Keira Knightley shared some pearls of wisdom during an interview with UK’s Radio Times.
On looking good
“Somebody goes, ‘Gosh, you’re pretty.’ Thanks. I’ve got good genes! OK, I’m on the cover of a magazine but somebody else does the hair, and the makeup, and airbrushes the fuck out of me – it’s not me, it’s something other people have created.”
On being rich and famous
“It frightens me when kids go, ‘I want to be famous.’ Why? Because you can get into a restaurant? You know what? If you book [a table], you can get into a restaurant! ‘I want to be rich and famous.’ Go and work on the stock market.”
On suing Britain’s Daily Mail for suggesting she had an eating disorder
“You couldn’t say anything more horrendous. So yes, I did take a hard line, and I would take that line again.”
So Keira Knightley’s advice for people who want to be rich and famous is to go into the stock market. Brilliant brilliant stuff. I mean, Hollywood, stock market, they’re basically the same thing. It’s like telling somebody who dreams of being an astronaut to get a job at Costco. Because, you know, they sell telescopes. Same thing!
wackingboy | August 21, 2007 at 11:00 am
I’d stick it in her and pee.
snizzle | August 21, 2007 at 11:03 am
SCEOND!
Andrew | August 21, 2007 at 11:04 am
Obviously taken out of context. The other two comments make perfect sense. This is a little bit desperate.
Border Patrol | August 21, 2007 at 11:04 am
Protein in your diet is a good thing.
Finger down my throat Euro trash…
PsYko | August 21, 2007 at 11:07 am
fifth
Flavio | August 21, 2007 at 11:10 am
Damn… I´d love sucking her ass… she´s definately stunning.
FRIST!!! | August 21, 2007 at 11:11 am
WTC!!! This is what I get today? Bullshit. I’m going back to bed.
Duchess of Dork | August 21, 2007 at 11:15 am
She’s a terrible actress. She does this thing when she wants to be passionate, where she juts out her jaw. It’s weird. Bitch needs a steak.
Lovely | August 21, 2007 at 11:17 am
There’s nothing more hot than chest bones and a rib cage… sexy sexy
1MILF Hunter | August 21, 2007 at 11:18 am
Nice rack.
edan | August 21, 2007 at 11:21 am
Um…why has no one commented on this dress.
It’s gold lamé with a bedazzled belt. She looks like she got it at “Trashy Slut Whores from the 80s”.
The One and Only REAL Goodman | August 21, 2007 at 11:23 am
Knew she was too good to be true, Keira Knightley: Brains and Beauty. What a fool I am.
YouRang | August 21, 2007 at 11:24 am
Did she get a double mastectomy for precautionary reasons? Ethiopian boys are more chesty.
FRIST!!! | August 21, 2007 at 11:24 am
#11 Hey, that’s where I shop!!!
Felix Wheatley | August 21, 2007 at 11:27 am
I’d still pay to take a long sniff of her ass
Taylor | August 21, 2007 at 11:34 am
Front and back look the same..
p0nk | August 21, 2007 at 11:34 am
…or like telling somebody who wants to be a comedian to write editorials for the fish… what?
Tom | August 21, 2007 at 11:44 am
Doesn’t she realize how UNATTRACTIVE she looks in that dress? That dress was not made for a boy!
nina | August 21, 2007 at 11:45 am
#16
you wish you or your girlfriend look like her.
Guy | August 21, 2007 at 11:45 am
Everything she said makes perfect sense. Fail. Try again.
Edan | August 21, 2007 at 11:47 am
#14. Well, i mean, me too, um…yeah…
ToTellTheTruth | August 21, 2007 at 11:58 am
I vote to take this bitch to Popeye’s so she can get herself a 10 piece and some biscuits, and WHERE the fuck are her tits?
wedgeone | August 21, 2007 at 12:01 pm
Look at her body, pretend she’s 13, get rock hard.
It’s a simple equation, folks. You can keep your KimberlyStewardNormalCellulite asses, and your RealHipposHaveCurves. I’ll take the young girl in her prime, thanks.
Hi, I'm Ken | August 21, 2007 at 12:01 pm
She may be wise, but dayum, what a lardass!
lambman | August 21, 2007 at 12:03 pm
#3 – I agree, her comments are actually pretty level headed and reasonable, of course if you cut them up and put it together like that it sounds a bit goofy…but I pretty much agree with the points she’s making
1) in reality she doesn’t look how she does on mag coveres
2) people want to be rich and famous for the wrong reasons, to me she’s saying “if you want to be an actor, be an actor, if you just want to be rich go work in stocks”
3) tabloids shouldn’t be allowed to lie about people’s medical conditions
Warren Piece | August 21, 2007 at 12:03 pm
Aw come on! There’s nothing sexier than a woman comfortable in her own skin. Chicks with small boobs that flaunt them/don’t pad them is so hot. Truly. She’s a beautiful girl, making some (refreshingly) honest comments. Though she has cankles which drives me nuts.
p911gt10c | August 21, 2007 at 12:07 pm
She’s hot, she’s got a brain and a feisty attitude. So wrong for this site.
And for the record, small tits are fuckin HOT. They’ll never sag and most times don’t even need a bra, so bring ‘em on!
umawwi | August 21, 2007 at 12:20 pm
This cow has the worst posture in the world. And she’s ugly. And stupid.
BlaaaahBlaaaaah | August 21, 2007 at 12:52 pm
Keira – please put a pie in your cakehole you need to put on a few pounds pet.
kt | August 21, 2007 at 12:56 pm
did anyone else notice her eyebrows?? they look gray!
Malffy Hernandes | August 21, 2007 at 12:56 pm
What in the fuck? I hate how stars say they hate their job and yet…thye still do it? Backwards idiots, I think God I was born wealthy because these assholes are bloody mad with this talk.
TR | August 21, 2007 at 1:08 pm
pretentious cunt. I hope she gets by a bus.
jrzmommy | August 21, 2007 at 1:20 pm
Most Truthful Thing She Said:
“I would take that line again.”
And we all know what she meant…………..
A very tired New Yorker | August 21, 2007 at 1:32 pm
I love when these “already famous and rich” celebs start pontificating on how fake the actors life is blah-blah-blah. Shaddap and enjoy your fame and be grateful.
It’s like when a New Yorker goes to Compton with the aloof attitude of “Pfft, I’m from New York” and gets a cap in his ass.
Don’t know what the connection is but I’m going for the fake aloof aspect here.
some guy | August 21, 2007 at 1:33 pm
“I hate how stars say they hate their job and yet…thye still do it? ”
She said nothing of the kind. NOTHING.
Some guy | August 21, 2007 at 1:34 pm
“So Keira Knightley’s advice for people who want to be rich and famous is to go into the stock market. Brilliant brilliant stuff. I mean, Hollywood, stock market, they’re basically the same thing. It’s like telling somebody who dreams of being an astronaut to get a job at Costco. Because, you know, they sell telescopes. Same thing!”
Wow, you’re not very bright, are you? That’s not what she’s saying at all.
La Vale | August 21, 2007 at 1:34 pm
8 Duchess
I thought that jaw thing was the English “upper-crusty talk through your teeth” thing. I never saw it your way, very interesting.
Malffy Hernandes | August 21, 2007 at 2:08 pm
Yes she did, pretty much by encouraging others not to do it she implied it.
MoonChild | August 21, 2007 at 3:27 pm
I’d only do her a month after she agreed to go on a double cheeseburger and chocolate malt diet for 30 straight days, 3 times a day….EAT SOMETHING !
LauraE | August 21, 2007 at 3:44 pm
Why would someone hire her when one can have Cameron Diaz ? Is she much cheaper or what ?
Dr. Douche | August 21, 2007 at 4:07 pm
And remember folks, these are photos. In real life she looks even skinnier.
(ewwwww – shivering)
She is purty though.
td | August 21, 2007 at 5:11 pm
I lost money on the stock market during the internet bubble!!!
Shuthefuckup | August 21, 2007 at 6:59 pm
I am so sick of this bullshit whining and crying thats she’s rich and famous. Please go crawl in a hole and spend your days counting all your money then, so other people can get your movie roles.
nagger please | August 21, 2007 at 7:11 pm
I know how to shut her up.. I’ll stick my dick in her mouth.. It’s amazing what I’d do for you guys..
Courtney | August 21, 2007 at 7:20 pm
Hey Mr. Superfish, as the officially least funny/clever/relevant blogger ever, do you really feel like you’re in any position to criticize? Well, obviously you do, but honestly… you’re a joke. I’d say telling kids to stay the hell away from Hollywood and steer toward business is pretty good fucking advice, as hypocritical as it may be.
Sarah | August 21, 2007 at 7:51 pm
There’s nothing more horrendous they could say?
What if they said she was a murderer? Or a child molester? Or a thief? Or had a history of sickening cruelty to animals?
But no. A comment about her body and how she looks is the worst thing she can think of. Keira Knightley stinks.
UNCLE NED | August 21, 2007 at 8:13 pm
What is it exactly about this thin, flat-chested bitch that is supposed to be so hot?
Stunning? Feisty? Is there something about her face that’s overwhelmingly beautiful? She’s got no curves, and a typical British-asshole attitude to boot.
Lohan (when she wants to be) is prettier than this flat board.
papa bear | August 21, 2007 at 8:29 pm
she is technically right, but for someone who got into acting to be rich, famous etc, it’s pretty hypocritical to tell people it’s ridiculous. No one gets into acting at 16 for the craft of acting, nor do you get into on camera work. If she was a stage actress making these comments I might buy it more.
It’s the typical response from an actress who sees her days as the ‘next big thing’ fading.
asdfsaf | August 21, 2007 at 8:30 pm
DOES KIERA EVER FUCKING CLOSE HER LIPS????????????????
she’s got an underbite, and never seals those lips.
always a crack in them
scout | August 21, 2007 at 8:30 pm
hey courtney-
i had no idea this was the least funny blog ever. where are are these funnier ones? it must be yours. where is yours? is it full of hyperboles and exagerrations borne out of bitterness because you are a 46 year old uglier version of your own mother still working as a lame ass admin assistant whos about to get fired because she doesnt work, she just reads blogs and declares them all the be THE WORST ever when they say one thing she doesnt agree with?
shut the hell up. thanks! and go check the fax machine too.