If you’re like me, you spent most of today trying to reacclimate yourself to the workplace,only to be pestered by a nagging fear that Katy Perry’s stupidly large breasts might have shrunk over the weekend. For some of you this might have entailed an inability to keep dangerous criminals off the streets, or more importantly, dance naked for dollar bills. Well, since the president decided to foolishly focus on education today (Commie.), it’s up to me to heal you, America. So here’s Katy’s breasts at the Warped tour on Sunday: Large as the day is long.
You’re welcome and God bless.