Do you have any of that Sasquatch porn? Any of you? I hear you HOT!!!
i left the door wide open hoping something awesome might stroll through!
I downloaded some off Limewire once, schack. It was a woman doing a horse. I said WHOA!!!!!! hehe, get it?
was she in a harness or something?
Jesus H. Christ on his throne!!!
I stay at arm’s length for a week or so from the blog, and when I return I still see DamYell running around with her labia scraping across the pavement, having all of the nerve to correct the spelling in post #70, yet she says “you’re humor” in #64! What the flying hell are you thinking you idiotic twatwaffle? You have to be more stupid than Paris Hilton, and I thought that to be impossible.
And of course, Wally the Fake Richport Gumboot Pink Penis Ass Ferret is still trolling like he’s getting paid for it. Because he can’t live life on his own, but must steal the identities of 80 people on this site.
May you be struck dead in a collision with Keanu Reeves’ Porsche, after he mistakes you for a member of the “papaz”.
Will this SITE ever get better? Will somebody please close the goddamm hole in TYPEKEY!!
@ 97: SJTLQ: Is Sara Jean the Lilac Queen. She got the smack down of the century on these boards b4 the server crashed. JRZ could tell you how bad it was. She’s shut down every website and even her parents plead for her to be left alone already.
why don’t you wedgeone in that goddamned hole, yourself? or don’t you have the girth to fill it?
If using a penis to plug a security hole in software had any chance of working, I’d be the first in line to try it.
Instead I have to continue suffering in DamYell’s lack of humor & Wally’s terrible impersonations.
@106 refer to @108.
too bad you couldn’t add a gong sound effect to that attempt at the last laugh
HA! 107– You should see the crappy fashion advice SJTLQ spews out on her website..the fashionable housewife. I don’t got the link to it, but it’s highly hilarious.
To fake danielle,
Why don’t you stop impersonating me, you dumb cunt?
First of all, even a child in grade 3 knows the difference between tans and tan’s. Only an idiot would put an apostrophe in a word because it is plural. You aren’t an idiot now, are you “danielle”?
Secondly, using words like “KeanEWW” is just plain stupid. You failed at trying to be clever, and simply came off as a dolt.
In fact, you are failing at life. So back away from the keyboard, grab a snack, then shoot yourself in the face.
Nice try troll….ahem, maxi pad.
danielle, you shouldn’t be so hard on yourself. typos are typos. a slip of the finger! syntax and grammar, now those are usually a clear-cut case of error.
isn’t a sin tax something you pay to the church?
Oh dear God, I spelt tries wrong, you sure made a fool out of me Danielle…
Like I said, t-r-o-l-l.
Ya know, you get them from time to time when you’re famous.
Here’s hoping you get one in the future.
#101 – hahaha, that’s so damn true!!!
Actually I think you make valued points about the superficial users so I think I will retract what I said.
#117. lmao. and the anti-smoking campaign.
oh jiimbo………………….where are you?
#119 danYELL, you assume I’m the only one who thinks you’re not funny. I don’t need to troll you, you set yourself up on your own. Famous? Babe, in yer dreams.
I am right here, where are you?
how can you be here when i’m here?
Bitch please. It’s you. And if it isn’t, who gives a shit?
Don’t call me babe, I prefer danYELL.
Schack, look behind you!!!
you know he’s over when he’s driving a porsche that’s over 10 years old. fag!
plus he’s the worst actor EVER.
hey look, I’m over here.
I should just go and get the popcorn ready. Looks like veggi and JimHo are about to have a Fuckfest. Nah….
I’ll just watch National Geographic instead.
#131 Gonna compare naturals?
that might get us in the mood :)
my crotch smells like semen
That is a good idea. go check out what your relatives are doing. I think you will find your missing plates
ah! Good one neo max!
i want some popcorn
I’d rather be related to you dear. No wait…
Works for me:)
anyone wanna see CGI porn?
What the FUCK?!? Why do people get on here just to hey cunt bitch people? Hmmmmm….I was joking before about starting to drink early, but since I regularly visit the liquor store on my lunch break, I happen to have a bottle outside in my Lexus (aka crappy ass minivan)…I’ll put some in my big gulp sprite. See? YOU GUYS ARE DRIVING ME TO DRINK!!! Just kiddin, I don’t need an excuse…
Maybe if the stupid paparazzi got out of the way then they wouldn’t fucken get hit! Idiots.
I don’t think there is any truth to this but apparently he is involved with Jennifer Anniston at the moment. Over here we have a mag call “Womans Day” and the story is on the front cover! Anyone else know of this?????? Probably bullshit.
I want some vodka too!!! Share Frist!
Are you still out there Veggi?
He went on his lunch break.
of course I’m here. Trying to record a commercial, and you’ve helped me with my sexy voice…
Fine…DRINKS ARE ON ME!!!!! I bought 3 limes, club soda and now that my sprite is gone, we can use the ice, so who’s got a muddler? Mine’s at home.
in the meantime, i’m gonna figure out why i smell like semen. maybe buy some cigs and vodka if it takes too long.
I don’t want to click on the link, I don’t want to click on the link. No!!!!!!!!!!!
I am glad to be of service:) Any other service I can preform?
Did you click on the link? They block that link here at work
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