Ke$ha throws in the towel on attractiveness

March 25th, 2010 // 108 Comments

Apparently Ke$ha has the Internet because here she is at Bondi Beach yesterday covering her 48-year-old body with a Pixies T-shirt while simultaneously mugging for the paparazzi. Which is practically an oxymoron until you realize Ke$ha just assumes someone will show up and AutoTune the blech. She’s probably staring at a seashell right now waiting for it to change into a puppy.

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  1. stupid

    This chick is fucking ugly!!!!!!!

  2. Roux

    She needs a personal trainer, stat. You can afford one now, I’m sure.

  3. Ms HKMS

    Her body just made me go “blah blah blah”

  4. Ms HKMS

    Her body just made me go “blah blah blah”

  5. Fa Cube Itches

    Hot Me$$

  6. Gorgeous new shoes always make me feel good.

  7. She looks like my stepmom. And that’s not a good thing.

  8. drf

    ew she’s so ugly

  9. siempre erección

    daaaaaaaayyyyyaaammmmnnnn!!!

  10. captain america

    throwing a bloody sanitary towel will be messy.
    ……………FOLKS?

  11. Gueibor

    To all the sensitive bleeding hearts up there saying “I don’t think it’s her body”, you’re right: I don’t think that’s her body either.
    Looks to me like some sort of Play-Doh exoskeleton from the Tara Reid online catalogue.
    Glad we agree.

  12. jiggles

    shes got one of them flat wide german hips, gross.

  13. Just add pants and a football helmet.

    Kind of like Lindsay Lohan I guess. Spunky charisma, but just keep the body a mystery. It $uck$.

    @ 48 – “what kind of day and age do we live in…”
    An age of overproduction by massive teams of clever song doctors.
    (Producer Dr. Luke, Ammo, Benny Blanco, David Gamson, Greg Kurstin, Max Martin, Tom Neville, Shellback)

  14. JenniferBlack

    Kesha seems to be a breakout star…This group called The Axixs is my favorite right now…they are AMAZING!!!!! LOVE THEMMM! Here is a link to their video, http://tinyurl.com/y8ehsvq

  15. Apparently Ke$ha has the cyberspace because here she is at Bondi Beach yesterday concealment her 48-year-old embody with a Pixies T-shirt patch simultaneously mugging for the paparazzi

  16. isefj

    SHE LOOKS 40!

  17. Megan

    OMG! She looks like John Travolta in pic # 20! VERY poor choice of swimsuit.

  18. Gueibor

    Get out, Megan @67… Travolta has never looked THAT manly.

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  20. hr

    i like it she shape her body
    prefer it grows

  21. who is ke$ha?

    Any of you who actually know who this person is should go kill themselves now, freaks of pop culture.
    Hey, not bad for a 48 year old.

  22. Nadia Roses

    @ #7, especially picture 5, right? Truly beautiful. Ha!

    I didn’t even know who this was before the Superficial. I saw these pictures, and ripped out my eyes. Then I looked up her music on youtube and ripped off my ears.

  23. Stone

    Is she one of the Golden Girls?

  24. Missy

    this picture has to be the most disgusting thing i’ve seen in a while.

  25. sexy…
    girl i love you!

  26. Gueibor

    Behold #70, proud alum of the Whaddafug School of Narrative.

  27. WhatEverHelpsYouSleepAtNightBtch

    is it me or in some of the pictures, does she look like a guy?

  28. FRITOBANDITO

    Is her father Rowan Atkinson by chance? Kinda hot in a silly way.

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  30. HHH

    Rips off Uffie …

    Not even half as hot as Uffie …

    FAIL.

  31. KKKKKK

    she s 20 ? FUck i wonder what she d look like when she ll be 25 or 30 ! By the way, is she a guy ? …. Damn this hermaphrodite pop tart singers, caca, kesha, they kind of look like females in their videos and airbrushed pictures but reality, is another ugly, yeah, very ugly thing ! no wonder lady caca never goes to the beach ! picture her swimsuit ?? LMFAO

  32. Thank you for your sharing!

  33. Thank you for this post

  34. She is looking very nice.All these pictures are very nice to see.These all the pictures rapid out my eyes.

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  36. thanks for the share

  37. asenith

    we are on to you John Travolta.
    hairspray just wasn’t enough.. you had to go farther and be a pop star.
    haha

  38. Hershell L.

    I got crabs and chlymidia just looking at these pictures

    D:

  39. Hershell L.

    Also, selling band t-shirts should be illegal to prevent some twit like this from wearing a PIXIES shirt. WTF?!?

  40. ha i laugh at the people who actually think thats coke

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  43. I really don’t think it is her body that make her look bad. I think, it is just her bathing suit.

  44. Kaylee

    I never knew u could hav cellulite at 23… But her face is gorgeous! And at the vmas she rocked that garbage bag like noone else could lol KE$ha Ftw!!!

  45. jj
    Commented on this photo:

    Chicks got hairy legs and fleshy thighs.But,I don’t mind.I’d bend her over and fuck her ass with my curved dick.Then I’d blow my load all over her ass and her boobs and pee all over her face.Then I’d ram her cunt with my BENT PENIS.I’d rip her pussy apart with my dick.I’m gonna hurt this slut.I bet she’d like that..I bet her father already fucks her in the ass but still..I’d fuck her ass with my Curved Dick.

  46. Matt

    Her body looks weird in that bathing suit but she’s still 1 million times hotter than Lady Gaga, except when Lady Gaga wears masks.

  47. Sanzabar
    Commented on this photo:

    po po shut dat down

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