Katy Perry’s cleavage at Paris Fashion Week

The Superficial | October 6, 2009 - 2:26 pm

Katy Perry attended the Yves Saint Laurent Spring Summer 2010 fashion show in Paris last night, and clearly set her tits to “Nobody look at whatever the hell I have on.” Which worked. She could have the exact location of Osama Bin Laden tattooed on her face and I’d still be able to pass a polygraph if somebody asked where he was.

CIA: You didn’t notice it tattooed on Katy Perry’s face?
ME: Why would anyone in there right mind ever look there?
CIA: …. You’re free to go.

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