Katy Perry’s breasts can still kill a man

September 8th, 2009 // 54 Comments

If you’re like me, you spent most of today trying to reacclimate yourself to the workplace,only to be pestered by a nagging fear that Katy Perry’s stupidly large breasts might have shrunk over the weekend. For some of you this might have entailed an inability to keep dangerous criminals off the streets, or more importantly, dance naked for dollar bills. Well, since the president decided to foolishly focus on education today (Commie.), it’s up to me to heal you, America. So here’s Katy’s breasts at the Warped tour on Sunday: Large as the day is long.

You’re welcome and God bless.

Photos: WireImage
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  1. boobs

    first! yay for boobies!

  2. Dee

    Awesome!

  3. fearsarewishes

    She’s dressed to kill and guess who’s dying?

  4. Inspector Gadget

    WOWZERS!!!! Go go gadget condom!!

  5. Milk

    Butterface.

  6. Rob

    Besides the obvious boobies, there’s something about Katy Perry that I just want to do things to here constantly. She’s not the hottest lil philly out there but definitely one I could say I wouldn’t be bored with.

  7. HolyGhost

    I’d lick her plate!

  8. titsonsnack

    She looks like a retard. Who is she? Is she that chick who sang that “I kissed a girl” fuckin’ song?
    She looks like she has brain damage.

  9. Kangaroo

    Her annoyingness is off the charts. Awful.

  10. Taz

    I’d like to fuck her tits, and fill that mouth with my jizz.

  11. LawnGnome

    She just looks like she’s gonna chunk up in a few years.

  12. toolboy

    #8
    Yeah, she is a little “off”. Even so, those tittays would drive me to install a Whack a Mole game in my basement just to get her over there. Retards love that shit.

  13. Awesome tits. I agree with #9, though. She is fucking annoying but that’s nothing a towel soaked in chloroform won’t cure.

  14. I am soooooooo photoshopping that first picture…

  15. The Listener

    She’s pretty and she has really nice large perky breasts.

  16. Oliver Chester The Molester Lester

    Motorboating bliss.

  17. i’d love to gag her with my nutz

  18. ®usty

    are her 15 minutes up yet? when is the homemade sex tape coming out?

  19. Beetlejuice

    I would lick her butthole every day.

  20. Randal

    Hope each and everyone of you had a wonderful Labor Day weekend!

    Katy Perry certainly does not need ample amount of cleavage to draw attention to herself and I don’t know why she continues to promote it as a some selling point when it’s her music that has made her so popular.

    Randal

  21. bop

    She annoys me and is obviously just wearing a really tight push up bra as her boobs are mashed together

  22. Shamus O'Hara

    Without the rack no one would care about her.

  23. havoc

    Nothing would warm my heart more than to put a few ounces of throat yogurt down her gullet. But she is getting a little cartoonish….

    .

  24. Joe

    I love people calling her a butterface… compared to what exactly?

    I mean, she’s not Grace Kelly, but who the fark is? 2, maybe 3 people?

  25. Itchy

    So can her face

  26. I love Katy Perry. At least she can really sing unlike Britney, Ashley and the rest of these manufacturer “artists”

  27. Motorboatin' Sunuvabitch

    Katy got some big ass tittays

  28. Pilatunes

    That makes two things (or is a pair of breasts one thing) that I like about this talentless shit.

  29. richard prickier

    She’s a butterface no-talent hack. Hence the caked on make-up and gaudy outfits.

  30. paul

    shes fucking hot as shit. screw you guys and your fake wants. this girl is gorgeous.

  31. richard

    screw you guys, this chick is fucking gorgeous.

  32. Tanzarian

    I too would describe where on/in her person I would like to ejaculate my seed, but it’s already in my pants.

  33. yowillie

    Looks like time for a pearl necklace.

  34. yowillie

    She’s far from a Butterface.

  35. clpierced

    katy you are ehh decent. sorry, i hate when my friends dress up in retarded outfits like you do. the only thing i am jealous about is your boobs. can i have a rack like that for a week? i still like your song i kissed a girl though :)

  36. ha

    @27

    No actually she’s one of the worst singers I’ve ever heard. Even when they doctor her voice it sounds bad.

    She would be prettier if she looked just a bit more like Zooey Deschanel.

  37. Darth

    You can tell that she loves being in her undies and ice cream.

  38. Dread not

    Yeah!

  39. AmericanWhiteTrash

    Looks aside, for some reason this chick really bugs me.

  40. Nero

    Someone should just grap that tongue once and pull it a little.

  41. @ 20 – BAH! Enough of this music charade. More push up bras!

  42. I’m sorry…..but she looks great there!

  43. Iceis

    its funny how some people on here are like ‘she’ll wash out in a couple of years’ but they said she would be forgotten in 1 year. well its a year later and she’s still going strongg

  44. Iceis

    its funny how some people on here are like ‘she’ll wash out in a couple of years’ but they said she would be forgotten in 1 year. well its a year later and she’s still going strongg

  45. All over that.

  46. carmen

    She would like to expose is not meat, is a lonely
    brother sent is not the comments , is lonely^^^^

    Bad site good place ……Sugarloves.Com ……

    Get ready to meet Hot Sugar Daddy and Sexy Sugar Baby

    here.

  47. carmen

    She would like to expose is not meat, is a lonely
    brother sent is not the comments , is lonely^^^^

    Bad site good place ……Sugarloves.Com ……

    Get ready to meet Hot Sugar Daddy and Sexy Sugar Baby

    here.

  48. Notfunny

    women hate this chick, she is very pretty but totally weird so women can’t wrap their heads around someone not cookie cutter like miley to whatever. Perry has some of the prettiest eyes Ive seen in a long ass time on a celeb woman, most look coked to shit

  49. Kyuss

    would love to blow my cookie dough all over her ass tits an face after we both get coked up to the gills, then i would make Katey eat out a girl…. an i really couldent give a shit if she liked it or not because i would have =)

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