Katy Perry attended Jay-Z’s 9/11 Concert on Friday night, and much to my penis’ dismay, revealed she has a stairwell from an old haunted house between her breasts. Fun Fact: If you squint hard enough you can see Shaggy and Scoobs parking the Mystery Machine next to her nipple. ZOINKS!
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amanda | September 13, 2009 at 2:53 pm
thats just te reflection off the weird sheer cloth
dont worry, her boobs havnt deserted you :D
amanda | September 13, 2009 at 2:54 pm
wow, i wish i could type today
Shep | September 13, 2009 at 2:55 pm
I agree with amanda, just a weird reflection from the cloth she’s wearing
jimbo | September 13, 2009 at 3:18 pm
yeah its just an effect of the mesh.
jimbo | September 13, 2009 at 3:18 pm
yeah its just an effect of the mesh.
zulu | September 13, 2009 at 3:19 pm
look like scylla &charybdis
c'mon | September 13, 2009 at 3:26 pm
C’mon fish, what are you 5 years old. You know better, you must not have anything to write about today..
Hold your head up, maybe someone rich will die.
danny | September 13, 2009 at 3:33 pm
Tits are OK, but her shins look a bit worse for wear.
Eva | September 13, 2009 at 3:47 pm
That top makes her tits look weird on camera. Needs a new dress.
Cyde Weys | September 13, 2009 at 3:50 pm
What you’re seeing here is just a result of the Moiré effect, which as other posters have pointed out comes when you have a fine mesh pattern. See the Wikipedia article named “Moiré pattern” for more details.
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Adam | September 13, 2009 at 4:05 pm
I’d still motorboat the shit out of her.
Beastman AIDS | September 13, 2009 at 4:18 pm
My penis is demayed. Like a fox.
anon | September 13, 2009 at 4:37 pm
Not demay, dismay!
dubossdj | September 13, 2009 at 4:57 pm
I’ll just make this post to get it out of the way…
“Weird wonky eye”
“Butter face”
“Clown makeup”
“…but I’d still hit it”
There now that that’s been aired out we can continue…
tomofwa | September 13, 2009 at 5:04 pm
Fabric illusions or not, Katy is still a complete beauty
amoi | September 13, 2009 at 5:41 pm
The fabric illusion is unfortunate, to say the least. Fire the stylist!
jiggaboo supastah | September 13, 2009 at 5:46 pm
are you kidding me? this bitch is pure sex on wheels
thats some dumbshit commentary you got there
Zain | September 13, 2009 at 6:05 pm
Wow, she must wear 3 layers of concealer and foundation.
Darth | September 13, 2009 at 6:11 pm
I don’t know what she got there between her boobs. . . It looks like she forgot the panties?
Nero | September 13, 2009 at 6:17 pm
As long the nipples are covered it’s legal.
Galtacticus | September 13, 2009 at 6:26 pm
That looks like a complete package!
Galtacticus | September 13, 2009 at 6:26 pm
That looks like a complete package!
Rhialto | September 13, 2009 at 6:30 pm
@22
A compact package would be a better description.
mud shark | September 13, 2009 at 6:55 pm
yup, she sporting the big fake ones. shame. oh well, no one will care in 15 minutes when we forget who she is.
Boo Yah Yah | September 13, 2009 at 8:00 pm
I don’t care. LORD KNOWS I don’t care. Are her breasts still there? Yes? No issue then.
Dread not | September 13, 2009 at 8:29 pm
Awesome! A haunted stairway to heaven, is what that stairwell is. Shaggy and Scooby parking the mystery machine next to the nipple. * chuckles * Can you blame ‘em? They know where the scooby snacks are!
Shari | September 13, 2009 at 8:42 pm
It’s just the way lights reflects on that material, it’s not that her boobs are deformed or something…
I dunno | September 13, 2009 at 9:33 pm
Does anyone else think she looks like Zooey Deschanel?
Nyn | September 13, 2009 at 9:41 pm
I also think she looks like Zooey (:
Classic Tall Romantic Flower Ugg Boots | September 13, 2009 at 10:12 pm
The name “Ugg Boots” refers to a particular style of boot that is made from genuine sheepskin. The boots were originally made in Australia. Today, an American company owns the Ugg trademark (“Ugg Australia”), but they are still made from the same Australian Merino sheepskin, only in Australia they are sold as “Australian Sheepskin Boots.”
Classic Tall Romantic Flower Ugg Boots | September 13, 2009 at 10:12 pm
The name “Ugg Boots” refers to a particular style of boot that is made from genuine sheepskin. The boots were originally made in Australia. Today, an American company owns the Ugg trademark (“Ugg Australia”), but they are still made from the same Australian Merino sheepskin, only in Australia they are sold as “Australian Sheepskin Boots.”
Alice | September 13, 2009 at 10:14 pm
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Alice | September 13, 2009 at 10:24 pm
a good place, a bad site …… Sugarloves.Com……
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leah | September 13, 2009 at 10:38 pm
cut Furby face some slack , its not a big deal that her fake boobs came out like paula abdul’s and tory spelling and dozens of other celebrities, her eyelashes look hideous. and Furby face is looking gross as usual.
leah | September 13, 2009 at 10:39 pm
cut Furby face some slack , its not a big deal that her fake boobs came out like paula abdul’s and tory spelling and dozens of other celebrities, her eyelashes look hideous. and Furby face is looking gross as usual.
BryGuyH | September 13, 2009 at 11:43 pm
Oh thank god thats just a weird optical interaction between the mesh, flash, and digital camera! I was in dire fear of losing prime masturbatory material. Hallelujah! They remain!
MOVCONVERTERFORMAC | September 14, 2009 at 4:05 am
She is so flowery.
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Shannon D | September 14, 2009 at 5:56 am
Her tits are starting to look all fucked up like Tori Spellings.
datroof | September 14, 2009 at 8:40 am
It’s the fabric you retard.
This talentless fleshbot still has a banging pair of knockers. That’s about all she’s got really, but that’s enough.
estetik cerrahi | September 14, 2009 at 9:58 am
I think her breasts are ok. Its just a reflection of clothes..
Luke | September 14, 2009 at 11:36 am
she can bring her haunted house to mine anytime, i’ll flush the ghost out of her halls. Damn!! Super-sexy
Shannon | September 14, 2009 at 2:30 pm
Those ta-tas aren’t real.
Çene Esteti?i | October 16, 2009 at 4:38 am
nice dress .. night, according to …
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omg I cannot stand her! She is not that attractive and while wearing a cute pin-up style outfit would be cute every month or so, she looks absurd wearing that clothing every day!
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Damn, what does she do, crab walk around? Where is the butt shot?
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