Katy Perry attended the Yves Saint Laurent Spring Summer 2010 fashion show in Paris last night, and clearly set her tits to “Nobody look at whatever the hell I have on.” Which worked. She could have the exact location of Osama Bin Laden tattooed on her face and I’d still be able to pass a polygraph if somebody asked where he was.
CIA: You didn’t notice it tattooed on Katy Perry’s face?
ME: Why would anyone in there right mind ever look there?
CIA: …. You’re free to go.
Based on a true story.