Katy Perry’s breasts made it out and other news

- Brangelina use the DGAs to pretend they don’t throw children at each other behind closed doors.[Lainey Gossip]

- Christina Aguilera’s breasts not getting smaller is the most important news item you will read today. Unless someone hot wears a bikini later. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Aubrey O’Day defies all odds by scoring an invite to the Grammys Brunch. Whatever the fuck that is. [Just Jared]

- Elton John apparently helped Donatella Versace get off drugs. Okay, sure. [PopEater]

- Rip Torn is a kickass drunk. I seriously mean that. [Celebslam]

- Tila Tequila deleted her Twitter account which can only mean she’s shrunk herself into our cellular signals. Abandon Earth! [Amy Grindhouse]

- Kristen Bell just made everyone who saw When in Rome believe in justice again. [The Blemish]

- Taylor Lautner partied with Lindsay Lohan? HAHAHAHA! Enjoy your new career, Wilmer Valderrama: Take Two. [PopSugar]

- Beyonce stole Rihanna’s dress last night? Is this because she banged Jay-Z? How else is the man supposed to seal record contracts? Notarized signatures? Get outta here. [Bossip]

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