Because the Internet is a constant stream of amazing, someone – I’m guessing DJ Stolen. Call it a hunch. – just posted a topless/quasi-nude shot of Ke$ha apparently covered in semen. I say that because of my keen skills of detection that allowed me to see the word “cum” with an arrow next to it. Now, I don’t really know if that’s semen, or if splooge is safe for work, so I erred on the side of caution and covered it. Sort of like this person did to Ke$ha but without all the shame, regret and confusion that came after. “She just climbed into my window and put a gun to my head until I had unprotected sex with her. I mean, I knew Lady GaGa was crazy, but day-amn.”
NOTE: Click “View NSFW Version” above photos to see uncensored images.
noah | July 7, 2010 at 2:56 pm
Kleenex should sponsor her next tour.
Rob | July 7, 2010 at 3:32 pm
Good lord she’s ugly , she knows she’s a Gaga ripoff , this will extend her few minutes of the 15 to about 18 . Pig .
Cheese | July 7, 2010 at 4:04 pm
As opposed to the supremely original Gaga?
tounge punched fart box | July 7, 2010 at 9:09 pm
THATS PRETTY MUCH THE BEST STILL SHOT EVER ON THIS SITE. I DONT KNOW WHO SHE IS AND STILL DONT CARE.
bae | July 10, 2010 at 10:39 am
and Gaga is just as ugly… who is a Madonna rip off.
hugh jorgan | July 7, 2010 at 4:14 pm
For those that dont know who “DJ Stolen” is , it’s Rodney Jerkins aka Darkchild the music producer . Who would have guessed that she’s a purple crayon chaser. Keep your legs closed n@*ga lover .
Joe | July 7, 2010 at 5:50 pm
HAHAAAAAAAAA!!!!
yes indeed hugh, thats what she gets for bein a coal burner
Deena Dean | July 7, 2010 at 7:13 pm
Purple crayon chaser?? Really? You’re just pissed cuz your tiny little white boy dick is what makes your women run to those big, juicy, fat, satisfying, orgasm inducing BLACK COCKS! Perhaps you should try one. . .
welcome to 2010 | July 8, 2010 at 6:34 am
i know this is a pretty liberally monitored webpage, but i think racist comments like this need to be deleted.
DuroyPrime | July 8, 2010 at 9:06 am
He’s a closet purple crayon lover.
Vannah | July 8, 2010 at 10:00 am
I thought you she only banged guys that look like Mick Jagger?
Ew Ew Ew Ew Ew Ew Ew Ew | July 8, 2010 at 10:40 pm
And the party don’t stop no
Ew Ew Ew Ew Ew Ew Ew Ew
I’m not saying no-talent slags blowing record producers is anything new, but Rodney Jerkins? What’s your source on it? I googled “DJ Stolen” and the closest thing I got was a link that read DJ Stolen AND Darkchild present, not AKA, but AND. Jerkins is a pretty famous producer with a wife and kid on top of it so if it was really him wouldn’t have it been breaking news by now, like a huge scandal? Made note of on every celeb blog? And considering how few links I could find on “DJ Stolen”, I’m guessing he’s some z-list DJ desperate for a little publicity?
Anyway, I do agree that you just know the douchebag is black, because this whole picture just smacks of “look at me I scored with a white chick”, because you would never see a white guy bragging about hitting something this ugly. But black men’s self-esteem is low that they seem to think that scoring with a white chick, no matter HOW ugly she is, is some sort of accomplishment. Now don’t get me wrong, not all black men are like this but far too many are and I’m not opposed to interracial sex as long as they’re married (that’s right by modern western standards I’m a prude DEAL WITH IT), but most of the time it’s sleazy casual sh*t like this.
Pinkpink | July 13, 2010 at 12:08 pm
Hugh Jorgan likes black cock, in or around his mouth
meborg | July 7, 2010 at 11:19 pm
this is the only type of bath she’ll take!!!!!
A CUM BATH!!!!
Dawn | July 8, 2010 at 12:29 am
i have that same turquoise ring…WTF??
Frances | July 8, 2010 at 8:18 am
Lol, Dawn. Will you still wear it?
dee | July 11, 2010 at 7:59 pm
I wouldn’t Dawn :P:P
Em | July 12, 2010 at 4:02 am
Casual racist statement.
At Ew Ew Ew Ew Ew etc. | July 12, 2010 at 12:53 pm
Making broad generalizations about black people is STILL as ignorant racial prejudice, dick. Go get laid.
Jimbo | July 7, 2010 at 2:56 pm
It would have been a better pic if the cum was in her mouth where it belongs…
me | July 7, 2010 at 2:58 pm
well said
Deacon Jones | July 7, 2010 at 3:56 pm
Nah, across her face, followed by a light dick tapping on the forehead, while “gooood girl” is muttered under the breath.
…but that’s just me!
Jimbo | July 7, 2010 at 4:04 pm
That works too DJ. But while we are at it, a better pic would have been her bent over taking if from behind and two big cocks in her hands blasting her face…
deadgoon | July 8, 2010 at 1:12 pm
it is on her face. right up in her eye. she took it just like a good little who-er should.
Jc | July 22, 2010 at 8:12 pm
Cum on her face might make her prettier
lkn2fk71 | May 15, 2011 at 10:14 pm
there’s some covering her right eye
gross | July 7, 2010 at 3:00 pm
Glad its not in her, last thing we need is this honky, white trash piece of garbage reproducing
N-word Jim | July 7, 2010 at 4:16 pm
Oh yeah… white people are the problem…
shortblonde | July 7, 2010 at 4:44 pm
Yes we are…
Philshack | July 7, 2010 at 6:15 pm
Nigga please.
Philshack | July 7, 2010 at 6:16 pm
nigga please
Uncle Tom | July 8, 2010 at 7:05 pm
Now why would you take it there? whats with idiots turning things racist. Getting a load busted on her does not make a woman a hoe. everybody does that shit now a days. Im black and i think white chicks are hot. I would have busted it in her, fool!
Candleja- | July 9, 2010 at 1:46 am
Keep your aids to yourself
grobpilot | July 7, 2010 at 3:12 pm
Well, she’ll descend into obscurity soon enough. Hardly hear much about her now as it is.
cc | July 8, 2010 at 9:52 am
Me neither…and the less I hear the better. I actually saw on of her videos the other day. Talk about mediocre crap.
Still, if she wants me to donate to the health of her skin in such a manner, by all means.
Richard McBeef | July 7, 2010 at 3:16 pm
Peter North type loads or GTFO
DKNY | July 7, 2010 at 3:35 pm
+1
Jones | July 7, 2010 at 8:51 pm
HAHAHAAHAHAH
Bert | July 8, 2010 at 4:08 am
Nice work.
Doc Schweinstrudel | July 7, 2010 at 3:17 pm
yum. Id like to lick it off her…and WTF??!?? Wheres the pics of the guy who blew it?
cuntney | July 7, 2010 at 4:17 pm
ew you’re fuckin sick.
Shit. It's whats for dinner. | July 7, 2010 at 4:37 pm
Yes. That’s disgusting.
Toocool4aname | July 7, 2010 at 7:50 pm
You’d lick that dude’s cum off of her? You’re one sick gay motherfucker.
No Name | July 8, 2010 at 2:35 am
Oh Lord. You made me laugh.
Doc Schweinstrudel | July 8, 2010 at 8:51 am
Look! There is someone posing as MY DEAR SELF. And it would never occur to me to lick off the cum of that particular girl. Even if I were a lesbo – damn she is ugly!
FrankNfrtr | July 7, 2010 at 3:19 pm
Katy Perry might be able to pull off this look.
But not this disheveled, C list pop tartlet.
FAIL.
Richard McBeef | July 7, 2010 at 5:35 pm
yes, because although KP is a C list pop tartlet, I wouldn’t say she is disheveled.
FrankNfrtr | July 7, 2010 at 7:23 pm
That’s right. With rare exceptions tartlet KP looks clean & styled.
Who on earth is this splattered blondie? Is her “music” as shiteous as KP’s?
The Man | July 8, 2010 at 8:45 pm
She is only disheveled because a hard cock has just been pumped hard between those theighs and unloaded on her tits!
NCDude | July 7, 2010 at 3:22 pm
If I were that guy that deposited that “load” I would be embarassed of that little bit of transparent dribble. Plus he has horrible aim.
Jimbo | July 7, 2010 at 4:10 pm
If it were you, it would be a dude and you would be saying, “You got a purty mouth”
NCDude | July 7, 2010 at 4:43 pm
If it were you, it would be inflatable and it would still fake an orgasm so you’d get off of it.
Jimbo | July 7, 2010 at 4:56 pm
WOOO HOOO what a witty retort. Did you think that one up all by yourself? Or did the guy you are blowing come up with it? Make sure you swallow it all, you need the return business…
mike | July 7, 2010 at 9:43 pm
jimbo, you’re a retard.
Karla. | July 10, 2010 at 1:42 am
I think English is Jimbo’s second language.
john | July 7, 2010 at 3:23 pm
Because your cum, your cum, your cum’s on my tum.
Good one John! | July 7, 2010 at 3:29 pm
It is very sad that I knew to sing that to the tune of her song “Your Love is my Drug”. I am extremely ashamed now.
eddy | July 7, 2010 at 3:55 pm
Facepalming forever. Because I can as well.
juice | July 8, 2010 at 6:48 am
hahaha I was singing it to Black Eye Peas “My humps”
havoc | July 7, 2010 at 3:25 pm
Isn’t she like 12 years old?
Pretty normal by today’s standards. Her parents must be proud….
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Greatsayain | July 7, 2010 at 4:15 pm
Actually he’s 23. I was surprised too.
lentista | July 7, 2010 at 3:40 pm
IS THAT ALL THE CUN YOU HAVE…HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
itsjaredlol | July 7, 2010 at 6:00 pm
OMG HE DUSNT HAVE NE CUN LOL!
WhateverHelpsYouSleepAtNightBtch | July 7, 2010 at 3:47 pm
wow. she’s so gross
sickofher | July 7, 2010 at 3:50 pm
“Hold up…before you take a picture of your children on my stomach, let me cover up my hairy nipples.”
Listen….Maybe she can’t sing. Maybe she’s one ugly Brooke Hogan ripoff..and maybe…just maybe, she’s not worth the Motel 6 mattress that she’s laying on…BUT don’t you dare say, dare say, she’s not a smart one.
PS…DJ Stolen…you truly are awesome. If I gave you a name…could you hook it?
ThaFuuuu...? | July 27, 2010 at 11:34 am
“Maybe she’s one ugly Brooke Hogan ripoff..” pretty redundant brah
natalie | July 7, 2010 at 4:06 pm
Holy God is she ugly. ( shudder )
Ron Mexico | July 7, 2010 at 4:27 pm
Why can’t this happen with someone hot? Lohan (I think she’s hot), Kim K., anybody besides Kesha, really.
Frank Rizzo | July 7, 2010 at 4:30 pm
Kim K has a sex tape, and Lohan has shown her tits more than a woman at a breast-feeding convention. Sure, I’ve never seen cum on Lohan’s tits, but can’t you just pretend the coke is cum?
lulacrazygirl | July 7, 2010 at 4:34 pm
This already happened to Kim K….well, that, and more. Why else do you think she has a claim to “fame?”
B-rad | July 7, 2010 at 4:42 pm
I’m sure this, and worse, has happened to LiLo. It just hasn’t been caught on film yet. Isn’t she going to be Linda Lovelace in a movie soon?
lulacrazygirl | July 8, 2010 at 1:59 am
Yikes. That’s the stuff nightmares are made of…
Michael | July 7, 2010 at 4:45 pm
Lindsay lohan is a crack whore
oh uh | July 7, 2010 at 4:58 pm
Stay classy, Ke$ha.
Sexy Brand | July 7, 2010 at 5:22 pm
Who the fuck lets somebody take a pic of them like this, let alone a celebrity?
This is on a whole other level compared to the average crotch shot or topless antics.
frank rizzo | July 7, 2010 at 6:00 pm
Wow, the only thing more boring than her music is evidentally her sex life. Sad.
da trooooooof | July 7, 2010 at 10:05 pm
I dropped da H balm on my rizzo
DragonKatt | July 8, 2010 at 4:41 pm
This comment is full of win.
Colin | July 7, 2010 at 6:54 pm
I was expecting something like bbq sauce on her face, and truthfully would rather have seen that than a talentless twat covered in splooge.
Randal | July 7, 2010 at 8:41 pm
What a Masterpeice of beauty.just look at the way the manchowder glistens on here tummy like a sunset.it really takes your breath away.
Bez | July 7, 2010 at 9:33 pm
Damn this bitch is scary 2 look at
Michael | July 7, 2010 at 11:16 pm
I wanna do her so much
Perplexed | July 7, 2010 at 11:44 pm
I know I am in error. I can’t even blame intoxication. I am wholly without excuse but I would absolutely devour that girl. I see the comments about her being dirty, trashy, and so on. I know deep inside these people speak the truth. That said, I would attach myself to her like a rabid remora on a great white. The first responders would have to break my jaw to get me off of that box.
I feel dirty now.
Karla. | July 10, 2010 at 1:45 am
*applause*
captain america | July 8, 2010 at 12:49 am
yep, THIS IS HARDCORE-PORN.
to explaine this in american standards, folks!!
Bert | July 8, 2010 at 4:11 am
For alot of American prudes this could be the first time they have seen cum before. Because of a slutty pop star. Ahahahaha.
DragonKatt | July 8, 2010 at 4:42 pm
I don’t think American Prudes would be on this site, or any site, that would show this kind of image…lol.
Miss | July 8, 2010 at 5:29 am
OMG i’m gonna tell all my friends and everyone i know about it! Now we will never be single and lonely again. Oh Hallelujah!!!
Phil | July 8, 2010 at 7:15 am
CUM DUMPSTER!
Kaz | July 8, 2010 at 8:47 am
She want black man sex her breast and pussy
Slig | July 8, 2010 at 9:03 am
Hahahahaha she did what black man hahaha.
The Matador | July 8, 2010 at 11:19 am
I’ve found Kesha interesting since she first appeared on the scene because she is so very average in every respect. She looks like any number of girls who sucked my dick whilst I was a collegian in the mid-Eighties. For this quality, I love her dearly and my love for her is only intensified by the sight of her freshly fucked and cum-drenched. Bravisimo!
Phil | July 8, 2010 at 11:32 am
Sorry. But there’s something wrong with you.
Lolocaust | July 8, 2010 at 12:30 pm
In before “Ke$ha to release new album!”
Wanker | July 8, 2010 at 12:31 pm
WTF. Why bother with pretending you got an unedited version of the pics, yet even the supposed NSFW ones end up being censored too. I feel cheated.
barroom hero | July 8, 2010 at 1:30 pm
Ke$ha Kumdumpster needs to spell its name correctly.
English, do you speak it motherfucker?
slag.
fuk-u | July 9, 2010 at 9:29 pm
do YOU speak English, mother fucker?
baby gets punch to the face | July 8, 2010 at 6:29 pm
next it will be Justin Bieber with a load on his chest
ilu | July 9, 2010 at 12:24 am
LOL!
Backoff | July 8, 2010 at 6:48 pm
She’s a sexually active girl/woman. Since they were, at that moment, consenting adults, I don’t see what everyone’s judging her for.
However, the guy that took the photo is scum for sharing it, no matter what reasons he might have.
dee | July 11, 2010 at 8:04 pm
Mmmm I agree, I guarantee that almost any girl has pics like this but the only difference is, the person taking the pic has to be trustworthy. Although, this is fucking HILARIOUS and definitely expected hahahahahaha
tfbiii | July 10, 2010 at 7:58 am
Wow… Ke$ha is a Wh0r3 – who saw THAT coming?
baby | July 12, 2010 at 2:25 am
deena deen, how do you know that only black guys have huge dicks. you are just some freak who cares! my boyfriends dick happens to be huge and is great for BLOWJOBS! stick that up your asss!!!!!!!!!!!
carrie | July 12, 2010 at 9:30 am
$emen
oneofgaga'slilmonsters | July 28, 2010 at 4:18 pm
her music is fun to listen to although im not saying its great music just fun to listen to but really i have nothing bad to say about her really im sure this pic wasnt meant to be shared on the net whichever asshole took thi pic should feel disgusted with himself and i hope has something bad or similar happen to them just so they know how ke$ha feels after looking at this pic maybe she was drunk wen she took this, or maybe she did drugs who knows? watever the reason its retards like this [paparazzi and whoever made this ghetto website] that make me fucking sick u pathetic lowlifes would do anything to get money so y trash on celebs and try to ruin thier lives by looking into all thier personal stuff please asshole get a real job really, could people these days get anymore pathetic and money hungry its sad to watch
oneofgaga'slilmonsters | July 28, 2010 at 4:20 pm
go suck a fat cock DJ stolen u suck and so does ur website fuck off and go get a taste of reality not ur world full of dirty pictures, and stupid pooryl written articles please!!! and i dont give a shit wat other might wanna reply to any of this cuz u know wat its the truth the truth hurts so dont come bitching to me
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