Keanu Reeves supports Sandra Bullock. I think.

March 23rd, 2010 // 52 Comments

Because pretending there’s a bomb on a bus together is a bond that can never be broken, Us Magazine caught up with Keanu Reeves to see if he had any words of encouragement for the soon-divorced Sandra Bullock:

Asked if he has any well wishes for Bullock, 45, he told UsMagazine.com: “Yes, of course, I mean for everyone.”
Asked if he’s reached out to her, he kept his mouth closed and walked off.

I’m gonna go out on a limb here and assume Keanu Reeves has no fucking clue what’s going on. Either that or he apparently supports all sides of a situation involving Nazi-based infidelity which is probably the only marital argument where there’s a definitive loser and it’s Sandra Bullock’s vagina.

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  1. JuliusPeckers

    He still lost in the f***n matrix. NEOOOOOOOO!!!

  2. me2you

    I wish someone yelled out:

    ” Utah, get me 2!”

  3. Irene Barcelo

    Sometimes it is best to say nothing at all!

  4. MAstaPP

    When was Hugh Jackman replaced with Keanu Reaves?

  5. I AM AN FBI AGENT!

    “and get me 2 meatball subs”

  6. Nature's Candy

    God, I still love him.

    Also,

    @ no.5

    that remains the greatest movie he ever made. The Fast and the Furious was such a rip off.

  7. Derkah Derkah!

    Sandra should just close her eyes until it’s all okay again.

  8. CARLO

    Sandra is boring in her movies, and boring looking. I can’t pick a thing that is bad about her but nothing exciting either. She is pretty, successful, and boring…

    I’d cheat on her too…and she wouldn’t even look at a guy like me

  9. havoc

    He probably didn’t understand the question…..

    .

  10. Ted Theodore Logan

    Just an FYI…He’s been friends with Jesse for a long time too.

  11. NG

    This guy has a truly blank expression. There is nothing going on inside his head. Smart guy.

  12. Bone

    my beard grows in just like his, so I shave 2x a day

  13. bonhomey

    Maybe he thinks whatever he might have to say to Sandra would be best said to her, and not to some ass sticking a mike in his face. Just maybe.

  14. Bob

    his beard looks like a blind person having a seizure cut it with a blunt knife. it also looks thick as pubes.

  15. Dan

    I’m sure he knows exactly what’s going on. He’s always been one to keep away from the media. Once they asked him if he’s “reached out to her”, he probably just felt it was smarter to walk away before Star Magazine began printing “Keanu on the rebound for Sandra!”

  16. He probably didn’t understand the question…..He probably didn’t understand the question…..He probably didn’t understand the question…..

  17. his beard looks like a blind person having a seizure cut it with a blunt knife. it also looks thick as pubes.

  18. @ 11 – “I’m going to go ride my motorcycle in the dark with no headlights now.”

    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Demon%20Ride

  19. Nome King

    17 – You would think someone who loves him would tell him it looks ridiculous.

  20. patgraham3

    He doesn’t care what anyone thinks of him or his beard, or how he feels about things. Love him for being that way. He doesn’t owe the public a word.

  21. mafme

    Reeves upon hearing the news of James’s infidelity: “Whoa…”

  22. my beard grows in just like his

  23. hoo^^^^^^^^^^6……

  24. juice hag

    Dude does the guy never age?

    He’s looking way better at 40 – something than 20 – something Britney Spears or Lindsay Lohan.

  25. Trish

    Sandra Bullock boring?!! Are you kidding me. She has always seemed like a ridiculously fun person. A girl that wouldn’t mind rolling around in the hay…but in a really classy way;) I love Bullock and I think it sucks she is going through this. It happens to the best of us. Well…it never happened to me, but it could.

  26. eatme

    “…and I’m ted theodore logan, EXCELLENT!!!”

    god i love saying that :)

  27. <3 Him

    Why would he care about Sandra Bullock. He’s too cute, and she’s an old bat.

  28. Sandra Bullock is 45? Seriously? Huh, who knew?

  29. jungleluv

    Beard-challenged…

  30. Ally

    He looks so tired of life, tired of everything…

    Why Keanu Reeves isn’t dead yet is beyond me.

  31. he thinks whatever he might have to say to Sandra would be best said to he

  32. kronos251

    Ally stfu, that’s a shitty thing to say.. nobody knows wtf the dude feels right now..

    yea sure he been through the whole death thing (dead gf + baby) in the 90′s/00′s but i think hes over it now, just watch any youtube vids ‘Sandy and Keanu’ in 2006

    the blank look = F U media dickheads

    ‘closed his mouth and walked away’ = F U media dickheads

    aiight? jeez

  33. hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii jesse james

  34. Canoe? Canoe?

    Canoe has the acting range of a fish. His brain is on a blank channel (shshshshshshsh) anytime he is in public. He probably grows this pathetic excuse of a beard because he forgets how to shave and can only get one in a makeup trailer when he does a film. Why this guy is a Hollywood actor is beyond me. They say actors act with their eyes. He wore sunglasses for most of The Matrix, maybe that’s why it’s his main claim to fame?

  35. His face reminds me of the floor in a hair salon.

  36. captain america

    …………..HE SNIFFED SPERM. I think.

  37. Sharon

    No matter Keanu would have said to you would have been misinterpreted in some way. It was best he kept quiet and why should the world know what he is saying to his friends and what he is not. That’s between them and to be blunt…none of our business.

  38. Kristi L.

    Hey I’ve been in love with him for more than 20 years now and he’s still as hot as he was back then. Keanu I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!

  39. Kristi L.

    The media asked Keanu a stupid ass question about Sandra Bullock. Excuse me but why do you think he should respond to that? Its a personal and private matter that doesn’t involve him!!!!!!!!!

  40. reba

    I don’t care about any of this but I loved the lake house !!!!!!! I love Keanu love him love him, besides they are cute togeather, they are actors entertainers no more no less and human like the rest of us un-perfect souls. I love Sandy in all her movies her political views bore me to death,but no woman deserves what she got !!!!! NO WOMAN !!! But I wonder if this tatooed skank is friends with the last skank he divorced ????? A put up job ???? why doesn’t someone check that out ???? Keep strong Sandy & stay cute Keanu.

  41. tia

    keanu never would respond to a personal question like that which was posed to him. he doesn’t answer them when it deals with his own life -why would he answer it when it deals with someone elses??? Keanu is strictly-very strictly business when it comes to paps. He’ll talk your head off if its about a movie he is promoting-but personal questions-never has-never will answer those.

  42. tia

    keanu never would respond to a personal question like that which was posed to him. he doesn’t answer them when it deals with his own life -why would he answer it when it deals with someone elses??? Keanu is strictly-very strictly business when it comes to paps. He’ll talk your head off if its about a movie he is promoting-but personal questions-never has-never will answer those.

  43. Ashleigh

    They were SO great together in The Lake House! I hope he DOES comfort her — I think they’d be sweet together in real life, too…

  44. Ashleigh

    They were SO great together in The Lake House! I hope he DOES comfort her — I think they’d be sweet together in real life, too…

  45. Ashleigh

    They were SO great together in The Lake House! I hope he DOES comfort her — I think they’d be sweet together in real life, too…

  46. Mike Nike

    Go easy on the Keanu. He has admitted he is as dumb as a bag of nails and he has no idea what he would do if he didn’t act. But still………shave that stinky fucking hair patty off your face.

  47. Paula

    I think Neo should kick Jesse’s *ss for what he did to Sandy!!!!!

  48. fooyoo

    for all the dumb folks that haven’t figured it out yet – any words of encouragement he would offer would be private. duh! get a life and stop being so MAD that people won’t tell you all their business! everyone is not an attention hog.

  49. Thank you for your sharing.

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