Keira Knightley poses almost topless (I hate you, suspenders)

December 7th, 2007 // 174 Comments

Keira Knightley posed “topless” for the latest issue of Interview magazine. She’s definitely soft on the eyes, though a bit too thin for my taste. Contrary to popular belief, I’m not into tying a rock to my lover so she doesn’t take flight in a slight breeze.

Photos: Interview

  1. Arethusa

    Sounds like a joke that you think she’s too thin for your taste considering you’re always drooling over Alessandra Ambrosio and all other skinny Victoria Secret’s models… Anyway, altough I think girls shouldn’t be so skinny, I think Keira is very pretty in her own way.

  2. Mal Reynolds

    I’m with 146 on this. Keira can be stunning, but these pics look like Teri Hatcher! Yuck!

  3. sillysimon

    I’m sorry, she looks so much like a dude in that first pic. How could any guy ever be turned on by that?

  4. Andie

    Good Lord! Eat a sandwich, woman!

    And wipe off some of that makeup.. you look like a ten year old boy with tranny makeup on.

    She’s got a lovely face, but she’s mucked it all up with not eating right and pasting on paint.

  5. nat the kat

    i dont get why shes got suspenders on. shes got nothing to hide anyways. i dont think these pictures do her justice at all. she looked SO MUCH HOTTER in Domino. =[

  6. Thomas

    #92: Fuck you with… oh hell, you couldn’t pay me enough to fuck you. Supple, curvy women are more attractive since the dawn of time. Anorexic boys with fried egg titties are gross. And, by your definition, having a hysterectomy would make a woman lose her ability to call herself a woman.

    So the riddle is, what do you call a scrawny, no-curves, mannish woman without a uterus or ovaries, and a failure of a dried prune of a vagina?

    #93. Trufax.

  7. not an OAP

    Oh yum.
    She not only looks like an old lady in the body but also in the face.
    Elderly people are so sexy, I am definitely feeling it

    (only i’m not)

  8. HerLegs

    Why are her legs so big though? (compared to her upper body)

  9. shallow val

    that’s a man, man.

  10. steve

    man, I can’t stop wanking to the pic of her legs.

  11. tits come in all shapes

    damn. how can someone’s legs be all beefcake but the top be all mousey? It’s just not attractive. If I were her, I’d stick to showing off my skinny upper-half and having everyone call me anorexic. She comes from a long line of anorexics, too. Her mom might have had cankles, too, poor broad.

  12. I think she’s awfull to be a superstar she doesn’t look so good.. :( and her face… she’s kinda creepy… i don’t think she’s too skinny, she just do not have BooBs…

  13. lucky

    hot, even though she never smiles and always has a face like she’s being starved to death (oh, that explains it)

    also, if eating isn’t really her cup of tea (or cup of nothing) i recommend SALINE, because those cutlets are just awful

  14. lucky

    hot face, even though she never smiles and always has a face like she’s being starved to death (oh, that explains it)

    also, if eating isn’t really her cup of tea (or cup of nothing) i recommend SALINE, because those cutlets are just awful

  15. Bigger Thomas

    yuck!

  16. she has a nice face but her busts are not as perfect as her face and legs! pity! yuck!! gals at http://pinkmingle.com say that though thay are all women but they prefer the ones with big busts, …so for men,..?

  17. Michael

    She’s already posed topless for Esquire magazine, just search it. Jesus, like this is fucking news to you guys.

  18. inde

    she is ugly, more like a malnourished man

  19. inde

    she is ugly, more like a malnourished man

  20. laura

    I think she’s lovely but the cover is not a very flattering picture of her and maybe she needs to gain 10lb but there’s nothing wrong with her breasts. I can only assume most of the people commenting on them are 14 year old boys or overweight women.

  21. Abi

    Just because her chest isn’t pumped full of silicone doesn’t make her body look like a man, you perverted assholes. Go watch some wrinkly old croak like Pam Anderson have sex with one of her trailer trash husbands if you like fake bitches.

  22. Googolygoo

    She looks like a 55 year old Faye Dunaway female impersonator. Eat something, you no-talent fug!!!!

  23. Ashley

    OMG I dated an English guy Paul Carr who has her body and face for that matter at least he was a guy EWWWW this girl is a dude

  24. Audrey

    WOW! Way to bash anyone who dousn’t completely conform to what society deems as normal or exceptable. What the hell is wrong with you people? There is nothing wrong with this women. If she were heavy, you’de be bitching about that, top heavy, you’de say she looks fake. God, no wonder ppl go crazy trying to fit in, when there are ppl as scairy and judgemental as you. Your all such loosers…

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