Ke$ha is Topless and Could Use a Wet-Nap

July 7th, 2010 // 189 Comments

Because the Internet is a constant stream of amazing, someone – I’m guessing DJ Stolen. Call it a hunch. – just posted a topless/quasi-nude shot of Kesha apparently covered in semen. I say that because of my keen skills of detection that allowed me to see the word “cum” with an arrow next to it. Now, I don’t really know if that’s semen, or if splooge is safe for work, so I erred on the side of caution and covered it. Sort of like this person did to Ke$ha but without all the shame, regret and confusion that came after. “She just climbed into my window and put a gun to my head until I had unprotected sex with her. I mean, I knew Lady GaGa was crazy, but day-amn.

NOTE: Click here for uncensored pic, and God knows why you would do that.

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  1. lucci
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    cumshot! yeah!

  2. Kleenex should sponsor her next tour.

    • Rob

      Good lord she’s ugly , she knows she’s a Gaga ripoff , this will extend her few minutes of the 15 to about 18 . Pig .

    • hugh jorgan

      For those that dont know who “DJ Stolen” is , it’s Rodney Jerkins aka Darkchild the music producer . Who would have guessed that she’s a purple crayon chaser. Keep your legs closed n@*ga lover .

      • Joe

        HAHAAAAAAAAA!!!!
        yes indeed hugh, thats what she gets for bein a coal burner

      • Deena Dean

        Purple crayon chaser?? Really? You’re just pissed cuz your tiny little white boy dick is what makes your women run to those big, juicy, fat, satisfying, orgasm inducing BLACK COCKS! Perhaps you should try one. . .

      • welcome to 2010

        i know this is a pretty liberally monitored webpage, but i think racist comments like this need to be deleted.

      • DuroyPrime

        He’s a closet purple crayon lover.

      • Vannah

        I thought you she only banged guys that look like Mick Jagger?

      • Ew Ew Ew Ew Ew Ew Ew Ew

        And the party don’t stop no
        Ew Ew Ew Ew Ew Ew Ew Ew

        I’m not saying no-talent slags blowing record producers is anything new, but Rodney Jerkins? What’s your source on it? I googled “DJ Stolen” and the closest thing I got was a link that read DJ Stolen AND Darkchild present, not AKA, but AND. Jerkins is a pretty famous producer with a wife and kid on top of it so if it was really him wouldn’t have it been breaking news by now, like a huge scandal? Made note of on every celeb blog? And considering how few links I could find on “DJ Stolen”, I’m guessing he’s some z-list DJ desperate for a little publicity?

        Anyway, I do agree that you just know the douchebag is black, because this whole picture just smacks of “look at me I scored with a white chick”, because you would never see a white guy bragging about hitting something this ugly. But black men’s self-esteem is low that they seem to think that scoring with a white chick, no matter HOW ugly she is, is some sort of accomplishment. Now don’t get me wrong, not all black men are like this but far too many are and I’m not opposed to interracial sex as long as they’re married (that’s right by modern western standards I’m a prude DEAL WITH IT), but most of the time it’s sleazy casual sh*t like this.

      • Pinkpink

        Hugh Jorgan likes black cock, in or around his mouth

    • meborg

      this is the only type of bath she’ll take!!!!!

      A CUM BATH!!!!

    • Dawn

      i have that same turquoise ring…WTF??

    • Em

      Casual racist statement.

      • At Ew Ew Ew Ew Ew etc.

        Making broad generalizations about black people is STILL as ignorant racial prejudice, dick. Go get laid.

  3. It would have been a better pic if the cum was in her mouth where it belongs…

  4. Chez
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    Not the biggest shot lol.

  5. Jack
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    Wow. A girl with jizz on her belly? Neat.

  6. gross

    Glad its not in her, last thing we need is this honky, white trash piece of garbage reproducing

  7. kristin
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    kesha is gross. i would call her the poor man’s lady gaga, but i don’t want to insult gaga.

    she’s like britney spears except she never had a hot classy stage before she started looking busted.

  8. James
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    She couldn’t wait to take off her clothes?

  9. rick
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    “I am too private and reserved to show my breasts, but hey, take a look at this cumshot all over my chest”

  10. grobpilot

    Well, she’ll descend into obscurity soon enough. Hardly hear much about her now as it is.

    • cc

      Me neither…and the less I hear the better. I actually saw on of her videos the other day. Talk about mediocre crap.

      Still, if she wants me to donate to the health of her skin in such a manner, by all means.

  11. Frank Rizzo
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    God, the only thing more boring than her music is her sex life.

  12. DJ Stolen
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    I love how this dude posted his stage name all over the pic in a blatant and successful attempt at some free publicity. I’m not so sure that I would be bragging about nailing Ke$ha though. I probably would have photo shopped a larger batch of throat yogurt as well.

  13. Richard McBeef

    Peter North type loads or GTFO

  14. Doc Schweinstrudel

    yum. Id like to lick it off her…and WTF??!?? Wheres the pics of the guy who blew it?

  15. Katy Perry might be able to pull off this look.
    But not this disheveled, C list pop tartlet.
    FAIL.

    • Richard McBeef

      yes, because although KP is a C list pop tartlet, I wouldn’t say she is disheveled.

      • That’s right. With rare exceptions tartlet KP looks clean & styled.
        Who on earth is this splattered blondie? Is her “music” as shiteous as KP’s?

    • The Man

      She is only disheveled because a hard cock has just been pumped hard between those theighs and unloaded on her tits!

  16. If I were that guy that deposited that “load” I would be embarassed of that little bit of transparent dribble. Plus he has horrible aim.

  17. john

    Because your cum, your cum, your cum’s on my tum.

  18. havoc

    Isn’t she like 12 years old?

    Pretty normal by today’s standards. Her parents must be proud….

    .

  19. Slut
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    He missed her tits

  20. lentista

    IS THAT ALL THE CUN YOU HAVE…HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  21. checkit
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    look at her lips and eye and forehead

  22. WhateverHelpsYouSleepAtNightBtch

    wow. she’s so gross

  23. sickofher

    “Hold up…before you take a picture of your children on my stomach, let me cover up my hairy nipples.”

    Listen….Maybe she can’t sing. Maybe she’s one ugly Brooke Hogan ripoff..and maybe…just maybe, she’s not worth the Motel 6 mattress that she’s laying on…BUT don’t you dare say, dare say, she’s not a smart one.

    PS…DJ Stolen…you truly are awesome. If I gave you a name…could you hook it?

  24. edge6241
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    Honestly looks like someone just blew a wad on a picture of her. Looks like a weird shot.

  25. natalie

    Holy God is she ugly. ( shudder )

  26. ipad case
    Commented on this photo:

    i liked this!

  27. Ron Mexico

    Why can’t this happen with someone hot? Lohan (I think she’s hot), Kim K., anybody besides Kesha, really.

  28. Fuckit
    Commented on this photo:

    I’d still hit it!!!!

  29. B-rad
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    For those of you who didn’t notice, I think their is a dribble/line of cum across the left eye. I wonder if it burns like CUM in your EYE?? NICE!!

  30. Michael
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    She has a nice rack

  31. Michael
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    She has a nice rack

  32. Emmanuel
    Commented on this photo:

    Show the White jelly smoking-Gun

  33. HackSaw
    Commented on this photo:

    I’d hit it.

  34. Anonymous
    Commented on this photo:

    Here is that same picture but i adjusted the lighting in photoshop so you can see the cum on her easily without straining your eyes ;)

    http://img203.imageshack.us/img203/1222/nsfw0707keshacumshot00.jpg

  35. Me
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    Holy fuck she looks exactly like Hulk Hogan’s son, but with a wig.

  36. oh uh

    Stay classy, Ke$ha.

  37. That Guy
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    Average broad.

  38. Commented on this photo:

    No way is this Ke$ha. There’s not nearly enough glitter on her.

  39. Who the fuck lets somebody take a pic of them like this, let alone a celebrity?

    This is on a whole other level compared to the average crotch shot or topless antics.

  40. ar
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    ugly. i bet bangbus would’nt allow her in.

  41. MeLcHoR
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    The “I just got laid face”… Priceless!

  42. Lord Sucks
    Commented on this photo:

    Fuck this UFFIE rip off bitch!

  43. frank rizzo

    Wow, the only thing more boring than her music is evidentally her sex life. Sad.

  44. Frank
    Commented on this photo:

    Its a fine line between music artist and trailer park trash

  45. joe blow
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    Aw damn…. she’s a fucking coal burner. Too fucking bad.

  46. Frank
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    at least she’s working towards her career path in porn when the music business realizes her music is trash

  47. techman
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    Another no talent skank. 15 years ago she would’ve been working on the streets instead of on a stage. Amazing what you can achieve when you’re willing to spread your legs these days.

  48. Colin

    I was expecting something like bbq sauce on her face, and truthfully would rather have seen that than a talentless twat covered in splooge.

  49. Marcus
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    Looks more like skin discoloration.

  50. asasasas
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    another white girls needing a black cock to satisfy her , after the white mans small penis couldn’t do the job , lol

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