Since Tiger Woods’ meandering cock is consuming our entire universe, I figured Katy Perry’s mammoth cleavage could break up the monotony. So here she is at last night’s Grammy Nominations Concert Live! reminding the world she’s some sort of a singer. (I was surprised by that, too.)
EDIT: Added pics of Katy after the concert because I love photography. Yeah, photography…
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fdvgsrgerge | December 3, 2009 at 12:59 pm
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toudoumtich | December 3, 2009 at 12:59 pm
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Megan | December 3, 2009 at 1:00 pm
YAY!
MEGO | December 3, 2009 at 1:01 pm
YAY!
RB | December 3, 2009 at 1:09 pm
Methinks there be veins in them thar hills…
Megan | December 3, 2009 at 1:14 pm
She’s so hideous and untalented. Also, that wonk eye is fucking distracting. She looks like a child was forced to grow into an adult’s body and it just went all wrong. Too bad for her it wouldn’t matter what she looked like if she was worth anything…. God I hate this shit music that idiot children and faggot American boys with retarded douchey chin beards love. I wants more Emma Watson boobies.
shankyouverymuch | December 3, 2009 at 1:16 pm
Let’s talk about Mrs. Keaton, AKA – Meredith Baxter Birney … She’s the mother of 5 & has been married 3 times. Now all of a sudden at age 62 the clouds have parted & she has this revelation that she is a finger banging dyke!?!? This is a sad & confused old woman.
Besides attention whoring, I see no conceivable reason for her to get on TV & announce to the world that she’s now a carpet munching purv.
At her age this is obviously nothing more then a cheap & lame publicity stunt at trying to rekindle a career that has been all but dead for years & years! If you’re gay, fine- be gay, whatever, but really NOBODY gives 2 craps about the sexual proclivities of a dried up old prune~
Thank you for your time & consideration in reviewing my opinions on this matter :O)
Crusty | December 3, 2009 at 1:16 pm
While Megan is releasing her jealous inner-child, I’ll spend the next 5 minutes motorboating my monitor.
alasdfasdgasg | December 3, 2009 at 1:18 pm
I WANT HER TO PEE ON ME!
Pseudopodia | December 3, 2009 at 1:36 pm
Meagn, stfu & gtfo with your sausage tits
Dr. Wong | December 3, 2009 at 1:41 pm
Sweet sassy molassy! When is she going to let the world get a good look at those juggs? At this point, we’ve seen everything but nipple. Let’s have it, Perry.
jlylec | December 3, 2009 at 1:42 pm
so hot and so fun…would hit over and over…titties a’ bouncin’…
JiggaJay | December 3, 2009 at 1:53 pm
Looks like megan needs some pounding on her meat wallet!!
Katy Perry is fucking gorgeous.
Megan how fat and ugly are you really??
Kangaroo | December 3, 2009 at 2:08 pm
She looks too much like Adam Lambert.
Kristin | December 3, 2009 at 2:23 pm
14. Kangaroo – December 3, 2009 2:08 PM
She looks too much like Adam Lambert.
^^lol
Donnie Brassballs | December 3, 2009 at 2:25 pm
I would be honored to have her riding me like a bucking bronco with those pendulums swaying.
Rough's wood never sinned | December 3, 2009 at 2:26 pm
And the golden globes goes toooooo….Rough’s wood
Racer X | December 3, 2009 at 2:27 pm
Would hit it like the angry fist of a god!
/twice
in the sack | December 3, 2009 at 2:31 pm
oh my gosh this what i call are a good pair of :
titties
APPLES
BALCONY
BALLOONS
BANGERS
BAZONGAS
BAZOOMS
BEAN BAGS
BIG BROWN EYES
BON-BONS
BOOBIES
BOOBS
BOTTLES
BOULDERS
BULLETS
BUMPERS
BUSTERS
BUTTERBAGS
CANTELOUPES
GAZONGAS
GLANDS
GLOBES
GRAPEFRUITS
GUAVAS
HANDFUL
HAND-WARMERS
HEADERS
HEADUGHTS
HILLS
HONKERS
HOOTERS
HOWITZERS
JABOOS
JIBS
JUGS
JUMBOS
KAZONGAS
KNOBS
KNOCKERS
LACTOIDS
LOAVES
LOBLOLLIES
LOVE BUBBLES
LOVE MUFFINS
LULUS
LUNGS
MAMMETS
MAMS
MANGOES
MEATBALLS
MEAT LOAVES
MELONS
MILK CANS
MILK SHOP
MOUNDS
MOUNT OF ULIES
MOUNTAINS
MUFFINS
MULLIGANS
MURPHIES
NANCIES
NATURE’S FONTS
NIBLETS
NINNIES
NIPPERS
NODULES
NOOGIES
NUBBIES
NUTS
ORANGES
ORBS
OTTOMANS
PAIR
PALOOKAS
PAPAYAS
PAPS
PEACHES
PEAKS
PEARS
PECTS
PEEPERS
PILLOWS
PIPS
POKERS
PONTOONS
POTATOES
PUMPKINS
PUMPS
RIB CUSHIONS
ROUNDIES
SANDBAGS
SCONES
SCOOPS
SET
SHAKERS
SHIMMIES
SKIN SACKS
SNUGGLE PUPS
SPHERES
SPUDS
STACKS
STUFFING
SWEATER MEAT
SWEET ROLLS
SWINGERS
TAMALES
TETONS
TIDBITS
TITS
TITTERS
TI=IES
TOMATOES
TOOTERS
TORPEDOES
TWANGERS
TWIN PEAKS
TWOFERS
UMLAUTS
UPPER DECK
WALDOS
WARHEADS
WARTS
WATERMELONS
WHOPPERS
WOBBLERS
WONGAS
YABBOS
YAMS
ZEPPELINS
tp | December 3, 2009 at 2:34 pm
Nice bod but that dress is a couple of sizes too small and the squashed boob look ain’t hot.
JiggaJay | December 3, 2009 at 2:37 pm
Does she still date that British D-bag??
ad nasuem | December 3, 2009 at 2:39 pm
As the old saying goes,
“You can teach a girl how to head but she won’t be able to feed herself afterwards”
ad nasuem | December 3, 2009 at 2:48 pm
She never fails to take a picture in which she looks like a blowup doll.
Photoshop Police | December 3, 2009 at 3:21 pm
um…. WHAT wonk eye?
Someone talk Katy into posing for playboy already!
RebelMinion | December 3, 2009 at 3:43 pm
Who the hell is Katy Perry?
And why is she smuggling mashed potatoes in her… oh.. wait.
Seattle DUI lawyer/attorney | December 3, 2009 at 3:51 pm
She’s a beautiful girl!
Narcissist | December 3, 2009 at 4:29 pm
Tiger Woods would be a giant step up for Katy Perry.
A romantic haiku by Russell Brandt:
“Katy”
Boobies so gorgeous
Her music nothing but shit
I titty fucked her
Jay Popeski | December 3, 2009 at 4:32 pm
I think she’s talented.
who dat | December 3, 2009 at 4:33 pm
She has taken several steps backward fuckin russel the whore chaser.
Smarm | December 3, 2009 at 4:46 pm
” 6. Megan – December 3, 2009 1:14 PM
She’s so hideous and untalented. Also, that wonk eye is fucking distracting. She looks like a child was forced to grow into an adult’s body and it just went all wrong. Too bad for her it wouldn’t matter what she looked like if she was worth anything…. God I hate this shit music that idiot children and faggot American boys with retarded douchey chin beards love. I wants more Emma Watson boobies.
”
Shut your fucking mouth….every time you post, you sound like the jealous, vapid cunt that you are. Blah blah blah, shes untalented, (translation- why wont anyone look at ME like a piece of meat) … ‘wouldnt matter what she looked like if she was worth anything’… yes, of course, that makes sense. If you’re you. Lets continue… ‘God I hate this shit music that idiot children and faggot American boys with retarded douchey chin beards love.’ (translation- I enjoy quiet walks on the beach, 12 yr old looking poon like Emma Watson, and run-on sentences).. seriously. Shut the fuck up already, you babbling bitch.
hit and watch | December 3, 2009 at 4:49 pm
She is gorgeous.
Chez | December 3, 2009 at 4:57 pm
Best cans ever
Jenni | December 3, 2009 at 6:24 pm
Agree w 32 and 33…as a straight girl even i can admit when someone’s this beautiful… and yes, lol, best cans ever is a pretty spot on description =)
The only reason to belittle her or talk trash about her, is either jealousy (if you’re girl) or vision problems(if not outright blindness).. so her music isnt your thing…if it was just her cans, all her fans would be adolescent teenage boys (as one tramp mentioned in an earlier post) but they arent, so obviously, someone likes her music… if its not your thing, you post negative crap about her? Think I have to agree w Smarm, sounds like a tinge of jealousy to me. Not that I’d expect her to admit it, lol… she’s got a great body, incredible eyes, and just looks amazing overall.
Flame on!
~Jenni
George Carlin | December 3, 2009 at 6:51 pm
#20. . . . . your brother??? http://www.thatherbnjam.com/images/pic_doug1.jpg
Marcus Acquinas | December 3, 2009 at 7:01 pm
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21. tp – December 3, 2009 2:34 PM
Nice bod but that dress is a couple of sizes too small and the squashed boob look ain’t hot.
”
The fuck it is(too tight) and the fuck its not(hot).
Shut up.
That is all.
And ‘wonk eye’ ? Give me a break. way to sound bitter, hungry hungry hippo.
Narcissist | December 3, 2009 at 7:07 pm
I liked to look at her. She even seems to be improving. Too little too late.
Now if I could turn back time so I knew less about her. That’s what messed things up.
Kate | December 3, 2009 at 7:29 pm
God I wish I had tits like that – and a dick – and massive flexibility.
Kate | December 3, 2009 at 7:30 pm
God I wish I had tits like that – and a penis – and incredible flexibility.
datroof | December 3, 2009 at 7:40 pm
She looks about as dumb as a monkey banging two cans together. And the monkey’s probably got more talent.
On the other hand…
BEWBZ!
ada | December 3, 2009 at 8:35 pm
Here is a great place —— Cougarmatching.com —– It’s a premiere cougar dating community for older women seeking younger men and younger men seeking cougars. Come in, post a message, a picture of yourself and check out the hot photo galleries. You will find someone you like here…
Smarm | December 3, 2009 at 9:30 pm
Kate, I have to ask……
You want tits like that (dont get me wrong- I want you to have tits like that as well) a dick (could do without that) and massive flexibility…..you post, give it some more thought, decide you still want said tits, still want a fallace (albeit a different word for it) and now INCREDIBLE flexibility?
Dare I ask what the hell you’ve got goin on in that head of yours?? :O Dont get me wrong- you’ll fit in perfectly here. Just curious
Jammy | December 3, 2009 at 9:45 pm
Is she nursing or what, because those look like some breast feeding titties!
bigalkie | December 3, 2009 at 10:23 pm
Trying to trick the unwashed ( Jerry Springer watching ) masses into believeing that this woman is hot is astonishing. They plaster more make up on her face and give her a smaller top to distract from the grossness up top. Russell Brand seems like an annoying, self important douche bag who is getting exactly what he deserves. The deception with this woman’s branding as a sex symbol runs almost as deep as Rhianna’s
Peace and Love , Peace and Love
bigalkie | December 3, 2009 at 10:24 pm
Trying to trick the unwashed ( Jerry Springer watching ) masses into believeing that this woman is hot is astonishing. They plaster more make up on her face and give her a smaller top to distract from the grossness up top. Russell Brand seems like an annoying, self important douche bag who is getting exactly what he deserves. The deception with this woman’s branding as a sex symbol runs almost as deep as Rhianna’s
Peace and Love , Peace and Love
bigalkie | December 3, 2009 at 10:24 pm
Trying to trick the unwashed ( Jerry Springer watching ) masses into believeing that this woman is hot is astonishing. They plaster more make up on her face and give her a smaller top to distract from the grossness up top. Russell Brand seems like an annoying, self important douche bag who is getting exactly what he deserves. The deception with this woman’s branding as a sex symbol runs almost as deep as Rhianna’s
Peace and Love , Peace and Love
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Narcissist | December 3, 2009 at 10:33 pm
@ 44-46 – I don’t mind the scarred face. Spackle that shit up. I just need a memory wipe to forget the chain of losers she’s associated with.
flaky | December 3, 2009 at 10:33 pm
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Narcissist | December 3, 2009 at 10:34 pm
…and her songs, of course.
JDM | December 3, 2009 at 11:05 pm
Okay, that’s a bad look for her. It flattens out her boobs instead of lifting them up and making them shapely. If she wants saggy boobs, she can wait a few more years for the aging process to hit her.