Keira Knightley doesn’t wear shoes

In what I’m assuming was an homage to Britney Spears, Keira Knightley was spotted walking barefoot in London, probably hoping she’d share Spears’ good luck and accidentally step on a hypodermic needle. I’m all for looking poor, but even dirty hobos wear shoes. I guess it’d be unrealistic to expect celebrities to have as much sense as some guy who lives in a cardboard box and screams obscenities at children and fire hydrants.