Keanu Reeves runs over the paparazzi
March 20th, 2007 // 208 Comments
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didey23 | March 20, 2007 at 10:35 am
whoa!!
HollyJ | March 20, 2007 at 10:37 am
Second?
He’s clearly been hanging out with Matt McC
didey23 | March 20, 2007 at 10:39 am
the guy probably deserved it. I feel no pity for paparazzi. If he wasn;t behind the car in the first place he wouldn’t havegot hit.
Jiimbo | March 20, 2007 at 10:39 am
Check out those legs.
HollyJ | March 20, 2007 at 10:39 am
Is that a shot of cough syrup in his hand?
didey23 | March 20, 2007 at 10:40 am
He looks much berrter clean shaven. The grizzly Adams look is not very appealing.
BarbadoSlim | March 20, 2007 at 10:40 am
That piece of shit pap better pay for any damage to that sweet Carrera 4. And if he’s dead, his family better pay for it.
Porsche, Excellence was expected.
danielle | March 20, 2007 at 10:40 am
Looks to me like KeanEWW got hit by them.
veggi | March 20, 2007 at 10:40 am
Yay Ted! Or was he Bill?
roselynnerae | March 20, 2007 at 10:40 am
He’s more concerened with his Porsche than with the paparazzo he ran over.
lambman | March 20, 2007 at 10:41 am
I like that his Porsche is from the same year people stopped caring about anything he did.
HollyJ | March 20, 2007 at 10:41 am
Believe it or not, it’s still illegal to run over people with your car, even if you don’t like them.
DrPhowstus | March 20, 2007 at 10:42 am
Wow, he sure has let himself go since the Matrix 4 was turned down by the studio.
almostfamous | March 20, 2007 at 10:42 am
haha he just hit a guy and he’s checking his car. the only reason he hit the guy is because he knew no one would bother publishing the pictures if he didn’t
BarbadoSlim | March 20, 2007 at 10:46 am
We are gonna start caring about fucking scumbag paparazzi now?
fuck’em
veggi | March 20, 2007 at 10:47 am
SAFE parking only is the sign behind his head.
Dude, it said safe parking. Why was I to think any different? Come on Ted, lets travel through time. Excellent!
jager2ways | March 20, 2007 at 10:47 am
Things are afoot at the Circle K.
Spindoc | March 20, 2007 at 10:51 am
#11 lambman
Ok, that was fucking funny.
As for the picture, I didn’t know that BJ and the Bear was still filming.
schack | March 20, 2007 at 11:05 am
bwaaahhhhhhhh haaaaaaaaaabaaaahhhhhhhh
schack | March 20, 2007 at 11:10 am
the virtue of the devil is in his loins, and the virtue of his loins is in his car…
DrunkBlogger | March 20, 2007 at 11:13 am
Good for him
youtuberoast dot cahm
D'oh Eyes | March 20, 2007 at 11:18 am
What is that brown gash-looking thing in his shin? Or is it just dirt that he hasn’t bothered to scrub off?
jrzmommy | March 20, 2007 at 11:26 am
I think he looks hot. Not Earl hot, or even Wally hot, but still pretty hot.
alaskanchicsickle | March 20, 2007 at 11:29 am
Sorry, can’t feel bad for the pap, they bring it upon themselves; the idiot probably popped out from behind another car to get a pic, and Keanu didn’t see him.
Keanu looks scruffy, but cute. I want to take him home and groom him.
veggi | March 20, 2007 at 11:30 am
I’d so take him to pleasure town. Just not let him talk….
jrzmommy | March 20, 2007 at 11:30 am
Ok, this is getting weird now…schack, last night I had a dream about your loins.
imran karim | March 20, 2007 at 11:32 am
okk
julyper | March 20, 2007 at 11:34 am
AAAH!!! His legs!!! Too white!!!
I like him though.
FRIST!!! | March 20, 2007 at 11:36 am
#22 The gash is from when I got super pissed at the dial-up here at the office and grabbed my machetti and went nuts at the 7-11 parking lot down the street. I swear I didn’t mean to hurt him, he just got too close when we were both practicing our Matrix moves…
schack | March 20, 2007 at 11:36 am
hah! you didn’t have to tell ME that, mommy
scienceguy | March 20, 2007 at 11:38 am
I think one day each year celebrities should be given permits to hunt down paparazzis. The first day of spring seems an ideal time.
FRIST!!! | March 20, 2007 at 11:51 am
Turns out he’s not as flexible as he looks in his movies.
p911gt10c | March 20, 2007 at 11:56 am
WOA WOA WOA, LET’S PRIORITIZE HERE PEOPLE!
First things first: How badly damaged is the Porsche and how can the pap. pay for it??
guymorgan | March 20, 2007 at 11:58 am
Do you have these photos of the starbucks dumpster? Can you give me the torrent?!, omg thank you.
I remember him being in a film version of Much ado about nothing, he was crap.
lickmybutt | March 20, 2007 at 11:59 am
these photos arent even from the incident. it says the incident happened at 8:45 p.m. and its still daylight out in those pix. plus it says he was parallel parked and in those pix he is not. LAME.
once again… wouldnt the paps actually have pictures of the incident?
HollyJ | March 20, 2007 at 12:01 pm
His dad, from Hawaii, picked up an English showgirl while he was in Beirut. The showgirl ended up being Keanu’s MOM. Hooker!! Keanu and his sis were both born in Beirut BTW.
He and his sister are Lebanese/American citizens of Irish/Portuguese/Chinese/Hawiian ancestory.
For god’s sake, doesn’t anyone stay put and breed locally?
leo | March 20, 2007 at 12:05 pm
Something doesn’t add up here. Someone wanna try to explain how he can be inspecting his Porsche in broad daylight “…after the jump” that you claim occurred at 8:45″pm”….???
veggi | March 20, 2007 at 12:07 pm
His band really rocks though…. NOT! hahahahahaha. I couldn’t help using the worthless 80′s retarded humor.
Jiimbo | March 20, 2007 at 12:11 pm
There has got to be something better than this out there. Even the so called picture of Lindsay’s snacth is more entertaining than Keanu running over some stupid paparazzo.
Please bring back the pictures of Britney going crazy with the umbrella or the picture of Fergies bathing suite going up her ass.
Hey Veggi, can I dream about you tonight?
veggi | March 20, 2007 at 12:12 pm
of course. I drempt I was at work all last night. Then got up and went to work…. anything would be better than that.
Dan | March 20, 2007 at 12:13 pm
First.
Jiimbo | March 20, 2007 at 12:14 pm
Veggi,
I have a better dream for you
veggi | March 20, 2007 at 12:18 pm
Oh, J to the double i mbo, you dirty little thing. Are we having an affair?
NotANiceGirl | March 20, 2007 at 12:19 pm
Do you think they’ll add how to run over the paps to the Keanue Reeve’s film class @ the Art Center College of Design in Pasadena?
HughJorganthethird | March 20, 2007 at 12:19 pm
How the fuck can you be that pasty white when you live in fucking California ?I live in the fucking arctic, right now anyway, and I’ve got a better tan than that.
Jiimbo | March 20, 2007 at 12:20 pm
I won’t tell if you won’t
danielle | March 20, 2007 at 12:23 pm
Tan’s aren’t natural.
veggi | March 20, 2007 at 12:25 pm
I’d TAN his hide, and yours J!
Jiimbo | March 20, 2007 at 12:28 pm
How the hell do you figure that Danielle? If you go out into the sun light, you skin turns brown. That is nature at work
Are you a all natural girl? Do you still have that 70′s bush?
Jiimbo | March 20, 2007 at 12:30 pm
Don’t tease me Veggi!!! You are giving me very unnatural thoughts