Katy Perry attended Jay-Z’s 9/11 Concert on Friday night, and much to my penis’ dismay, revealed she has a stairwell from an old haunted house between her breasts. Fun Fact: If you squint hard enough you can see Shaggy and Scoobs parking the Mystery Machine next to her nipple. ZOINKS!
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Audrina Patridge Wore A Bikini Again And Other News |
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And Now For The Part of Cannes Where Michelle Rodriguez Wears A Bikini And Jumps Off Things |
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Kelly Brook Wore A Bikini, Too |
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Daisy Fuentes In A Bikini Is 3 Years Older Than Gabrielle Anwar, Looks Way Better |
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Dear Gabrielle Anwar In A Bikini, WHAT HAPPENED? |
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She BANGS, she BANGS! Still holding my breath for nip exposure . . . for now excerpts from SNL & California Gurls will suffice 4 *FAP*. ^_^
What those people said about the material and how it looks on camera . . . I still suspect Katy’s tits are cosmetically enhanced, even though she says otherwise. Whether or not they’re totally real, I’d still rip my pipe through each one before she could call me her Teenage Dream.