Katy Perry’s breasts have turned on us

September 13th, 2009 // 53 Comments

Katy Perry attended Jay-Z’s 9/11 Concert on Friday night, and much to my penis’ dismay, revealed she has a stairwell from an old haunted house between her breasts. Fun Fact: If you squint hard enough you can see Shaggy and Scoobs parking the Mystery Machine next to her nipple. ZOINKS!

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  1. amanda

    thats just te reflection off the weird sheer cloth
    dont worry, her boobs havnt deserted you :D

  2. amanda

    wow, i wish i could type today

  3. Shep

    I agree with amanda, just a weird reflection from the cloth she’s wearing

  4. jimbo

    yeah its just an effect of the mesh.

  5. jimbo

    yeah its just an effect of the mesh.

  6. zulu

    look like scylla &charybdis

  7. c'mon

    C’mon fish, what are you 5 years old. You know better, you must not have anything to write about today..

    Hold your head up, maybe someone rich will die.

  8. danny

    Tits are OK, but her shins look a bit worse for wear.

  9. Eva

    That top makes her tits look weird on camera. Needs a new dress.

  10. What you’re seeing here is just a result of the Moiré effect, which as other posters have pointed out comes when you have a fine mesh pattern. See the Wikipedia article named “Moiré pattern” for more details.

    The More You Know

  11. I’d still motorboat the shit out of her.

  12. My penis is demayed. Like a fox.

  13. anon

    Not demay, dismay!

  14. dubossdj

    I’ll just make this post to get it out of the way…

    “Weird wonky eye”

    “Butter face”

    “Clown makeup”

    “…but I’d still hit it”

    There now that that’s been aired out we can continue…

  15. tomofwa

    Fabric illusions or not, Katy is still a complete beauty

  16. amoi

    The fabric illusion is unfortunate, to say the least. Fire the stylist!

  17. jiggaboo supastah

    are you kidding me? this bitch is pure sex on wheels

    thats some dumbshit commentary you got there

  18. Zain

    Wow, she must wear 3 layers of concealer and foundation.

  19. Darth

    I don’t know what she got there between her boobs. . . It looks like she forgot the panties?

  20. Nero

    As long the nipples are covered it’s legal.

  21. Galtacticus

    That looks like a complete package!

  22. Galtacticus

    That looks like a complete package!

  23. Rhialto

    @22
    A compact package would be a better description.

  24. mud shark

    yup, she sporting the big fake ones. shame. oh well, no one will care in 15 minutes when we forget who she is.

  25. Boo Yah Yah

    I don’t care. LORD KNOWS I don’t care. Are her breasts still there? Yes? No issue then.

  26. Dread not

    Awesome! A haunted stairway to heaven, is what that stairwell is. Shaggy and Scooby parking the mystery machine next to the nipple. * chuckles * Can you blame ‘em? They know where the scooby snacks are!

  27. It’s just the way lights reflects on that material, it’s not that her boobs are deformed or something…

  28. I dunno

    Does anyone else think she looks like Zooey Deschanel?

  29. Nyn

    I also think she looks like Zooey (:

  30. The name “Ugg Boots” refers to a particular style of boot that is made from genuine sheepskin. The boots were originally made in Australia. Today, an American company owns the Ugg trademark (“Ugg Australia”), but they are still made from the same Australian Merino sheepskin, only in Australia they are sold as “Australian Sheepskin Boots.”

  31. The name “Ugg Boots” refers to a particular style of boot that is made from genuine sheepskin. The boots were originally made in Australia. Today, an American company owns the Ugg trademark (“Ugg Australia”), but they are still made from the same Australian Merino sheepskin, only in Australia they are sold as “Australian Sheepskin Boots.”

  32. Alice

    beautiful woman her combat index to 3200.. is she still stay with her husband Bad good place ……Sugarloves.Com ……someone posted on yahoo answers that she has an profile on an online site you know it is a bad site for rich men to seek sexy girls.!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  33. Alice

    a good place, a bad site …… Sugarloves.Com……
    the old rich man seek young sexy girl and laddy seek young boy!!!! sugar daddy who likes to spoil me, a young sex and hot woman ,now crazy time!!

  34. leah

    cut Furby face some slack , its not a big deal that her fake boobs came out like paula abdul’s and tory spelling and dozens of other celebrities, her eyelashes look hideous. and Furby face is looking gross as usual.

  35. leah

    cut Furby face some slack , its not a big deal that her fake boobs came out like paula abdul’s and tory spelling and dozens of other celebrities, her eyelashes look hideous. and Furby face is looking gross as usual.

  36. BryGuyH

    Oh thank god thats just a weird optical interaction between the mesh, flash, and digital camera! I was in dire fear of losing prime masturbatory material. Hallelujah! They remain!

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  38. Shannon D

    Her tits are starting to look all fucked up like Tori Spellings.

  39. datroof

    It’s the fabric you retard.

    This talentless fleshbot still has a banging pair of knockers. That’s about all she’s got really, but that’s enough.

  40. I think her breasts are ok. Its just a reflection of clothes..

  41. Luke

    she can bring her haunted house to mine anytime, i’ll flush the ghost out of her halls. Damn!! Super-sexy

  42. Shannon

    Those ta-tas aren’t real.

  43. nice dress .. night, according to …

  44. omg I cannot stand her! She is not that attractive and while wearing a cute pin-up style outfit would be cute every month or so, she looks absurd wearing that clothing every day!

  45. Damn, what does she do, crab walk around? Where is the butt shot?

  46. mbt

    The article is very attractive, I like this article?

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