If you shower him, he’d lose about 10% of his weight. I have to confess, I walked by him on the street the other day and accidentally dropped a few quarters in his coffee cup. He was not happy, and kept mumbling about being “The One”. I need to stop equating fingerless gloves and overall dirtiness with vagabonds…
#20 – I was thing EXACTLY the same thing…
First of all, why does that damned TypeKey let me check a box that says “Sign me in for two weeks” and then never signs me in for two weeks, not even two days? Stupid.
Second, Keanu Reeves needs a bath. He needs to come over to my place and I will bathe him. Then I would love him long time, because he’s the sweetest, sexiest motherfucker in Hollywood. Then I would have his babies….sigh.
Looks like he was inside drinking coffee somewhere and some publicicst type said “come outside and take a photo with this dipshit” and he said “um totally but can I bring the java?” And of course he could. He looks like he’s going off to smoke a bowl. He looks great.
Whenever I see this dude I think of that hideous movie Speed. “Whoa” or whatever he likes to say.
I am disappointed at the lack of hot guys on here. Gay Jake Gyllenhal and Fucking Keanu Reaves. Where’s Mark Wahlberg, Al Pacino or even Brad the Ego Pitt? Even Nick Lachey would be alright. Whatever, I am going back to the love of my 3 Bosses. Bye-Bye.
#22 Yes Asshat you are 100% correct, I got my hopes up that I’d be signed on and then…nothin’
What is with guys growing these scraggly beards… They. Are. Not. Attractive.
#22, #25 – TypeKey is Racist! (and Easy to hack!)
Where’s the picture of him cleaning windshields?
What’s really funny is that he is still worth about $100 million, and I still very fucking jealous of that. Anyone other than the Olsen twins say different, well, they are liars.
The Matrix has been renamed Atari 2600.
Well, I feel bad for Michael J. Fox, but we can tell that Keanu does not have Parkinsons disease……He actually got to drink the coffee, not wear it………
I love this man. He has gone through the ringer in his life and might have actually achieved some sort of depth, which is difficult in this day and age. He is one beautiful man.
I think that cup is for his monkey.
That about sums that up.
Maybe I’m crazy but I think he looks hot. Then again I like them dirty and unshaven. MMmmm.
homeless-looking, grunge-like… nevermind. i’d still do him big time!!
he’s in NY. My cousin saw him last week in the Time Warner lobby – they made eye contact. She felt he was “electric” – meaning, she thinks he might have pooped his pants when he saw her. But hey – they might start dating anyway.
He should really rethink tucking his pants into the front of his shoes.
What?? Why on earth would he want to fuck his pants in front of his shoes? If only to traumatize or embarass them, or show them whos boss; that would make sense then.
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