Good Morning, Kayla Swift Bikini Photos, And Other News

There is no Scarlett Johansson. Only Zuul. [Lainey Gossip]

Kanye’s sick of this Illuminati bullshit. [Fishwrapper]

Patrick Dempsey has gone full Heigl. [Dlisted]

I didn’t even make it past the first photo. [theCHIVE]

Go ahead and mark whoever took the #KylieJennerLipChallenge for sterilization. A van will be around shortly. [The Frisky]

Kelly Brook’s breasts are glistening. [WWTDD]

Anna Faris in a bikini. [Egotastic!]

Michelle Bachmann: “Obama just caused the rapture.” [Death and Taxes]

Nina Agdal belongs in a bikini. [Hollywood Tuna]

Blake Lively’s breasts are definitely set to “Promote.” [Popoholic]

Elsa Hosk is an official Victoria’s Secret Angel. [DrunkenStepfather]

Photos: FameFlynet