Because pretending there’s a bomb on a bus together is a bond that can never be broken, Us Magazine caught up with Keanu Reeves to see if he had any words of encouragement for the soon-divorced Sandra Bullock:
Asked if he has any well wishes for Bullock, 45, he told UsMagazine.com: “Yes, of course, I mean for everyone.”
Asked if he’s reached out to her, he kept his mouth closed and walked off.
I’m gonna go out on a limb here and assume Keanu Reeves has no fucking clue what’s going on. Either that or he apparently supports all sides of a situation involving Nazi-based infidelity which is probably the only marital argument where there’s a definitive loser and it’s Sandra Bullock’s vagina.