Katy Perry’s breasts have turned on us

Katy Perry attended Jay-Z’s 9/11 Concert on Friday night, and much to my penis’ dismay, revealed she has a stairwell from an old haunted house between her breasts. Fun Fact: If you squint hard enough you can see Shaggy and Scoobs parking the Mystery Machine next to her nipple. ZOINKS!

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