Keanu Looking Dapper
It appears that things haven’t been going too well for Keanu Reeves. The last couple Matrix movies were godawful, and then Constantine didn’t really do anything. And now…well now he looks like this. Either he’s shooting a new, helmet-themed movie or he has a twin brother with Down Syndrome. In either case, I’m curious to know what it is he’s drinking. I don’t think it’s happy juice.