Keira Knightley

20041019_keira.jpgWhat the crap has Keira Knightley done to her head? What once was a stunning specimen of female beauty has been turned into a short haired specimen of uh…not…beauty. If you’ve ever doubted how much influence hair has on a woman’s appearance, here’s a perfect example. It boggles the mind at how ugly somebody can look when you give them a little boy haircut. Oh, and all those comments I made before about her looking pretty good with short hair? I take them all back. She looks like crap. And get some breast implants, will you?! It was okay when you were 17, but now it’s just embarrassing.