Katy Perry’s breasts can still kill a man

September 8th, 2009 // 54 Comments

If you’re like me, you spent most of today trying to reacclimate yourself to the workplace,only to be pestered by a nagging fear that Katy Perry’s stupidly large breasts might have shrunk over the weekend. For some of you this might have entailed an inability to keep dangerous criminals off the streets, or more importantly, dance naked for dollar bills. Well, since the president decided to foolishly focus on education today (Commie.), it’s up to me to heal you, America. So here’s Katy’s breasts at the Warped tour on Sunday: Large as the day is long.

You’re welcome and God bless.

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  1. yowillie

    She can sure open wide..be a perfect fit…and that tongue.

  2. Fred

    I want to whip out my cock nd shove it in her mouth a few times then give her anal then I would jizz in her face like a fire hose.it would feel so good

  3. Fred

    I would fuck her like there’s no tomorrow

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