Keira Knightley is looking a tad over-weight

September 4th, 2007 // 118 Comments
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Set aside the fact that I’m a dynamo in the sack, and, okay, the public park. And any dressing room in an average U.S. retail store. Alright, bottom line, I’m the Messiah of Doing It. Regardless of that obvious and verifiable fact, I’m absolutely certain Keira Knightley would crumble into a fine powder after I gave her my sermon and a mount. I wish more women would follow her example. Hey, thanks for the sex, and oh, awesome, you’re a pile of dust. Where’s my vacuum?

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  1. hair/trigger

    @94 Yes….but they also celebrate it in Frankfurt and probably numerous other German cities. I clearly remember it….ok, not clearly, I was pretty blitzed by the end of the week.

  2. wori

    She looks like the walking dead. How appropriate that she is already wearing a shroud. Grotesque! American women are so stupid.

  3. lycanthropia

    @102 She’s British, not American.

  4. zzlzlzlzlzlzlzl

    IS SHE JEWISH?

  5. Jdizzle

    Whatever. Eating disorder or naturally thin. She doesn’t look her best. It’s not attractive. She’s got a lot of potential. Just like someone may naturally be a little chubby with a slower metabolism but healthy, she might naturally be thins. Neither such person looks as good as they could.

  6. LauraE

    She looks like Winona Ryder with cancer.

  7. CrouchingBruin

    OMG, for a second I thought it was Michael Jackson in drag.

  8. anna

    @53 OH god what a thought! GROSS!! :(

  9. Shallow Val

    YEAh, I’m natch skinny. I always look like a fucking refugee from a death camp.

  10. KamUK

    There’s a lot of tit tape going on there. EAT Keira EAT.

  11. Lott

    Here it is, folks: “…Hate to mention the pics you posted a short while back of her on the beach. A person with an eating disorder does NOT have abs of steel or muscular legs like that. And, she is fair skinned by nature, just like Nicole Kidman or various others…”

    It’s pretty clear that she could put on a few pounds and certainly wouldn’t look any worse if she did, but on the flip side, she has a reputation for being ridiculously fit and self-concious. She looks how she looks; very unlike nicole ritchie and kate bosworth: when they dropped to weights like this they DID look like corpses, not a top-tier aerobic instructor.

  12. Lott

    It’s the eyes / cheekbones. She could be Natalie Portman’s younger sister, and Winona Ryder’s niece. I’ve always thought that she looked sort of like Natalie around the eyes, though.

  13. Pid

    Err… She’s clearly lying about not being anorexic !
    Remember, a few month ago she looked waayyy fatter ! She had full cheeks !
    Well ok, maybe she’s not anorexic BUT she must be doing like, extreeeeme workout and eat only protein or something like that.
    I also read that she hates her legs (i agree, they’re big compared to the rest of her body) so it’s totally possible that she’s doing everything she can to stay skinny !
    I mean come on ! I’m soooooo right !

    Plus I read Sienna Miller said she eats red meat ! That’s a proof ! LOL

  14. knightmoves

    keira always looked like this… sure she changed a bit but thats because she got older… she was always thin and hell shes probably the only thin girl that still looks awsome. im a guy who normaly is attracted to heavy set rubens type women but keira always had something special which i really like.. i dont kow what it is but i really like her.
    @#14 she should stack a pound or two? nobody would notice 2 pounds… it would have to be at least 20 pounds before you could really start to see a nice difference. but again i really like the way she looks even when i am only attracted to heavy women. she has that touch of style….. the style women in the 20s ad 30s had….its rare these days and yet on the otherhand she has that tomboy thing going. keira simply is like this i dont believe the anorexic bullshit. and the small breasts well… it fits the way she is build and i think it looks good.

  15. knightmoves

    keira always looked like this… sure she changed a bit but thats because she got older… she was always thin and hell shes probably the only thin girl that still looks awsome. im a guy who normaly is attracted to heavy set rubens type women but keira always had something special which i really like.. i dont kow what it is but i really like her.
    @#14 she should stack a pound or two? nobody would notice 2 pounds… it would have to be at least 20 pounds before you could really start to see a nice difference. but again i really like the way she looks even when i am only attracted to heavy women. she has that touch of style….. the style women in the 20s ad 30s had….its rare these days and yet on the otherhand she has that tomboy thing going. keira simply is like this i dont believe the anorexic bullshit. and the small breasts well… it fits the way she is build and i think it looks good.

  16. Chelsea

    She’s gorgeous! Just because someone is thin doesn’t mean they have an eating disorder – people are just used to seeing obese women and accept that as the norm. I’m Keira’s size and always get called “anorexic” or “Holocaust victim” and I’m sick of it! Some people are naturally thin and healthy – get over it!

  17. Chelsea

    She’s gorgeous! Just because someone is thin doesn’t mean they have an eating disorder – people are just used to seeing obese women and accept that as the norm. I’m Keira’s size and always get called “anorexic” or “Holocaust victim” and I’m sick of it! Some people are naturally thin and healthy – get over it!

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