Katy Perry’s breasts are not Tiger Woods

December 3rd, 2009 // 80 Comments

Since Tiger Woods’ meandering cock is consuming our entire universe, I figured Katy Perry’s mammoth cleavage could break up the monotony. So here she is at last night’s Grammy Nominations Concert Live! reminding the world she’s some sort of a singer. (I was surprised by that, too.)

EDIT: Added pics of Katy after the concert because I love photography. Yeah, photography…

Photos: Getty, WENN
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  1. Posh

    The dress is 2 sizes too small for her. “Hey! Look at me! o_o No, not me .. me boobies O_O” tehe

    She’s getting as annoying as Rihanna.

  2. Mr.Mr.

    fucking shit, i just wanna be inside her.

    best 30 seconds of her life.

  3. Tim

    @19. You forgot “Fun Bags” and “Rack.” But nice inclusion of Yabbos. Well done, sir. That list is a keeper.

    @28. Russell Brand isn’t that talented to write a haiku. What an overrated piece of shit he is. can someone explain why hot women continue to date him? It makes even less sense than David Spade or Scott Baio.

  4. pla

    like her song, her style, and her dress… pretty :)

  5. #19 and more gay men like you on this site

    Men posting on gossip sites are quite possibly the biggest nerds and fags I’ve ever come across…(SEE PEREZ HILTON).

    @19..for you, my little Boy George I would build a dungeon and lure you into it, with promises of gay sex. Certainly that’s the only kind of sex you’ve ever had, and masturbating is NOT SEX, and neither is blowing up your real doll! You don’t even know what breasts looks like other than your own, and again that doesn’t count. You made a list-I’m embarrassed for you-the way your friend is when you guys go out and you wear your big red nose and your floppy red shoes. Bozo.

    To the rest of you poor excuses for men, cut off your dicks and throw them into the river, YOU HAVE NO USE FOR THEM.BITCHES

  6. @30

    You woman hating fashion designing Karl Lagerfeld.

    Project Runway is missing a designer, and many villages in Europe some idiots, choose, you’ll fit in wonderfully in both.

  7. Josh

    Man, everyone hates Russell Brand. I know why, because at the MTV awards he comes off as a tosser, but when he’s not trying to be outrageous he’s the most awesome bloke.

  8. in the sack

    @55 how you can type in the pc, make blow job for your clients and count the money of your heavy duty day all at the same time??, you are a very talent tramp .

  9. @57...

    English grammar is one your strong suits?

  10. matilda

    If her dress was not well thought all of you will not spend precious time talking about her. She achieved what she went for.
    She shines with beauty and light, if her music is not there yet it will soon.
    She will find her perfect nich soon.
    maty

  11. Melrose

    That dress looks so uncomfortable – I could imagine wearing it for a photo shoot or something, but all night for an event? That’s dedication…

  12. tp

    Number 35. Marcus, you are a faggot.
    Shut up. That is all.

  13. spicy

    “Zepplins” LOL

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  17. katy perry u rock keep up the good work i really like the song hot n cold thanks bye…

  18. kimk

    she has furry tits

    but she waxes them…

    i have met her and waxed them for her

  19. kimk

    she has furry tits

    but she waxes them…

    i have met her and waxed them for her

  20. jennifer

    That dress is not unconfortable at all. I own many Ema Savahl pieces and they are made of some sort of silicon that worms up and molds and stick in your body. Those dresses are so confortable, you can go to gym on them and nothing will move.
    Unconfortability issues solved…her boobs are really good.
    I mean really good not fake good.
    lucky her.

  21. jennifer

    That dress is not unconfortable at all. I own many Ema Savahl pieces and they are made of some sort of silicon that worms up and molds and stick in your body. Those dresses are so confortable, you can go to gym on them and nothing will move.
    Unconfortability issues solved…her boobs are really good.
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  23. Hello,
    She looks too much like Adam Lambert.

  24. its great that she is still rockin’ the bod but it is just too damn old and dusty, put it away Pam

  25. its great that she is still rockin’ the bod but it is just too damn old and dusty, put it away Pam

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