First! Haha! I guess it’s getting tougher for him to find work in Hollywood these days.
Keanu is WAY too casual, man! If he was at a protest rally, cops would beat him about the head and shoulders long before they realized who he was!
Hell, by the looks of him, cops might do it anyway…
I heard he was very close to landing the lead role in Pinocchio but his performance wasn’t wooden enough. Sad.
He’s taking ‘My Name is Earl’ chic a bit far I think. But after you get kicked out of Starbucks a few times – you learn to dress a bit better…so I’ve heard…
And I thought this dude was sexy back in the 90
Strange fucking dude.
maybe he wasn’t the chosen one after all.
Give him a shave and a thorough scrubbing and I bet he’s a heck of a lot of fun in the sack!
And I’ve heard from legitimate sources that he smells as good as he looks…bleh…
victoria is a weirdo. yes. it’s true.
he’s giving you full time “neo” fashions. you know how they do it outside the matrix. don’t act brand new.
Obviously he’s depressed. Didn’t he lose his pregnant fiance in a car crash a couple of years ago? Poor guy.
He seriously reminds me of the homeless prophet in “Life or Something Like It” with Angelina Jolie. Pull yourself together Keanu! You still have a chance!
Wow, I kept TRYING to think of some reason he may be looking this way (movie role? doubtful)and be able to defend my hunky Keanu… and I am at a loss. I used to think he was hot… now I am just stumped…
At least Keanu doesn’t feel the need to rub our poverty in our faces by insisting on carrying a tea cup poodle as an accessory and the latest $20000000 bag by Hermes. I think he is one of the last sane people left in Hollywood. At least he looks like you and I, and not some plastic bimbo who can’t even tell chicken from tuna.
I wonder if he cares about our opinions?
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He’s just pretending to be homeless so he can turn gay tricks.
He loves the cock almost as much as Jake does, but not nearly so much as Tom does.
Hate to break it to you all, but he’s obviously on set. Keanu – you had me at Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure…….(sigh)
Long-rumored to have been the one who started River Phoenix’s drug habit when they worked together on “My Own Private Idaho”,
Keanu had dumped the Jennifer Syme, then found out she was pregnant. The baby girl, Ava, was stillborn. The couple split for good afyerwards. Two years later, Jennifer died in a car accident being thrown out the windshield without wearing a seatbelt. Also, Keanu’s sister, Kim, has been battling leukemia for several years. A black cloud for Keanu indeed.
He looks like a college professor.
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