Apparently, it’s Hot Chicks Hawking Video Games Week on The Superficial. Thanks, looming holiday season! Today’s hot chick is rising British model Keeley Hazell who, according to Wikipedia, is “noted for her large, natural breasts (bra size 32E).” See, kids, learning is fun. On that note, If you’re curious as to what vehicle Keeley is posing next to, I have no frickin’ clue. Not really big into cars. (Read: My penis isn’t small. Ladies?)
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Who is this short twat?
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<3 real over fake, keeley > heidi.
the car is a bowler wildcat… you’ll find that on wikipedia, too…
I aspire to one day being known only for my large breast size. that’d be the day…
Come on honey smile and show those british chopppers!
her tits don’t even look that big here
Oh, her top says “Pacific Rift”. That’s disappointing. I thought it said “Pacific Rim” and she would be tonguing some Hawaian’s asshole.
Too bad her top lip looks like one of those false moustaches you get at joke stores too.
Her tits don’t look that big there but they are.
Do an image search
That car would be a land rover
(read: my brain isn’t small)
I am very disappointed with these. These are nothing like her Page 3 pictures.
Another hyped-up British mouse. Mousy hair, no muscle tone, short limbs – upper-lip looks drawn-on weird… I’m gonna go back to whacking off to pics of Manuela Arcuri. Google her. You won’t be sorry.
Black is for concealing aint it? that bra doesnt do a 32 E justice! what a shame!
I had to see what 32E looked like and I am glad I did. (link for all you other dorks that want to see)
Thank you Superficial for ending this pointless day with a bit of eye candy! (After those two other arse ugly Brits on the pages, I thought I was going to go blind)
Mmmmmm…. very nice! She’d look even better if she would rub off some of that black shit around her eyes………
Actually guys…. that car she’s posing with is not land rover or a bowler wildcat (although it is a bowler). Its a bowler Nemesis and based on a “range rover” not the land rover….. and it goes like stink! yes.. i am stuck at work with nothing better to do….
There’s a bootleg porn tape of her. Pretty cool!
Google keeley hazel halloween Topless…….& see Wat Size 32E is…..Super hawt
Google keeley hazel halloween Topless…….& see Wat Size 32E is…..Super hawt
@5 Claire, That is the first thing I think of when I think of you..
@19, Thanks, that was nice..
Scrawny legs, no torso and fake boobs pushed up around her chin. Shall we even bother mentioning the vast look of stupidity on her face?
Tits are for guys who miss their mother. All I want to do is bend her over the tailgate and buttfuck her. Looks like the kinda girl who’d squeal with delight with a cock in her ass.
They’re store-bought. Only her flacks and fartcatchers believe that they’re natural.
32E don’t look that big because they’re not. a 32E is the equivalent to 34D or 36C or 38B. See a pattern here, kids? Every time a band size goes down (32 is quite small,) you lose about an inch in the cup. So if you’re a 36D and can’t find your size, you can probably fit into a 38C. So an E sounds big, but you have to pay attention to the band size as well.
Yes, you can tell I worked at Victoria’s Secret.
There’s lots of rats down here
You can see the whites of their eyes
They got sharp teeth
Deep breath, and lots of diseases
Some vintage British punk for a not-so-vintage British sexpot.
not to mention that the number sizing is not the size of the actual breast. it’s like a waist size.
She is hot and sexy. She even uploaded her private sexy photos and videos at the millionaire & celebrity dating club ^^^^^^MillionaireLoving. C O M^^ ^^^^. She has a personal account there. She drives lots of guys crazy.
COMPARE THIS WITH EUROPEAN GIRLS, folks!!
(90 percent of americans are FAT & LAZY ASSES)
…………………………………STRANGE THEY’RE GOING DOWN?
“they” = THE U. S. A.!!
She’s got a home made porn out with that animal-penis guy.
no way she has 32E’s…i’m a 34DD and have a hard time squeezing them into t-shirts, let alone bikini tops (note: it can be done)
“no jiggy Heidi Klum – but she’ll do”
She’ll do for what ? Here’s some suggestions :
– Murder Rape
– Rape Murder (if you aren’t into necro)
– See what sorts of animals you can fit in her. Start with a hamster and upsize toward a goat.
– Fuck her, then ring her granddad to tell him.
– Fuck her granddad up the arse, then get her to tell you who you just fucked by sucking your cock.
– Intelligent conversation over a game of chess
Wow!
no way she is an E
no way in hell
#25
fuck VS
I went there and two separate women measured me and got two different sizes, none of them right. I’m a 32E and my tits are much bigger than that.
She is slender in build,hot.
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Something’s wrong with her face…Check out her earlier pics.
She looks like a legal Miley Cirus
Great babe!
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Not really relevant but i scored my brown wings last night, just thought i’d share.
Is it just me or is anyone else skeeved by that dissertation on bra sizes by #25? Who the f*** needs to know that except the old woman at Macys who sells bras?
An E cup? What? Those are Cs at most. WTF. o_O
I’m a 36C, and my tits look bigger than that. Plus, she is bow-legged.
Photoshop alert.
OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE IVANA TRUMP (mother) ! and are her breast as natural as her obvious nose job?
The boobs are definitely natural, I have implants, and can tell. This is what natural boobs look like, not Kim Kardashian’s lying ass. But not to be rude here, Im not getting the hype here…, not attractive at all. If I saw her walking down the street without all of this crazy makeup and hair, I wouldn’t think twice. meh at best.
Bring back Heidi!!!!!
Do an image search of this chick…. those tits are natural. And she’s cute…. 5’6″ of cute as hell. Total spinner.
what the fuck her lips look terrible. also, 32E has got to be bullshit. D, DD tops.
Killer fucking legs, WOW !!