In what I’m assuming was an homage to Britney Spears, Keira Knightley was spotted walking barefoot in London, probably hoping she’d share Spears’ good luck and accidentally step on a hypodermic needle. I’m all for looking poor, but even dirty hobos wear shoes. I guess it’d be unrealistic to expect celebrities to have as much sense as some guy who lives in a cardboard box and screams obscenities at children and fire hydrants.
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jane's eyre | July 11, 2006 at 3:02 pm
Thaaat’s just plain gross. There’s NO EXCUSE to not wear shoes while you’re shopping. Running outside to your car, whatever, but SHOPPING?
SF Little Bear | July 11, 2006 at 3:02 pm
Is this really Kiera? The shots of her from the Pirates premiere showed a woman skinnier than Mary-Kate on a thin day. Here she looks, well, normally curved. Kiera shopping at Selfridges? I have to question…
jrzmommy | July 11, 2006 at 3:05 pm
Jee…zuss…..christ. She looks like she lost her way home from the last Dead show and is just finding her way back.
She doesn’t look as cadaver-like in this picture.
HollyJ | July 11, 2006 at 3:05 pm
Bitch needs to get a foot loofah
jemsinamood | July 11, 2006 at 3:05 pm
I live in South Florida. Going barefoot is common. We tend to have a lot of beaches. But in a city? Ack!
penguinwaddle | July 11, 2006 at 3:06 pm
She traded her shoes for a Big Mac.
jemsinamood | July 11, 2006 at 3:06 pm
Are we sure it’s her? Her legs look so stumpy…
Chicagoboy | July 11, 2006 at 3:07 pm
I would wash her feet and then screw her wheels off.
clown | July 11, 2006 at 3:07 pm
She is the PIG!!!! Can you imagine how clean her other body parts must be? Give a guess!
JeNn | July 11, 2006 at 3:08 pm
are you sure it’s her? she’s extremely skinny.. way too skinny for this picture to be that of her
kandyk0119 | July 11, 2006 at 3:09 pm
#2 I agree that doesnt look like her, at all…shes got cankles and is whiter than the driven snow, unless she’s been having 10 choc shakes a day.
tits_on_snack | July 11, 2006 at 3:10 pm
The horror. She was just on the cover of Vogue too. *faints*
By the way that doesn’t even look like her. She looks healthy and un-xylophone-ish.
Italian Stallion | July 11, 2006 at 3:12 pm
Rumor has it she throws up after every meal too……….
Queen LaQueefah | July 11, 2006 at 3:14 pm
just make sure you don’t step on any syringes or piss puddles and you’re good to go.
yuckyfresh | July 11, 2006 at 3:19 pm
in all fairness, we didn’t see her cankles in the premier dress because they were covered. i thought people were exaggerating her anorexia thing anyway. she ain’t too skinny.
notmeganharris | July 11, 2006 at 3:21 pm
Um, isn’t anyone going to comment on the DRESS??? Ugh, where did she get it? Perhaps the used Laura Ashley store? Like, it once was a bedspread?
Queen LaQueefah | July 11, 2006 at 3:24 pm
you know, i don’t think this is her either. whoever said she had cankles is right. and you can’t grate your cheese on her chest either so it can’t be her.
danielle | July 11, 2006 at 3:30 pm
you WOULD tHINK that people who get paid a ridiculous amount of money for being “TALENTLESS” would be able to afford a decent pair of shoes. i guess not.
Nikk The Templar | July 11, 2006 at 3:35 pm
That’s funny.
She said that she spends ridiculous money on shoes in an interview…and now, she’s not wearing said shoes.
She got really high arches, too.
penguinwaddle | July 11, 2006 at 3:36 pm
#9 is right. If she is as hygenic about the rest of her body as she is about her manky feet…her beaver must smell ripe! And I’m gonna guess full bush too.
pixelbasic | July 11, 2006 at 3:36 pm
Given that every door/entryway in London has a permanent piss stain leaking out onto the sidewalk she might as well be barefoot in the men’s bathroom.
ob1 | July 11, 2006 at 3:37 pm
This bitch is naaaaasty.
Why is she shopping at Forever 21, she got loot, right?
I hope the bitch bought socks.
gas_up_the_hrududu | July 11, 2006 at 3:40 pm
Grandmaw is going to be so excited when I tell her Keira Knightley has the same house dress she does!
pop | July 11, 2006 at 3:43 pm
oh god – now i regret getting that footjob from her….i need a shower…
http://popculturepundit.blogspot.com/
pinky_nip | July 11, 2006 at 3:44 pm
Even Mexicans wear shoes.
DancingQueen | July 11, 2006 at 3:51 pm
Cocaine is a powerful drug.
PapaHotNuts | July 11, 2006 at 3:51 pm
London really should invest in a sidewalk cleaner, otherwise known as an immigrant.
Wisconsin_Writer | July 11, 2006 at 3:51 pm
I’d still lick those feet.
Chicagoboy | July 11, 2006 at 3:54 pm
Whatever. Hose her off, run a comb through her hair, and wipe the crust out of her eyes and she is one hot little biscuit that I would cover in my man-gravy. Mmmm. . . biscuits and gravy. . .
Tha-Flash | July 11, 2006 at 3:55 pm
Everything she does is just so SEXY!
pinky_nip | July 11, 2006 at 3:57 pm
I thought the English just ignored their teeth.
billabong021 | July 11, 2006 at 3:57 pm
#28 ew
that’s london for ya
Spindoc | July 11, 2006 at 3:57 pm
Guess she’s doing the walk of shame after walking up under the stairwell in Pete Doherty’s house.
Zanna | July 11, 2006 at 4:00 pm
She’s probably just getting them extra dirty so she gets her money’s worth when she gets her pedicure. That’s what I do!!!
GirlGoneMild | July 11, 2006 at 4:03 pm
She looks like an Olsen twin in that frumpy frock –yuck
RichPort | July 11, 2006 at 4:05 pm
#27
I hear Eva Langoria’s available
Swordman | July 11, 2006 at 4:05 pm
a girl without shoes – not bad, whats the big deal
Justin Igger | July 11, 2006 at 4:05 pm
I don’t think she looks to skinny and I would love to fuck her right in the ass, but what do I know, I’m Justin Igger.
penguinwaddle | July 11, 2006 at 4:10 pm
#38 Your name is blatently derogatory and you should be reported and banned.
Where the fuck is that fat twat Edna when you need her?
Kevin Palooza | July 11, 2006 at 4:12 pm
i’d take a whiff
robowan | July 11, 2006 at 4:13 pm
Good for her! Everyone wants to see tits and ass here, or bikini shots as of late…and we have a problem with a woman going barefoot? I suppose all you stupid anglo-saxons what to see her naked, with high heels on or something like that?? More women should go barefoot, shoes are gross and make your feet sweat. Take them off!
Lynnr | July 11, 2006 at 4:16 pm
UGGH!!! Whatever happened to no shoes, no shirt no service? How do you get to go shopping without shoes on?
Almost looks like it could be Winona Ryder at first glance.
bigponie | July 11, 2006 at 4:21 pm
I’d like to see her walk barefoot down bourbon street and watch some bum vomit on her feet.
jrzmommy | July 11, 2006 at 4:21 pm
41–Actually, we’re bored with bikini shots. Haven’t you been following the Hohan Bikini Festival the past 4 or 5 days? It’s okay to go barefoot on a beach, but in an urban setting—I mean, LOOK at the soles of her feet?
pinky_nip | July 11, 2006 at 4:21 pm
@41: The only time a woman should be barefoot is when she’s pregnant. Because pregnant women are fat and unsexy.
Any other time, women should be wearing stripper shoes, a.k.a. horizontal heels.
I should know, I’m a woman.
Chicagoboy | July 11, 2006 at 4:27 pm
#45 Stripper shoes! Yes!
pinky_nip | July 11, 2006 at 4:28 pm
@46: Welcome back sexy… *winking*
How was vaca?
Chicagoboy | July 11, 2006 at 4:30 pm
#47
Thanks darlin’! Vacation was relaxing, laid on a beach for a week with a book, listening to the ocean. Now it’s back to the old grindstone.
oshkoshb-goshdammgosh | July 11, 2006 at 4:31 pm
41 – What the fuck is your problem? Chicks’ feet should be cut off. They just get in the way of ass and tits, and if they don’t have feet they don’t run away. Dude, are you gay or something? It’s not even cool to like pussy anymore. Nope, just ass and tits. I suggest you go fly your rainbow flag elsewhere, because around here all the bitches walk around on stumps with their mouths sewed shut. Faggot.
Justin Igger | July 11, 2006 at 4:45 pm
@39 Who the fuck is fat twat Edna? She sounds like my type, is she white? Nothing I like better then a fat white twat to do doggie style. Then I would tell her “Say my name bitch” while I was fucking her and when she did, I’d be like “Thats right bitch, I’m Justin Igger”.