Ke$ha: ‘Britney Spears shows are bullshit’

March 4th, 2010 // 123 Comments

Ke$ha apparently isn’t a big fan of Britney Spears lip-syncing her way through every concert, according to Showbiz Spy:

“I think that’s bulls***,” she said. “I don’t think that’s fair at all for people who are going to see the show. I think if you are going to be a singer, you should sing. If you are going to be a dancer, you should dance…..
“It’s treating people as if they are too stupid to realize you are not actually singing. Sometimes it is hard to sing and dance at the same time but I would rather be off and be real and genuine about it to my fans. I don’t want to treat my fans like they are stupid.
“That is my take on my fans and life in general. My whole record is super-honest. I am really honest. When I am singing I may sound s*** sometimes but at least you’ll know I’m singing.”

Yes, because there’s something unbelievably honest about a blonde pop singer wearing ridiculous outfits. No, really, if there was anymore originality here, Michelangelo would jump out of his grave and cockslap us all until we agreed to stop shattering the thresholds of art.

NOTE: Not an endorsement of Britney Spears.

Photos: Splash News, WENN
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  1. POW

    Who the hell is this? Man, they shit out pop stars like candy these days.

  2. Ke$ha is an ugly Jew Bitch!

    The $ in Ke$ha’s name is a reference to the fact that she’s a greedy JEW!

  3. The Irony Gnome

    Bold statements from someone who more than likely has Autotune on her solitary (overplayed) hit.

  4. sickboy

    Ummm. That’s Danza slap. Get it right, please.

  5. sickboy

    Umm. It’s Danza slap.

  6. Red Pants Emergency

    I cannot believe only ONE OTHER PERSON noticed that Brit’s red pants are about to have a massive wardrobe malfunction..Jesus that button is going to fly off of there and take someone’s eye out

  7. starlove

    Well both of them suck so it doesn’t really matter. One lip-synchs and the other is a success due to auto-tune. BIG EFFING DEAL! PLLLLL!

  8. I

    THATS RIDICULOUS, THIS GIRLS IS A BASTARD! SHE CANT SING EITHER, SHE IS JUST PROMOTING HERSELF USING BRITNEYS NAME. THATS DISGUSTING. SHE IS JUST A MIX OF ALL POP SINGERS, SHE IS NOT DOING ANYTHING DIFFERENT JUST THE SAME. RETARDED! HATE U KESHA! BTW THAT THE FUCK IS THE $ IN HER NAME?

  9. ck

    did anyone else notice britney’s fly is down, in the red pants?

  10. LIKE OMG…..did anyone notice how late #56 and #59 are with the “Britney’s fly is down” comments? *gasp* These pictures are old and you’re off subject. Pipe down or I’ll sick Bobcat Goldthwait on you.

  11. gen

    @52

    I’m so scared that you’re not joking…

    @8 is obviously a huge, huge dork. But I do enjoy your critique of her rhyming and your practical analysis of the line “blow the speakers up”.

    I honestly don’t understand how a person could dislike Ke$ha. She’s infectious and enjoyable. Her songs are just plain fun. I don’t buy all the, “Oh, my standards in music are too high!” bullshit. Pop music is pop music because everyone enjoys it, it just makes you happy.

  12. More like Bull$hit

    I love that part of her gimmick is that she lives in a fucking dumpster. I know for a fact that she’s from the wealthiest part of Nashville (two friends went to high school with her) and her mother is apparently a respected, albeit batshit, songwriter. So not only can she not write/sing/dance/speak coherently, she’s also absolutely full of shit.

  13. temp

    note to ke$ha, just because you had one “hit song” (“song” is being very loosely used), it does not mean you can shit on everyone else that’s been well established in the industry that you’re trying to get into.

    (1) yes britney spears cannot sing, but neither can YOU – auto-tuned to oblivion and you look like a crack whore.
    (2) at least she entertains the crowd while you prance around with ridiculous sparkly shit like a leprechaun.

  14. AnnaDraconida

    At least Britney can dance.

    And Ke$ha is the ugliest, most utterly talentless piece of shit the pop industry has produced in a long time. I hate Britney, I hate GaGa, but this bitch out-shits them both-absolutely no redeeming qualities.

  15. dani

    Ohhhhh gosh, were do this people come from? No more blond, freakishly looking pop singers, please!

  16. XX

    Its also not fair for fans to pay 50-60 bucks for tickets and have to hear crappy singing because the singer is winded from putting on a performance. Kesha obviously doesn’t understand show business. And why the hell is Kesha dressed like a bad cross between a Zebra and Alex DeLarge from A Clockwork Orange?

  17. Is britney for real with the red pants? who else is she hiding in there?

  18. meagain

    I agree.. Sing it live – do it for the fans. The ones who made you what you are.

  19. This bitch is just like the rest

    While she’s absolutely right about shitney & her fake music, this bitch is exactly the same; she uses autotune in her singing. AND, she’s doing the exact same thing that lady caca & others have done for decades: jumping on a bandwagon to promote themselves. Lady caca jumped on the “I’m bisexual” BS lying bandwagon about a year ago; this one is jumping on lady caca’s “dress & act like a dumbass to convince the brainless that you actually have performing talent” bandwagon.

    I’m going to write a book about how a talented singer who can’t get a break because she tries to make it only on talent & hard work decides to kill off the fake hollywood attention whores like this bitch, one at a time. Should sell millions & will be curiously satisfying to everyone…

  20. JJ

    This coming from the girl whose ENTIRE CD is AUTOTUNED! It makes no sense…

  21. Footclan

    Never heard her before but I’ll take everybody’s word on her. She is very ugly….

  22. This coming from the girl whose ENTIRE CD is AUTOTUNED! It makes no sense..

  23. Never heard her before but I’ll take everybody’s word on her. She is very ugly….

  24. I agree.. Sing it live – do it for the fans. The ones who made you what you are.

  25. Is britney for real with the red pants? who else is she hiding in there?

  26. K

    I’m pretty sure a person spelling their name with a dollar sign and wearing a zebra print catsuit in public should throw around the word “bullshit” to describe others.

  27. Kay

    Britney is way more popular and is worth more then this self-absorbed piece of trash… She needs to get over herself.

  28. Guy Rossi

    Leave Brittney Spears alone RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Seriously Brittney is crap. If you like her you’re an idiot. This Kesha chick – I don’t know. She does look like an X-men villian like someone said. I swear shes trying to look like Emma Frost. Google it!

  29. sahara

    never thought i’d see the day when there’d be “gaga wannabes” urgh

    britney makes this sham look like a joke! haha

    ke$ha.. i’d say she’s regretting that name already. EMBARRASSING!!!!!1

  30. DON'T PAY NO MIND TO THE NASTY JEW WHORE!

    JEWS WILL DO ANYTHING FOR ATTENTION AND BY MAKING COMMENTS LIKE THE ONE SHE MADE ABOUT BRITNEY THEY DRAW THE ATTENTION OF IDIOTS TO THEMSELVES LIKE MOTHS TO A FLAME. LEAVE HER ALONE AND SHE’LL GO AWAY! BESIDES WASN’T AVRIL LAVIGNE SUPPOSED TO BE THE ANTI-BRITNEY OR HAS HER LICENSE ALREADY EXPIRED EXCEPT FOR DOING PROACTIVE COMMERCIALS!?!

    RESIST THE POWER OF THE SCHWARTZ!!!

  31. Corey Bell

    Who does this bitch think she is? First of all can any one say “Gaga”. How ridiculously transparent…. Secondly you don’t call someone out on doing something like lip synching and being a fake when you are blatantly trying to rip off someone’s style. Earth to Kesha…..Lady Gaga is actually trying to say something with her style…..she isn’t just wearing outfits to get attention you little attention seeking whore.

  32. He’s above the hyper-publicity and is in a happy relationship.

  33. blah

    thank God I’ll never hear anything she ever does.

  34. I must say this is a great article i enjoyed reading it keep the good work.

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  36. hi guy’s,
    It’s so real and honest the way she uses computers to help her sing on key.

  37. Jimmy

    I don’t hate or love her, but… though she wasn’t a great singer, Britney always put on a great performance (before 2007). She was an amazing performer. And she looked damn good.

    This Kesha girl is just trying to get attention by slamming a “has been”. I’ve seen a few live videos, and her singing sucks, there are times where she does lip-sync (and it still doesn’t sound good), and the choreography is simple. I bet we’ll be seeing her in 10 years on Celebrity Rehab.

  38. Jimmy

    Also, I’m happier to see a little more meat on Britney than too little. She is one of a few who hasn’t gone through an emaciated looking phase.

  39. Don’t kick a fatty has-been when they’re down Ke$ha. That’s not the way to be.

    Actually yes it is. Go Ke$ha.

    Hey, you can keep it X-$tra real with auto-tune! Break-dance and sing opera at the same time!

    @ 87 – “I bet we’ll be seeing her in 10 years on Celebrity Rehab.”

    I bet 4.

  40. captain america

    is she starting this desperate “lady gu-gu-SHIT” too?

  41. HALENDOG

    THAT ZEBRA HAS A CAMEL IN IT…..RUN FOR THE HILLS

  42. I always thought the cop outfit was flattering on Britney but not here. Those dollar store sandals make her look like a whale on stilts. Get the boots back and cover the doughy torso.

    Boots can’t save Ke$ha’s outfit.

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  44. HAHAHAHA. Thanks Bone. I would have totally missed the penguin guy. :-D
    And I’ve never heard Ke$ha sing live but I’ve never heard her sing at all… her songs sound like someone got a sample of her voice and let a text-to-speech program sing the song.

  45. HAHAHAHA. Thanks Bone. I would have totally missed the penguin guy. :-D
    And I’ve never heard Ke$ha sing live but I’ve never heard her sing at all… her songs sound like someone got a sample of her voice and let a text-to-speech program sing the song.

  46. gigi

    whoa!!!! omg the chick who served me at IHOP last weekend is also a spandex zebra/Alex de Large? was this some kind of furry/anime convention? no bunnies?

  47. ashleigh

    when she can learn to sing then she can talk.until then keep your mouth shut.

  48. ti

    mmm , thank u ke$ha but WE r britney’s fans and u really don’t have to defend our right this is our decision to make and not yours , we’r okay with britney’s lypsing u really shouldn’t promot urself by saying shit about people…

  49. i can’t imagine that it would be good for her reputation considering the amount of bad publicity she gets every time she does a show!

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