Katy Perry’s cleavage at Paris Fashion Week

Katy Perry attended the Yves Saint Laurent Spring Summer 2010 fashion show in Paris last night, and clearly set her tits to “Nobody look at whatever the hell I have on.” Which worked. She could have the exact location of Osama Bin Laden tattooed on her face and I’d still be able to pass a polygraph if somebody asked where he was.

CIA: You didn’t notice it tattooed on Katy Perry’s face?
ME: Why would anyone in there right mind ever look there?
CIA: …. You’re free to go.

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