Apparently, it’s Hot Chicks Hawking Video Games Week on The Superficial. Thanks, looming holiday season! Today’s hot chick is rising British model Keeley Hazell who, according to Wikipedia, is “noted for her large, natural breasts (bra size 32E).” See, kids, learning is fun. On that note, If you’re curious as to what vehicle Keeley is posing next to, I have no frickin’ clue. Not really big into cars. (Read: My penis isn’t small. Ladies?)
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BIATCH | November 6, 2008 at 5:57 pm
Who is this short twat?
grobpilot | November 6, 2008 at 5:57 pm
Hey
iwould | November 6, 2008 at 6:01 pm
<3 real over fake, keeley > heidi.
lgws | November 6, 2008 at 6:01 pm
the car is a bowler wildcat… you’ll find that on wikipedia, too…
claire | November 6, 2008 at 6:02 pm
I aspire to one day being known only for my large breast size. that’d be the day…
Rough Daddy | November 6, 2008 at 6:04 pm
Come on honey smile and show those british chopppers!
Jules | November 6, 2008 at 6:04 pm
her tits don’t even look that big here
blowhard | November 6, 2008 at 6:05 pm
Oh, her top says “Pacific Rift”. That’s disappointing. I thought it said “Pacific Rim” and she would be tonguing some Hawaian’s asshole.
Too bad her top lip looks like one of those false moustaches you get at joke stores too.
Anon | November 6, 2008 at 6:07 pm
Her tits don’t look that big there but they are.
Do an image search
smart | November 6, 2008 at 6:08 pm
That car would be a land rover
(read: my brain isn’t small)
Jesse | November 6, 2008 at 6:09 pm
I am very disappointed with these. These are nothing like her Page 3 pictures.
Yawn | November 6, 2008 at 6:09 pm
Another hyped-up British mouse. Mousy hair, no muscle tone, short limbs – upper-lip looks drawn-on weird… I’m gonna go back to whacking off to pics of Manuela Arcuri. Google her. You won’t be sorry.
Rough Daddy | November 6, 2008 at 6:20 pm
Black is for concealing aint it? that bra doesnt do a 32 E justice! what a shame!
Dork | November 6, 2008 at 6:24 pm
I had to see what 32E looked like and I am glad I did. (link for all you other dorks that want to see)
Thank you Superficial for ending this pointless day with a bit of eye candy! (After those two other arse ugly Brits on the pages, I thought I was going to go blind)
1moreidiotintheworld | November 6, 2008 at 6:25 pm
Mmmmmm…. very nice! She’d look even better if she would rub off some of that black shit around her eyes………
sc00by | November 6, 2008 at 6:28 pm
Actually guys…. that car she’s posing with is not land rover or a bowler wildcat (although it is a bowler). Its a bowler Nemesis and based on a “range rover” not the land rover….. and it goes like stink! yes.. i am stuck at work with nothing better to do….
Jonny D | November 6, 2008 at 6:47 pm
There’s a bootleg porn tape of her. Pretty cool!
MNG | November 6, 2008 at 7:03 pm
Google keeley hazel halloween Topless…….& see Wat Size 32E is…..Super hawt
MNG | November 6, 2008 at 7:06 pm
Google keeley hazel halloween Topless…….& see Wat Size 32E is…..Super hawt
Jimbo | November 6, 2008 at 7:35 pm
@5 Claire, That is the first thing I think of when I think of you..
Jimbo | November 6, 2008 at 7:37 pm
@19, Thanks, that was nice..
my comment | November 6, 2008 at 7:40 pm
Scrawny legs, no torso and fake boobs pushed up around her chin. Shall we even bother mentioning the vast look of stupidity on her face?
Parker | November 6, 2008 at 7:48 pm
Tits are for guys who miss their mother. All I want to do is bend her over the tailgate and buttfuck her. Looks like the kinda girl who’d squeal with delight with a cock in her ass.
Urbanspaceman | November 6, 2008 at 7:52 pm
They’re store-bought. Only her flacks and fartcatchers believe that they’re natural.
BreastExpert | November 6, 2008 at 8:20 pm
32E don’t look that big because they’re not. a 32E is the equivalent to 34D or 36C or 38B. See a pattern here, kids? Every time a band size goes down (32 is quite small,) you lose about an inch in the cup. So if you’re a 36D and can’t find your size, you can probably fit into a 38C. So an E sounds big, but you have to pay attention to the band size as well.
Yes, you can tell I worked at Victoria’s Secret.
Horatio | November 6, 2008 at 8:55 pm
There’s lots of rats down here
You can see the whites of their eyes
They got sharp teeth
Deep breath, and lots of diseases
Some vintage British punk for a not-so-vintage British sexpot.
i have bigger boobs than that and i am a c cup | November 6, 2008 at 9:33 pm
not to mention that the number sizing is not the size of the actual breast. it’s like a waist size.
grhhrt | November 6, 2008 at 9:56 pm
She is hot and sexy. She even uploaded her private sexy photos and videos at the millionaire & celebrity dating club ^^^^^^MillionaireLoving. C O M^^ ^^^^. She has a personal account there. She drives lots of guys crazy.
gerard Vandenberg | November 6, 2008 at 9:56 pm
COMPARE THIS WITH EUROPEAN GIRLS, folks!!
(90 percent of americans are FAT & LAZY ASSES)
…………………………………STRANGE THEY’RE GOING DOWN?
gerard Vandenberg | November 6, 2008 at 10:03 pm
“they” = THE U. S. A.!!
ImportTuner | November 6, 2008 at 11:58 pm
She’s got a home made porn out with that animal-penis guy.
cdawg | November 7, 2008 at 12:00 am
no way she has 32E’s…i’m a 34DD and have a hard time squeezing them into t-shirts, let alone bikini tops (note: it can be done)
tc | November 7, 2008 at 12:02 am
“no jiggy Heidi Klum – but she’ll do”
She’ll do for what ? Here’s some suggestions :
– Murder Rape
– Rape Murder (if you aren’t into necro)
– See what sorts of animals you can fit in her. Start with a hamster and upsize toward a goat.
– Fuck her, then ring her granddad to tell him.
– Fuck her granddad up the arse, then get her to tell you who you just fucked by sucking your cock.
– Intelligent conversation over a game of chess
CyberCucina Gourmet Foods | November 7, 2008 at 12:11 am
Wow!
jarred | November 7, 2008 at 12:25 am
no way she is an E
no way in hell
Nova | November 7, 2008 at 12:27 am
#25
fuck VS
I went there and two separate women measured me and got two different sizes, none of them right. I’m a 32E and my tits are much bigger than that.
terry | November 7, 2008 at 4:09 am
She is slender in build,hot.
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bob | November 7, 2008 at 4:18 am
Something’s wrong with her face…Check out her earlier pics.
Miaoudeminou | November 7, 2008 at 5:11 am
She looks like a legal Miley Cirus
Dan | November 7, 2008 at 7:22 am
Great babe!
http://babes2babes.net
Carson | November 7, 2008 at 7:53 am
Not really relevant but i scored my brown wings last night, just thought i’d share.
Parker | November 7, 2008 at 8:15 am
Is it just me or is anyone else skeeved by that dissertation on bra sizes by #25? Who the f*** needs to know that except the old woman at Macys who sells bras?
Duchess Of Dork | November 7, 2008 at 9:28 am
An E cup? What? Those are Cs at most. WTF. o_O
Perky | November 7, 2008 at 10:03 am
I’m a 36C, and my tits look bigger than that. Plus, she is bow-legged.
fearsarewishes | November 7, 2008 at 11:00 am
Photoshop alert.
ewww | November 7, 2008 at 11:33 am
OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE IVANA TRUMP (mother) ! and are her breast as natural as her obvious nose job?
e rock | November 7, 2008 at 12:58 pm
The boobs are definitely natural, I have implants, and can tell. This is what natural boobs look like, not Kim Kardashian’s lying ass. But not to be rude here, Im not getting the hype here…, not attractive at all. If I saw her walking down the street without all of this crazy makeup and hair, I wouldn’t think twice. meh at best.
Bring back Heidi!!!!!
norton | November 7, 2008 at 4:17 pm
Do an image search of this chick…. those tits are natural. And she’s cute…. 5’6″ of cute as hell. Total spinner.
gina | November 8, 2008 at 8:10 pm
what the fuck her lips look terrible. also, 32E has got to be bullshit. D, DD tops.
Sprmcandy | November 12, 2008 at 8:52 am
Killer fucking legs, WOW !!