Katy Perry’s breasts are not Tiger Woods

December 3rd, 2009 // 80 Comments

Since Tiger Woods’ meandering cock is consuming our entire universe, I figured Katy Perry’s mammoth cleavage could break up the monotony. So here she is at last night’s Grammy Nominations Concert Live! reminding the world she’s some sort of a singer. (I was surprised by that, too.)

EDIT: Added pics of Katy after the concert because I love photography. Yeah, photography…

Photos: Getty, WENN
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  1. fdvgsrgerge

    first

  2. toudoumtich

    first

  3. Megan

    YAY!

  4. RB

    Methinks there be veins in them thar hills…

  5. Megan

    She’s so hideous and untalented. Also, that wonk eye is fucking distracting. She looks like a child was forced to grow into an adult’s body and it just went all wrong. Too bad for her it wouldn’t matter what she looked like if she was worth anything…. God I hate this shit music that idiot children and faggot American boys with retarded douchey chin beards love. I wants more Emma Watson boobies.

  6. shankyouverymuch

    Let’s talk about Mrs. Keaton, AKA – Meredith Baxter Birney … She’s the mother of 5 & has been married 3 times. Now all of a sudden at age 62 the clouds have parted & she has this revelation that she is a finger banging dyke!?!? This is a sad & confused old woman.

    Besides attention whoring, I see no conceivable reason for her to get on TV & announce to the world that she’s now a carpet munching purv.

    At her age this is obviously nothing more then a cheap & lame publicity stunt at trying to rekindle a career that has been all but dead for years & years! If you’re gay, fine- be gay, whatever, but really NOBODY gives 2 craps about the sexual proclivities of a dried up old prune~

    Thank you for your time & consideration in reviewing my opinions on this matter :O)

  7. Crusty

    While Megan is releasing her jealous inner-child, I’ll spend the next 5 minutes motorboating my monitor.

  8. alasdfasdgasg

    I WANT HER TO PEE ON ME!

  9. Pseudopodia

    Meagn, stfu & gtfo with your sausage tits

  10. Dr. Wong

    Sweet sassy molassy! When is she going to let the world get a good look at those juggs? At this point, we’ve seen everything but nipple. Let’s have it, Perry.

  11. jlylec

    so hot and so fun…would hit over and over…titties a’ bouncin’…

  12. JiggaJay

    Looks like megan needs some pounding on her meat wallet!!

    Katy Perry is fucking gorgeous.

    Megan how fat and ugly are you really??

  13. Kangaroo

    She looks too much like Adam Lambert.

  14. 14. Kangaroo – December 3, 2009 2:08 PM

    She looks too much like Adam Lambert.

    ^^lol

  15. Donnie Brassballs

    I would be honored to have her riding me like a bucking bronco with those pendulums swaying.

  16. Rough's wood never sinned

    And the golden globes goes toooooo….Rough’s wood

  17. Racer X

    Would hit it like the angry fist of a god!

    /twice

  18. in the sack

    oh my gosh this what i call are a good pair of :
    titties
    APPLES
    BALCONY
    BALLOONS
    BANGERS
    BAZONGAS
    BAZOOMS
    BEAN BAGS
    BIG BROWN EYES
    BON-BONS
    BOOBIES
    BOOBS
    BOTTLES
    BOULDERS
    BULLETS
    BUMPERS
    BUSTERS
    BUTTERBAGS
    CANTELOUPES
    GAZONGAS
    GLANDS
    GLOBES
    GRAPEFRUITS
    GUAVAS
    HANDFUL
    HAND-WARMERS
    HEADERS
    HEADUGHTS
    HILLS
    HONKERS
    HOOTERS
    HOWITZERS
    JABOOS
    JIBS
    JUGS
    JUMBOS
    KAZONGAS
    KNOBS
    KNOCKERS
    LACTOIDS
    LOAVES
    LOBLOLLIES
    LOVE BUBBLES
    LOVE MUFFINS
    LULUS
    LUNGS
    MAMMETS
    MAMS
    MANGOES
    MEATBALLS
    MEAT LOAVES
    MELONS
    MILK CANS
    MILK SHOP
    MOUNDS
    MOUNT OF ULIES
    MOUNTAINS
    MUFFINS
    MULLIGANS
    MURPHIES
    NANCIES
    NATURE’S FONTS
    NIBLETS
    NINNIES
    NIPPERS
    NODULES
    NOOGIES
    NUBBIES
    NUTS
    ORANGES
    ORBS
    OTTOMANS
    PAIR
    PALOOKAS
    PAPAYAS
    PAPS
    PEACHES
    PEAKS
    PEARS
    PECTS
    PEEPERS
    PILLOWS
    PIPS
    POKERS
    PONTOONS
    POTATOES
    PUMPKINS
    PUMPS
    RIB CUSHIONS
    ROUNDIES
    SANDBAGS
    SCONES
    SCOOPS
    SET
    SHAKERS
    SHIMMIES
    SKIN SACKS
    SNUGGLE PUPS
    SPHERES
    SPUDS
    STACKS
    STUFFING
    SWEATER MEAT
    SWEET ROLLS
    SWINGERS
    TAMALES
    TETONS
    TIDBITS
    TITS
    TITTERS
    TI=IES
    TOMATOES
    TOOTERS
    TORPEDOES
    TWANGERS
    TWIN PEAKS
    TWOFERS
    UMLAUTS
    UPPER DECK
    WALDOS
    WARHEADS
    WARTS
    WATERMELONS
    WHOPPERS
    WOBBLERS
    WONGAS
    YABBOS
    YAMS
    ZEPPELINS

  19. tp

    Nice bod but that dress is a couple of sizes too small and the squashed boob look ain’t hot.

  20. JiggaJay

    Does she still date that British D-bag??

  21. ad nasuem

    As the old saying goes,

    “You can teach a girl how to head but she won’t be able to feed herself afterwards”

  22. ad nasuem

    She never fails to take a picture in which she looks like a blowup doll.

  23. Photoshop Police

    um…. WHAT wonk eye?

    Someone talk Katy into posing for playboy already!

  24. RebelMinion

    Who the hell is Katy Perry?

    And why is she smuggling mashed potatoes in her… oh.. wait.

  25. Tiger Woods would be a giant step up for Katy Perry.

    A romantic haiku by Russell Brandt:

    “Katy”

    Boobies so gorgeous
    Her music nothing but shit
    I titty fucked her

  26. Jay Popeski

    I think she’s talented.

  27. who dat

    She has taken several steps backward fuckin russel the whore chaser.

  28. Smarm

    ” 6. Megan – December 3, 2009 1:14 PM

    She’s so hideous and untalented. Also, that wonk eye is fucking distracting. She looks like a child was forced to grow into an adult’s body and it just went all wrong. Too bad for her it wouldn’t matter what she looked like if she was worth anything…. God I hate this shit music that idiot children and faggot American boys with retarded douchey chin beards love. I wants more Emma Watson boobies.

    Shut your fucking mouth….every time you post, you sound like the jealous, vapid cunt that you are. Blah blah blah, shes untalented, (translation- why wont anyone look at ME like a piece of meat) … ‘wouldnt matter what she looked like if she was worth anything’… yes, of course, that makes sense. If you’re you. Lets continue… ‘God I hate this shit music that idiot children and faggot American boys with retarded douchey chin beards love.’ (translation- I enjoy quiet walks on the beach, 12 yr old looking poon like Emma Watson, and run-on sentences).. seriously. Shut the fuck up already, you babbling bitch.

  29. Chez

    Best cans ever

  30. Jenni

    Agree w 32 and 33…as a straight girl even i can admit when someone’s this beautiful… and yes, lol, best cans ever is a pretty spot on description =)

    The only reason to belittle her or talk trash about her, is either jealousy (if you’re girl) or vision problems(if not outright blindness).. so her music isnt your thing…if it was just her cans, all her fans would be adolescent teenage boys (as one tramp mentioned in an earlier post) but they arent, so obviously, someone likes her music… if its not your thing, you post negative crap about her? Think I have to agree w Smarm, sounds like a tinge of jealousy to me. Not that I’d expect her to admit it, lol… she’s got a great body, incredible eyes, and just looks amazing overall.

    Flame on!

    ~Jenni

  31. Marcus Acquinas


    21. tp – December 3, 2009 2:34 PM

    Nice bod but that dress is a couple of sizes too small and the squashed boob look ain’t hot.

    The fuck it is(too tight) and the fuck its not(hot).

    Shut up.

    That is all.

    And ‘wonk eye’ ? Give me a break. way to sound bitter, hungry hungry hippo.

  32. I liked to look at her. She even seems to be improving. Too little too late.
    Now if I could turn back time so I knew less about her. That’s what messed things up.

  33. Kate

    God I wish I had tits like that – and a dick – and massive flexibility.

  34. Kate

    God I wish I had tits like that – and a penis – and incredible flexibility.

  35. datroof

    She looks about as dumb as a monkey banging two cans together. And the monkey’s probably got more talent.

    On the other hand…

    BEWBZ!

  36. ada

    Here is a great place —— Cougarmatching.com —– It’s a premiere cougar dating community for older women seeking younger men and younger men seeking cougars. Come in, post a message, a picture of yourself and check out the hot photo galleries. You will find someone you like here…

  37. Smarm

    Kate, I have to ask……

    You want tits like that (dont get me wrong- I want you to have tits like that as well) a dick (could do without that) and massive flexibility…..you post, give it some more thought, decide you still want said tits, still want a fallace (albeit a different word for it) and now INCREDIBLE flexibility?

    Dare I ask what the hell you’ve got goin on in that head of yours?? :O Dont get me wrong- you’ll fit in perfectly here. Just curious

  38. Jammy

    Is she nursing or what, because those look like some breast feeding titties!

  39. bigalkie

    Trying to trick the unwashed ( Jerry Springer watching ) masses into believeing that this woman is hot is astonishing. They plaster more make up on her face and give her a smaller top to distract from the grossness up top. Russell Brand seems like an annoying, self important douche bag who is getting exactly what he deserves. The deception with this woman’s branding as a sex symbol runs almost as deep as Rhianna’s

    Peace and Love , Peace and Love

  40. bigalkie

    Trying to trick the unwashed ( Jerry Springer watching ) masses into believeing that this woman is hot is astonishing. They plaster more make up on her face and give her a smaller top to distract from the grossness up top. Russell Brand seems like an annoying, self important douche bag who is getting exactly what he deserves. The deception with this woman’s branding as a sex symbol runs almost as deep as Rhianna’s

    Peace and Love , Peace and Love

  41. bigalkie

    Trying to trick the unwashed ( Jerry Springer watching ) masses into believeing that this woman is hot is astonishing. They plaster more make up on her face and give her a smaller top to distract from the grossness up top. Russell Brand seems like an annoying, self important douche bag who is getting exactly what he deserves. The deception with this woman’s branding as a sex symbol runs almost as deep as Rhianna’s

    Peace and Love , Peace and Love

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  43. @ 44-46 – I don’t mind the scarred face. Spackle that shit up. I just need a memory wipe to forget the chain of losers she’s associated with.

  44. flaky

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  45. …and her songs, of course.

  46. JDM

    Okay, that’s a bad look for her. It flattens out her boobs instead of lifting them up and making them shapely. If she wants saggy boobs, she can wait a few more years for the aging process to hit her.

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