Because the Internet is a constant stream of amazing, someone – I’m guessing DJ Stolen. Call it a hunch. – just posted a topless/quasi-nude shot of Ke$ha apparently covered in semen. I say that because of my keen skills of detection that allowed me to see the word “cum” with an arrow next to it. Now, I don’t really know if that’s semen, or if splooge is safe for work, so I erred on the side of caution and covered it. Sort of like this person did to Ke$ha but without all the shame, regret and confusion that came after. “She just climbed into my window and put a gun to my head until I had unprotected sex with her. I mean, I knew Lady GaGa was crazy, but day-amn.”
NOTE: Click “View NSFW Version” above photos to see uncensored images.
cumshot! yeah!
Kleenex should sponsor her next tour.
Good lord she’s ugly , she knows she’s a Gaga ripoff , this will extend her few minutes of the 15 to about 18 . Pig .
As opposed to the supremely original Gaga?
THATS PRETTY MUCH THE BEST STILL SHOT EVER ON THIS SITE. I DONT KNOW WHO SHE IS AND STILL DONT CARE.
and Gaga is just as ugly… who is a Madonna rip off.
For those that dont know who “DJ Stolen” is , it’s Rodney Jerkins aka Darkchild the music producer . Who would have guessed that she’s a purple crayon chaser. Keep your legs closed n@*ga lover .
HAHAAAAAAAAA!!!!
yes indeed hugh, thats what she gets for bein a coal burner
Purple crayon chaser?? Really? You’re just pissed cuz your tiny little white boy dick is what makes your women run to those big, juicy, fat, satisfying, orgasm inducing BLACK COCKS! Perhaps you should try one. . .
i know this is a pretty liberally monitored webpage, but i think racist comments like this need to be deleted.
He’s a closet purple crayon lover.
I thought you she only banged guys that look like Mick Jagger?
And the party don’t stop no
Ew Ew Ew Ew Ew Ew Ew Ew
I’m not saying no-talent slags blowing record producers is anything new, but Rodney Jerkins? What’s your source on it? I googled “DJ Stolen” and the closest thing I got was a link that read DJ Stolen AND Darkchild present, not AKA, but AND. Jerkins is a pretty famous producer with a wife and kid on top of it so if it was really him wouldn’t have it been breaking news by now, like a huge scandal? Made note of on every celeb blog? And considering how few links I could find on “DJ Stolen”, I’m guessing he’s some z-list DJ desperate for a little publicity?
Anyway, I do agree that you just know the douchebag is black, because this whole picture just smacks of “look at me I scored with a white chick”, because you would never see a white guy bragging about hitting something this ugly. But black men’s self-esteem is low that they seem to think that scoring with a white chick, no matter HOW ugly she is, is some sort of accomplishment. Now don’t get me wrong, not all black men are like this but far too many are and I’m not opposed to interracial sex as long as they’re married (that’s right by modern western standards I’m a prude DEAL WITH IT), but most of the time it’s sleazy casual sh*t like this.
Hugh Jorgan likes black cock, in or around his mouth
this is the only type of bath she’ll take!!!!!
A CUM BATH!!!!
i have that same turquoise ring…WTF??
Lol, Dawn. Will you still wear it?
I wouldn’t Dawn :P:P
Casual racist statement.
Making broad generalizations about black people is STILL as ignorant racial prejudice, dick. Go get laid.
It would have been a better pic if the cum was in her mouth where it belongs…
well said
Nah, across her face, followed by a light dick tapping on the forehead, while “gooood girl” is muttered under the breath.
…but that’s just me!
That works too DJ. But while we are at it, a better pic would have been her bent over taking if from behind and two big cocks in her hands blasting her face…
it is on her face. right up in her eye. she took it just like a good little who-er should.
Cum on her face might make her prettier
there’s some covering her right eye
Not the biggest shot lol.
Wow. A girl with jizz on her belly? Neat.
Glad its not in her, last thing we need is this honky, white trash piece of garbage reproducing
Oh yeah… white people are the problem…
Yes we are…
Nigga please.
nigga please
Now why would you take it there? whats with idiots turning things racist. Getting a load busted on her does not make a woman a hoe. everybody does that shit now a days. Im black and i think white chicks are hot. I would have busted it in her, fool!
Keep your aids to yourself
kesha is gross. i would call her the poor man’s lady gaga, but i don’t want to insult gaga.
she’s like britney spears except she never had a hot classy stage before she started looking busted.
She couldn’t wait to take off her clothes?
“I am too private and reserved to show my breasts, but hey, take a look at this cumshot all over my chest”
Well, she’ll descend into obscurity soon enough. Hardly hear much about her now as it is.
Me neither…and the less I hear the better. I actually saw on of her videos the other day. Talk about mediocre crap.
Still, if she wants me to donate to the health of her skin in such a manner, by all means.
God, the only thing more boring than her music is her sex life.
I love how this dude posted his stage name all over the pic in a blatant and successful attempt at some free publicity. I’m not so sure that I would be bragging about nailing Ke$ha though. I probably would have photo shopped a larger batch of throat yogurt as well.
Peter North type loads or GTFO
+1
HAHAHAAHAHAH
Nice work.
yum. Id like to lick it off her…and WTF??!?? Wheres the pics of the guy who blew it?
ew you’re fuckin sick.
Yes. That’s disgusting.
You’d lick that dude’s cum off of her? You’re one sick gay motherfucker.
Oh Lord. You made me laugh.
Look! There is someone posing as MY DEAR SELF. And it would never occur to me to lick off the cum of that particular girl. Even if I were a lesbo – damn she is ugly!
Katy Perry might be able to pull off this look.
But not this disheveled, C list pop tartlet.
FAIL.
yes, because although KP is a C list pop tartlet, I wouldn’t say she is disheveled.
That’s right. With rare exceptions tartlet KP looks clean & styled.
Who on earth is this splattered blondie? Is her “music” as shiteous as KP’s?
She is only disheveled because a hard cock has just been pumped hard between those theighs and unloaded on her tits!
If I were that guy that deposited that “load” I would be embarassed of that little bit of transparent dribble. Plus he has horrible aim.
If it were you, it would be a dude and you would be saying, “You got a purty mouth”
If it were you, it would be inflatable and it would still fake an orgasm so you’d get off of it.
WOOO HOOO what a witty retort. Did you think that one up all by yourself? Or did the guy you are blowing come up with it? Make sure you swallow it all, you need the return business…
jimbo, you’re a retard.
I think English is Jimbo’s second language.
Because your cum, your cum, your cum’s on my tum.
It is very sad that I knew to sing that to the tune of her song “Your Love is my Drug”. I am extremely ashamed now.
Facepalming forever. Because I can as well.
hahaha I was singing it to Black Eye Peas “My humps”
Isn’t she like 12 years old?
Pretty normal by today’s standards. Her parents must be proud….
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Actually he’s 23. I was surprised too.
He missed her tits
IS THAT ALL THE CUN YOU HAVE…HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
OMG HE DUSNT HAVE NE CUN LOL!
look at her lips and eye and forehead
wow. she’s so gross
“Hold up…before you take a picture of your children on my stomach, let me cover up my hairy nipples.”
Listen….Maybe she can’t sing. Maybe she’s one ugly Brooke Hogan ripoff..and maybe…just maybe, she’s not worth the Motel 6 mattress that she’s laying on…BUT don’t you dare say, dare say, she’s not a smart one.
PS…DJ Stolen…you truly are awesome. If I gave you a name…could you hook it?
“Maybe she’s one ugly Brooke Hogan ripoff..” pretty redundant brah
Honestly looks like someone just blew a wad on a picture of her. Looks like a weird shot.
Holy God is she ugly. ( shudder )
i liked this!
Why can’t this happen with someone hot? Lohan (I think she’s hot), Kim K., anybody besides Kesha, really.
Kim K has a sex tape, and Lohan has shown her tits more than a woman at a breast-feeding convention. Sure, I’ve never seen cum on Lohan’s tits, but can’t you just pretend the coke is cum?
This already happened to Kim K….well, that, and more. Why else do you think she has a claim to “fame?”
I’m sure this, and worse, has happened to LiLo. It just hasn’t been caught on film yet. Isn’t she going to be Linda Lovelace in a movie soon?
Yikes. That’s the stuff nightmares are made of…
Lindsay lohan is a crack whore
I’d still hit it!!!!
For those of you who didn’t notice, I think their is a dribble/line of cum across the left eye. I wonder if it burns like CUM in your EYE?? NICE!!
She has a nice rack
She has a nice rack
Show the White jelly smoking-Gun
I’d hit it.
Here is that same picture but i adjusted the lighting in photoshop so you can see the cum on her easily without straining your eyes ;)
http://img203.imageshack.us/img203/1222/nsfw0707keshacumshot00.jpg
Holy fuck she looks exactly like Hulk Hogan’s son, but with a wig.
Stay classy, Ke$ha.
Average broad.
No way is this Ke$ha. There’s not nearly enough glitter on her.
Who the fuck lets somebody take a pic of them like this, let alone a celebrity?
This is on a whole other level compared to the average crotch shot or topless antics.
ugly. i bet bangbus would’nt allow her in.
The “I just got laid face”… Priceless!
Fuck this UFFIE rip off bitch!
Wow, the only thing more boring than her music is evidentally her sex life. Sad.
I dropped da H balm on my rizzo
This comment is full of win.
Its a fine line between music artist and trailer park trash
Aw damn…. she’s a fucking coal burner. Too fucking bad.
at least she’s working towards her career path in porn when the music business realizes her music is trash
Another no talent skank. 15 years ago she would’ve been working on the streets instead of on a stage. Amazing what you can achieve when you’re willing to spread your legs these days.
I was expecting something like bbq sauce on her face, and truthfully would rather have seen that than a talentless twat covered in splooge.
Looks more like skin discoloration.
another white girls needing a black cock to satisfy her , after the white mans small penis couldn’t do the job , lol