If you’re like me, you spent most of today trying to reacclimate yourself to the workplace,only to be pestered by a nagging fear that Katy Perry’s stupidly large breasts might have shrunk over the weekend. For some of you this might have entailed an inability to keep dangerous criminals off the streets, or more importantly, dance naked for dollar bills. Well, since the president decided to foolishly focus on education today (Commie.), it’s up to me to heal you, America. So here’s Katy’s breasts at the Warped tour on Sunday: Large as the day is long.
You’re welcome and God bless.
Photos: WireImage
boobs | September 8, 2009 at 2:37 pm
first! yay for boobies!
Dee | September 8, 2009 at 2:38 pm
Awesome!
fearsarewishes | September 8, 2009 at 2:38 pm
She’s dressed to kill and guess who’s dying?
Inspector Gadget | September 8, 2009 at 2:41 pm
WOWZERS!!!! Go go gadget condom!!
Milk | September 8, 2009 at 2:41 pm
Butterface.
Rob | September 8, 2009 at 2:43 pm
Besides the obvious boobies, there’s something about Katy Perry that I just want to do things to here constantly. She’s not the hottest lil philly out there but definitely one I could say I wouldn’t be bored with.
HolyGhost | September 8, 2009 at 2:44 pm
I’d lick her plate!
titsonsnack | September 8, 2009 at 2:45 pm
She looks like a retard. Who is she? Is she that chick who sang that “I kissed a girl” fuckin’ song?
She looks like she has brain damage.
Thank You | September 24, 2010 at 1:04 am
Thank you for being a human being and not a dog.
Kangaroo | September 8, 2009 at 2:55 pm
Her annoyingness is off the charts. Awful.
Taz | September 8, 2009 at 2:58 pm
I’d like to fuck her tits, and fill that mouth with my jizz.
LawnGnome | September 8, 2009 at 3:01 pm
She just looks like she’s gonna chunk up in a few years.
toolboy | September 8, 2009 at 3:02 pm
#8
Yeah, she is a little “off”. Even so, those tittays would drive me to install a Whack a Mole game in my basement just to get her over there. Retards love that shit.
http://www.thefamousphere.com | September 8, 2009 at 3:05 pm
Awesome tits. I agree with #9, though. She is fucking annoying but that’s nothing a towel soaked in chloroform won’t cure.
RichPort's Ghost | September 8, 2009 at 3:15 pm
I am soooooooo photoshopping that first picture…
The Listener | September 8, 2009 at 3:17 pm
She’s pretty and she has really nice large perky breasts.
Oliver Chester The Molester Lester | September 8, 2009 at 3:17 pm
Motorboating bliss.
BMW X1 Commercial | September 8, 2009 at 3:19 pm
i’d love to gag her with my nutz
®usty | September 8, 2009 at 3:22 pm
are her 15 minutes up yet? when is the homemade sex tape coming out?
Beetlejuice | September 8, 2009 at 3:35 pm
I would lick her butthole every day.
Randal | September 8, 2009 at 3:42 pm
Hope each and everyone of you had a wonderful Labor Day weekend!
Katy Perry certainly does not need ample amount of cleavage to draw attention to herself and I don’t know why she continues to promote it as a some selling point when it’s her music that has made her so popular.
Randal
Milton Bradley | September 8, 2009 at 3:42 pm
first!
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bop | September 8, 2009 at 3:47 pm
She annoys me and is obviously just wearing a really tight push up bra as her boobs are mashed together
Shamus O'Hara | September 8, 2009 at 4:13 pm
Without the rack no one would care about her.
havoc | September 8, 2009 at 4:18 pm
Nothing would warm my heart more than to put a few ounces of throat yogurt down her gullet. But she is getting a little cartoonish….
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Joe | September 8, 2009 at 4:32 pm
I love people calling her a butterface… compared to what exactly?
I mean, she’s not Grace Kelly, but who the fark is? 2, maybe 3 people?
Itchy | September 8, 2009 at 4:34 pm
So can her face
Sexy Costumes | September 8, 2009 at 4:40 pm
I love Katy Perry. At least she can really sing unlike Britney, Ashley and the rest of these manufacturer “artists”
Motorboatin' Sunuvabitch | September 8, 2009 at 5:02 pm
Katy got some big ass tittays
Pilatunes | September 8, 2009 at 5:04 pm
That makes two things (or is a pair of breasts one thing) that I like about this talentless shit.
richard prickier | September 8, 2009 at 5:06 pm
She’s a butterface no-talent hack. Hence the caked on make-up and gaudy outfits.
paul | September 8, 2009 at 6:01 pm
shes fucking hot as shit. screw you guys and your fake wants. this girl is gorgeous.
richard | September 8, 2009 at 6:02 pm
screw you guys, this chick is fucking gorgeous.
Tanzarian | September 8, 2009 at 6:24 pm
I too would describe where on/in her person I would like to ejaculate my seed, but it’s already in my pants.
yowillie | September 8, 2009 at 10:23 pm
Looks like time for a pearl necklace.
yowillie | September 8, 2009 at 10:25 pm
She’s far from a Butterface.
clpierced | September 8, 2009 at 11:56 pm
katy you are ehh decent. sorry, i hate when my friends dress up in retarded outfits like you do. the only thing i am jealous about is your boobs. can i have a rack like that for a week? i still like your song i kissed a girl though :)
ha | September 9, 2009 at 6:23 am
@27
No actually she’s one of the worst singers I’ve ever heard. Even when they doctor her voice it sounds bad.
She would be prettier if she looked just a bit more like Zooey Deschanel.
Darth | September 9, 2009 at 10:24 am
You can tell that she loves being in her undies and ice cream.
Dread not | September 9, 2009 at 10:25 am
Yeah!
AmericanWhiteTrash | September 9, 2009 at 10:26 am
Looks aside, for some reason this chick really bugs me.
Nero | September 9, 2009 at 10:30 am
Someone should just grap that tongue once and pull it a little.
Narcissist | September 9, 2009 at 11:08 am
@ 20 – BAH! Enough of this music charade. More push up bras!
Wine of Month Club | September 9, 2009 at 12:11 pm
I’m sorry…..but she looks great there!
Iceis | September 9, 2009 at 8:07 pm
its funny how some people on here are like ‘she’ll wash out in a couple of years’ but they said she would be forgotten in 1 year. well its a year later and she’s still going strongg
Iceis | September 9, 2009 at 8:08 pm
its funny how some people on here are like ‘she’ll wash out in a couple of years’ but they said she would be forgotten in 1 year. well its a year later and she’s still going strongg
The ZaZ | September 9, 2009 at 11:40 pm
All over that.
carmen | September 10, 2009 at 4:29 am
She would like to expose is not meat, is a lonely
brother sent is not the comments , is lonely^^^^
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Get ready to meet Hot Sugar Daddy and Sexy Sugar Baby
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carmen | September 10, 2009 at 4:36 am
She would like to expose is not meat, is a lonely
brother sent is not the comments , is lonely^^^^
Bad site good place ……Sugarloves.Com ……
Get ready to meet Hot Sugar Daddy and Sexy Sugar Baby
here.
Notfunny | September 11, 2009 at 1:37 am
women hate this chick, she is very pretty but totally weird so women can’t wrap their heads around someone not cookie cutter like miley to whatever. Perry has some of the prettiest eyes Ive seen in a long ass time on a celeb woman, most look coked to shit
Kyuss | September 19, 2009 at 10:00 pm
would love to blow my cookie dough all over her ass tits an face after we both get coked up to the gills, then i would make Katey eat out a girl…. an i really couldent give a shit if she liked it or not because i would have =)