Katy Perry’s breasts are not Tiger Woods

The Superficial / December 3, 2009

Since Tiger Woods’ meandering cock is consuming our entire universe, I figured Katy Perry’s mammoth cleavage could break up the monotony. So here she is at last night’s Grammy Nominations Concert Live! reminding the world she’s some sort of a singer. (I was surprised by that, too.)

EDIT: Added pics of Katy after the concert because I love photography. Yeah, photography…

Photos: Getty, WENN