Keira Knightley is Single and Other News

January 13th, 2011 // 53 Comments

(We only had to go back six years to find find a photo of her not looking like Gollum.)

- The paparazzi ruined Keira Knightley‘s relationship. [Dlisted]

- Wendy Williams is in a bikini. I would apologize, but if you click, it’s your own fault. [Popeater]

- Gwyneth Paltrow is an inspiration to opulently wealthy mothers everywhere. [Lainey Gossip]

- While Britney Spears is not. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Selena Gomez demonstrates how to “shed the Disney”. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Reverend Run‘s kid hasn’t let being a celebrity go to his head. [Bossip]

- Nicki Minaj on the set of Bamboozled: The Sequel. [Evil Beet Gossip]

- Kelly Osbourne is going to be eaten by Kirstie Alley. [Starpulse]

- The 20 Hottest Pictures of Cameron Diaz [Heavy.com]

- John Travolta is not only the president, he’s also a member. [BuzzFeed]

- 25 Extremely Bizarre or Ill-Advised Promotions in Sports History including “Vasectomy Night?” How is that ill-advised? [Bleacher Report]

- Cosma Shiva Hagen is the poor man’s Mila Kunis. [theCHIVE]

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  1. TJL

    She might just be skin and bones, but she is still beautiful!

  2. bribios

    Who?

  3. Randal

    Grroowwwl, kitty on the prowl!

    Talk about a form fitting dress, accenting … well … a few curves along the waist line, for what it’s worth. Outside of Keira’s eyes, that’s about all she wrote.

    Randal

  4. GodBlessAnyone

    So she’s finally under 10 pounds! Awesome!

  5. Wow…I would tottaly have sex with her face…..she is pretty, even though she has the chest of a 12 year old boy

    • Actually….I wouldn’t. What the fuck is wrong with me?…Why would I have sex with someone who has a chest of a 12 year old boy?…Ha

      • dR

        Don’t go back now, you committed to the deed. But it’s ok, all the pap attention will make you leave before the shame sets in too deep.

      • qwerty

        What is it with 12 year old boys? Why is it never an 11 or a 13 year old boy?

  6. Single seems to be working for her. She looks delish.

  7. Nobody can rock a petticoat & corset like Keira.
    Come across the pond & sample a few American men…….we’ve got John Mayer, Jake Gyllenhaal, Tiger Woods, Charlie Sheen……on second thought maybe just find another nice UK actor with great hair.

    • Amen, brother. But WTF is up with Rupert Friend getting pissy over paparazzi? That’s fucking lame as an excuse – he’s also an actor, so it’s not like this is an unknown and thoroughly unhappy country he’s been forced to inhabit by being with her.
      The problem isn’t the paps, it’s that the paps aren’t turning up for HIM, but for HER.
      So make that another nice UK actor with great hair and no inferiority complex.

  8. I like her dress, other then that I think she should hook-up with the hungry spider man over in the other article and find a chinese buffet.

  9. Cardinal Fang

    Wynona Ryder never looked better.

  10. lightdragon

    she’s probably trying to attract the attention of a Marvel comics penciler. and you know that’s bad as they make shit money.

  11. Fish…You’re Selena Gomez link made my my antivirus go crazy. People be aware….DrunkenStepfather may have some problems…Either that or they intentionally are trying to fuck up your computers

  12. timmay!

    yes, Drunkenstepfather is alive with virus today. i go there alot, and usually dont have the 5 alarm warning i had today

  13. dR

    I dunno, I’d bang that like a screen door in a Florida hurricane. Then spend 3 weeks healing all the bruises from her pelvic bone assault.

    • cc

      Ahahahaha, I love that analogy. I am totally ripping it off.

      BTW, could Rupert Friend be a bigger wimp? He should be appearing as some public schoolboy in Tom Brown’s School Days.

  14. GravyLeg

    I will bang it as soon as someone invents “vulva bumpers”.
    My PPO doesn’t cover “cock damage by way of osseous pussy”.

  15. Maximus

    so, so beautiful

  16. Keira Knightley
    Reggie Rhino
    Commented on this photo:

    Clearly a case of the sum being better than the parts. Keira is not quite as flat chested as a 12 year old boy. She is as flat chested as a 14 year old boy, there is a huge difference!

  17. bimbamboing

    Sure, since when?

  18. Rhialto

    I’m gathering all my last remaining powers to post this last comment. Farewell cruel world!

  19. cc

    The beauty of Keira is that she is so light I could hold her up with one arm and go at her ‘wheelbarrow’ style and have a hand free to pull her hair.

  20. Turd Ferguson

    Quick – pass her a Sammich. With bacon.

  21. Keira Knightley
    ana
    Commented on this photo:

    beautiful

  22. whut

    Why are you using publicity shots that are over 5 years old? The movie Domino came out in 2005.

    • lightdragon

      because he wants people to focus on the story. and in her case when she was really happening.

      TBH, I haven’t heard much of her in the press in over a year. so either her boyfriend is a real anti-social person(then why the fuck did he want a relationship with an actress? one night stand yes but not relationahip) or she is lying through her teeth.

      or more publicity.

    • lightdragon

      it’s about 5 years old but technically it’s 6 years as it’s 2011. also from the link, this was when she first hooked up Rupert Friend.

  23. Rough moves the crowd in unison

    Keiras sexy. I’d flip a quarter to choose which back I’d start with first. I happen to love mini plums. If your intentions is to make her air-tight shell even lead the way. Its true! Its all in the eyes.

  24. Keira Knightley
    Audrey Jo
    Commented on this photo:

    SHe has never look so beautiful. She even has some backside, now! Lovely!

  25. puddleduck

    A beautiful woman not overdone with surgery, botox, ass injections, fake tits, etc.

    • lightdragon

      and now you know why she is not newsworthy. she’s basically not a joke. and pretty hard to snark on.

      • Seriously. Besides “skinny”, she doesn’t leave us a lot to work with. Talented actress, keeps her nose clean, etc.

        Thank heavens there are a fuck-ton of other degenerate celebutards out there!

  26. Ally

    Are you people stupid saying she looks good now she is single? Fish just said this picture is 6 years old!

  27. wim

    she was scheduled as a miscarriage when she was born………….

  28. lightdragon

    Natalie Portman’s goodlooking twin.

  29. Keira Knightley
    alex
    Commented on this photo:

    one of the most beautiful actresses today!

  30. HeyNow

    I would do Keira nightly.

  31. Keira Knightley
    Leah
    Commented on this photo:

    Yes, she’s beautiful. But the fact that she always makes *this* stupid face makes me want to punch her… like she’s constantly straining to look far away and just got a penis taken out of her mouth. Just open your eyes normally and smile with your teeth! wtf?!

  32. Keira Knightley
    Connasse
    Commented on this photo:

    What’s up with her mouth?

  33. Keira Knightley
    e-rock
    Commented on this photo:

    She is perfection at its finest.

  34. The fact that I find both versions of Christina Hendricks AND Keyra Knightley equally appealing may speak volumes about my openmindedness regarding female beauty, but it probably just proves my crippling Dirty Old Man syndrome.

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