My hubby received it as a Xmas gift from his brother-in-law. He wanted to get him the most outrageous B-movie he could find…get it… “bee” movie….anyways…. Some crazy shit was made back in 1973!!!!

  6. LickyLicky

    I always thought sweetbreads were organs found in the stomach cavity… some shit like that.

    Could I be wrong?

  7. Dr.Rokter


    Not that it matters, but “sweetbreads” is the pancreas of a calf. Humans have a pancreas, but it’s too bitter when cooked.

  8. artmonkey3000

    “I am reporting all disgusting posts.”

    I got a disgusting post for you…..

  9. MystressJade

    #107 Not when served with fava beans and a nice Chianti….

  10. SweeterSweeterBoyfriendStealer!

    Naomi Cambell must be tearing out her eyes!!!! i read once, in some tabloid mag that naomi was dissing sienna miller for “becoming the new kate moss” but i think kiera is really hot!!
    now if kate m could only find her man a toothbrush…..

  11. Queen Eva

    I lost track of who said it earlier, but in agreement, I also thought it was a pic of Lindsay Lohan at first.

  12. Star Maker Machinery

    Jackie O called; she wants those sunglasses returned to her casket.

  13. happy_bunny



  14. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh

    SweeterSweetBoyfriendStealer, I know who you are. Your show “$40 a Day” makes me want to set Oklahoma City-style bombs off at the Food Network headquarters. Your use of the abbreviation EVOO makes me want to tear out my eyes and put them in my fist as I beat your face with it, just so I can get a closer look at your face being beaten. The next time you say “Yummers!” I’m going to find you and fishhook that clown smile off your perky face with a rusty spatula, then I’m going to broil you in the oven at 500 degrees for 1 hour and 45 minutes, or until charred and flaky.
    Your posts suck too.

  15. SweeterSweeterBoyfriendStealer!

    Osh Gosh…. i totally respect you AND your comments to me
    oooh so you saw my show??!!! NOT!
    actually i DO have a job, im an personal trainer—im not going to lie, i dont have anything but an AA from college. eh, my posts only suck because you guys have better shit to say than i do.

  16. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh

    And yet you continue to talk. Fuck you, Rachel Ray.

  17. flirty_girl15

    arent ppl modelling fragrences ment to be pretty? i dont see why ppl say keira is beautiful, she has a funny face shape

  18. flirty_girl15

    No! its her eyes.. i worked it out. Hoo-ra for me. Yes her eyes look depressing.

  19. mane

    Was about time… Kate Moss should stay in heroine… not a good model to me… Keira Looks good but she needs an enhancement… Peace Out…

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