Katy Perry’s sweaty boobs at Coachella

April 19th, 2010 // 50 Comments

Katy Perry took her giant breasts to Coachella over the weekend where I can only assume she waved them at dirty hippies who realized they should probably take a shower and try to touch woman’s breasts. I’m sorry, let me rephrase that, touch women’s breasts that aren’t covered in mud and ten hours of talking about how if toddlers smoked weed they’d cure cancer with their “lovebeams.”

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  1. DOug Doug

    Frist!

  2. Jason

    Smoking is always good for a singer.

  3. Cicero

    Weed kills cancer, I’m not kidding Harvard studies have shown that THC encourages programmed cell death and shrinks tumors.

  4. Valerie

    That’s a cool little outfit. Glad she’s changed up her earlier, stupid styles.

  5. pimp

    i’d like to fuck her in the mouth…

  6. xylus

    I think we can all approve of Katy Perry showing up to a music festival and NOT performing….

  7. afjoisjfoij

    Wow, they’re pretty astronomical.

  8. Smoke / pokes.

    Hi, you dirty little whore…. let’s fuck.

  9. Erica

    Oh, she smokes. No wonder she can’t sing. I saw her a couple years ago at the Vans Warped Tour and this broad can’t sing even if her life depended on it.

  10. Timo

    this talentless twat has to show off those jugs so we don’t notice her face.

  11. Rhett

    those tatties might be big, but they’ve got russell Brand’s dried jizz all over them. Damaged goods.

  12. wtf

    Why the fuck is she wearing that ridiculous outfit? It’s Coachella. Wear a t-shirt and jeans for fuck’s sake!

  13. dostum sen supersin guzel

  14. doogie

    She has sex with a dirty heroin addict that has admitted to being in orgies.

    What does that say about her?

  15. Jesus Christ

    @14

    That she’s an upstanding person in her community with the highest moral integrity and self-respect?

  16. Chinny

    11 and 14 are acting like Katy was begging to fuck them and those are the reasons they turned her down.

    Somehow, I don’t think that scenario actually happened, nor will it ever happen.

    Also, nice tits.

  17. K

    boobs not looking as big as usual, WTF?

  18. Linestepper

    I was gonna say I would lick the sweat off of those titties until I saw her smoking. They would taste like ashtray residue. Yeah, I hate cigarettes that much. Not that you care or anything. I’m just saying. They smell. And I’m allergic to them. Not titties, cigarettes. Well maybe Katy’s boobs smell, and I’m probably allergic to them too. But I was talking about cigarettes. Mostly. Just so you know.

    …back to my crack pipe.

  19. Vikar

    She is superhot and likes to get longstroked.

  20. Crabby Old Guy

    Deep thoughts:

    1. Katy smokes – so she probably has no issue sucking cock. That’s a plus. because it’s a “double-win”: You can throat fuck her and she can’t talk or sing while you’re doing it.

    2. She simply should show her tits. We’ll be happy for a few minutes, then remember that we’ve seen better elsewhere and move on. But, at least we can check looking at her knockers off of that mental “to do” list – thus she’s be giving us more pleasure than she ever had singing.

    Yeah, I think that’s about it.

    Unless she wants to come out and say she also fucked Tiger Woods – because, come on, how many women haven’t?

  21. Neorules2112

    Like to fuck her in the ass and then the mouth, then spew on those monster sweater puppies ..

  22. Truth

    Important lesson for us all. Boobs > Talent, also Boobs > Face.

  23. Fati87

    Excuse me but those aren’t gigantic. They are above average.

  24. freak

    big boobs? where?

  25. hamburgernuts

    @1-24 shut the fuck up

  26. mosquito

    She’s a lying whore! Those are not DD’s!! My ass

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  28. turd da third

    nice tummy, she works out, but hasn’t gone too far with it. Beats the hell out of that snookie pos

  29. Gweb

    Her boobs don’t look sweaty.

  30. It is connatural and definitely not astonishing if you wager Katy Perry around in her quirky outfits since she’s ever been famous for such. What is astonishing if you wager her in a very grace and elegant meet same what you wager on this shot. Known a pop rocker, Katy Perry Seems has another career as shown on this photo– an duty lady, Since she looks so sophisticated

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  33. Well maybe Katy’s boobs smell, and I’m probably allergic to them too. But I was talking about cigarettes. Mostly. Just so you know.

  34. Well maybe Katy’s boobs smell, and I’m probably allergic to them too. But I was talking about cigarettes. Mostly. Just so you know.

  35. A wonderful article. In my life, I have never seen a man be so selfless in helping others around him to get along and get working.

  36. captain america

    russell & her person make a nice couple:
    ………………………TWO LOSERS EXTRAORDINARY, folks!!

  37. Caity

    ” if toddlers smoked weed they’d cure cancer with their “lovebeams.”

    Hahaha, you’re a riot.

  38. Jesse

    Can this attention whore ever cover up her breasts…EVER? I love women like this, look at me look at me I have breasts, please stare at me..

  39. Jesse

    Can this attention whore ever cover up her breasts…EVER? I love women like this, look at me look at me I have breasts, please stare at me..

  40. Darth

    What’s up with her belly? I mean,it does look like her lower body did turn around.

  41. Rhialto

    Did she forget to take off the outfit from the night before?

  42. bimbamboing

    It’s hard to tell what she wants.Two beer or a smoke?

  43. yayo

    she has no hips, sure is a boring laid.

  44. And now she smokes, too. Is there no end to the disappointment?

    Please go away Katy. Leave your boobies on the coffee table.

  45. Jessie

    Ugh she’s SUCH a butterface. Keep smoking Katy. Gross.

    Russel is hot and can do tons better!

  46. jazmiina

    I’m SURE she’s much better looking than any of you! i think she’s gorgeous. If you’ve got it.. flaunt it! is what i say. Why not! she’s done well for herself and she’s got a good personality too, good on her! …. anyone who calls her ugly must be seriously hot stuff…. or in denial. I would say “option B” … just my opinion.

  47. MicroTit Detector

    KATY PERRY DOES NOT HAVE BIG BOOBS! THOSE ARE SMALL TITS!! MOST OVERHYPED SAGGY SMALL PAIR EVER!

  48. tozzififteen

    From my personal experience. Almost 20 years ago I went to a strip club, got trashed, paid $50 and took my turn (probably number 7 of 10 dudes on the evening) fucking this 19 year old stripper with humongous knockers. I was just the only dumbass that shot my load in her. When the test results came back I had started a family. Don’t feel bad or make fun though. She squirted out the kid, stripped for 12 more years, did about 2,000 more $50 fucks (with 2,000 guys smart enough to pull out) and “she” paid off our 1st house in 15 years.
    To make a long story longer. I’m sorry but one of my wife’s tits are as big as Katy’s pair. Those are no DD’s

  49. Commented on this photo:

    LOL she’s probably saying in her mind “Hey,stop looking at my breast”

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