Keanu Reeves runs over the paparazzi

March 20th, 2007 // 208 Comments
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  1. danielle

    @49.

    I posted at 47. End of discussion.

  2. Jiimbo

    Come on Danielle, tell us how natural you are.

  3. danielle

    I’m naturally me bitch, now move the hell on.

  4. veggi

    Unnatural thoughts, like a tan?

  5. Jiimbo

    Much better than a tan

  6. Jiimbo

    Danielle, We all knew you were a bitch and I will move the hell on when ever I please.

  7. danielle

    Lovely play on words dear but, do ME a favor and….

    Tell us what species you’re NATURALLY from. Hmmm?

  8. veggi

    Man, just when things were getting spicy, I have to go… but Jiimbo, don’t think you’re getting off that easy….

    ;)

  9. Jiimbo

    I’ll bet you are naturally from the planet Uranus

  10. Jiimbo

    I will be here giving Danielle shit.

  11. danielle

    You couldn’t give me shit if you took a box of stool softeners.

    Dream on.

  12. Jiimbo

    You are now where close to a dream. I would love to take a box of stool softeners if I knew it was all going to you. I bet you would get off on that.

  13. PrettyBaby

    I’d give Keanu a rimjob just to revel in the funk.

  14. danielle

    Thats nowhere, dumbass.

    How about *getting off * the fish because, you’re humor is non-existent.

  15. Jiimbo

    What is “nowhere” you dumb bitch? I am no where near your stinky fish smelling snatch so there is nothing to be “getting off” of

  16. Fish Shack

    *ORDER UP, ORDER UP!*
    danielle, your Boston Steamer is ready!

  17. jrzmommy

    Semen Encrusted Snatch order to go for DanYELL!!

  18. danielle

    Nowhere as in an insignificant place, as in “not anywhere”.

    Now, let’s rephrase what your dumbass said:

    “You are now where close to a dream”.

    Explain to ME what a *now where* is.

    Come on…you can do it.

    @66.

    Classy.

  19. Jiimbo

    Jrzmommy, Do you really think something had sex with that? EEEEWWWWWW

  20. guymorgan

    It is almost cute the way danielle trys to be witty and clever.

  21. neo_maxie_zoom_dweebie

    danYELL is qualified to comment on humor like virgins are qualified to judge fucking.

  22. jrzmommy

    #71 – so…didn’t get that judging gig, huh?

  23. jrzmommy

    Yes, her kids have about 4 or 5 different daddys.

  24. neo_maxie_zoom_dweebie

    #72 Nice try, Wally. Thanks for playing.

  25. danielle

    @70.

    That’s *tries* dear. Damn.

    And what in the fuck’s sake is going on here?

    I’m chatting with JimHo and maxi pad, jizzdispenser and an unknown fan just pop outta *nowhere*.

    Take notes JimHo.

  26. jrzmommy

    Hmmm….wonder how I did that—posting two posts simultaneously……Troooollll? You have some ‘splaining to do!!!

  27. whitegold

    #76 – I hope #72 was you and #73 was your troll…#72 was much funnier.

    But anyways…so who here really thinks that the pap was just innocently minding his business, snapping some photos, when the evil KR came crashing down upon him in his car? Oh please. KR was probably in the middle of trying to back out of his parking spot, moving rather slowly, when this pap jumped out from around the corner and tried to take a pic. the pap bumped in to his car and then decided to drop on the ground and complain that he was in such pain and was badly hit. I think he was hoping some sort of lawsuit could come out of this.

  28. FRIST!!!

    Is it wrong to start drinking this early? I mean it IS after noon….
    And I AM still at work…..
    Eh…what the hell

  29. Jiimbo

    I apologize Danielle, I was having so much fun giving you shit. I thought you misspelled a word. It was just a natural mistake

  30. jrzmommy

    No, alas, I’ve disappointed you whitegold. The Real Jrzmommy commented on the number of babydaddies.

  31. danielle

    @80.

    Lay off the Children’s Tylenol hu.

  32. danielle

    The number of babby daddies that YOU have?….or your mother?

  33. jrzmommy

    Gossipmeter.com is a cult that will try to get you to do animal porn.

  34. jrzmommy

    Now that’s a scathing comeback.

  35. Sheva

    Guy looks like a serial killer.

  36. Jiimbo

    Sounds like a fun place Jrzmommy

  37. FRIST!!!

    Really??? I love animal porn!!!
    Sorry, that was the vodka talking…

  38. schack

    have you ever considered changing your name, danielle. it seems like, whenever you post, the same conversation with the same 4 people happens. i guess you must like it?

  39. schack

    i wanna see some animal porn… i don’t know where to find it!

  40. whitegold

    #81 – aww, it makes me sad when you disappointment me and don’t live up to your usual high standards…but at least your comment was still better than that killer insult in #83.

    On an unrelated note, does gossipmeter really believe the best way to draw people in to their site is to piss them off with spam? Any curiosity I may have had in checking it out has been overcome by my annoyance for their “promotional” techniques. Oh well, guess that’s my loss, right (and everyone else on here that agrees with my sentiment)?

  41. danielle

    @89.

    Well duh, why the hell else would I come on here?

  42. danielle

    Go away 2k, please.

  43. schack

    whitegold- i agree with you on the paris post! i accidentally wrote the wrong number. i totally get it. money is only potential power

  44. NotANiceGirl

    SJTLQ’s website recommended coming to a site like this and pissing people off to guarantee hits to your site. It didn’t work out so well for her. gossipmeter.com should take a lesson!

  45. jrzmommy

    Sasquatch porn.

  46. schack

    who is SLTLQ?

  47. p911gt10c

    “HollyJ said: He and his sister are Lebanese/American citizens of Irish/Portuguese/Chinese/Hawiian ancestory. ”

    Nice try, he’s maintains a Canadian citizenship and grew up/lives in Toronto.

  48. danielle

    What the hell is it with you and squash? Geesh, find a corner and fuck it already.

  49. YouRang

    Hi 90
    Ask your mom where she works. Problem solved. Sorry Schack, You left the door wide the fuck open, I had to. I will now change my name to avoid the Hatfield VS McCoy battle that would otherwise begin.

  50. schack

    in america we have a rule: famous canadians become americans upon becoming famous

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