Because leaking racy photos is apparently this year’s Tickle Me Elmo, new pics of Ke$ha having sex appeared online over the weekend. Considering The Superficial is somehow starting to get unblocked at people’s work and the shots involve a dude clearly putting his mouth where babies come from (Is that a new fad or something? I don’t get it.) you can see the uncensored photos over at Egotastic. In the meantime, I added pics of Ke$ha performing in Madrid last night where her stage show is so low budget, it’s literally her jumping out of old shopping carts and dumpsters which has to be all kinds of sanitary for the special friend kissing her noonerhole. I’m embarrassed I even thought otherwise.
Photos: Splash News
I saw the pictures on Egotastic, and when I was done barfing, I couldn’t get this thought out of my head; why does a pop s-tar-t with a fucking DOLLAR SIGN in her name own a 20-inch CRT TV? It’s the 21st century, for chrissakes! Spring for a 27″ at least.
You know what? Just about any time someone says – hey, here’s some pics of someone putting their mouth where babies come from I’ll look. It doesn’t matter how fugly those people are – it could be Rosie O’Donnell’s twat and I’d still probably look, out of nothing more than perverse immature curiosity. But when it’s Ke$ha I simply have ZERO interest in looking. She’s THAT ugly AND she’s THAT boring. Amazing.
Somehow I feel less of a man not knowing who these meat-smokers are. And that somehow makes me feel like more of a man than before. It’s a win-win to not know….or care.
This guy should write a book about what its like to do anal with someone who doesn’t have an ass.
No ass on her, he would do better to just drill a hole in a plank. That way, there’d be zero chance of having to listen to it try to sing.
……….H*RPES IS HERS NOW, folks!!
I would use a knuckle in addition to my tounge
The guy looks like TJ Thyne from Bones.
Omg you’re right! I hope it isn’t. I can never look at him the same now.
Ive seen Andrea Bocelli use the same shopping cart act when he’s not able to hit desired note…Very entertaining.
I totally thought Zach Galifianakis was out of her league…. She sure showed me..
Wait…somebody wanted to have sex with Ke$ha? Did she seduce a blind hobo on her way to Kmart?
This looks like when each one is just wishing the other one wud be the aggressor and just please get up on it and mount that sh*t already! Barf, i’m gonna go throw up.
There appears to be a vagina where the blonde man’s penis should be.
Yuck. A naked pig is still a pig.
she is so fugly! mr. hot stuff on da other hand is worth a mouth of salt ;)
Oh for goodness sake, I hardly think a pair of torn fishnet tights and a few scantily clad dancers counts as ‘racey’, whatever that’s supposed to imply. There’s nothing remotely original in these photo’s.
Nice try, Ke$ha, but I’m not buying your new CD until I see some clit.