Katy Perry should show more chest

October 25th, 2009 // 67 Comments

Here’s Katy Perry leaving the Mika concert at The Palladium Friday night, and seriously, could she dress any more conservatively? I feel like I’m watching Amish porn here. — Or did I forget to minimize the window again? Shit. Does Katy Perry resemble a bearded guy rubbing butter on a wagon wheel? Because, honestly, I can never remember what her face looks like. It’s sort of a gift.

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  1. Darken

    My penis. Your mouth. Boom goes the dynamite.

  2. Not a very flattering top for someone with real boobs….Love Katy Perry though!

  3. 7L

    My face right there. Her boobs are not as big as everyone (including her) makes it out. but complete package she def is.

  4. frankiieeee

    id tap that

  5. Hugh Gentry

    she has amazing fucking boobies!!! My hands and cock would be all over those all the time!

  6. Turd the third

    Looks like she has a new fashion line.. Ho-wear

  7. #4, I agree. I’ve been saying that for a while now. Her rack is awesome..but they aren’t as big as she and everyone else seems to claim they are.

  8. Taz

    she needs a pearl necklace

  9. See ALice

    Katie is great until she starts singing .

  10. Danny

    I just want to see some close ups of her completely naked, including no make-up. She wears entirely too much paint. She must have some moon-crater acne scars or something.
    Nice tits, tho, for sure.

  11. Socialtripper

    I want Katy to sit on my face

  12. Rough intentions

    #8 your user-name offends me and every minority who work hard to make this country what it is today. I can clearly see you are not gifted on top, so it must be a racially insensitive dig at blacks…I suggest you change it.

  13. TekMoney

    Yes. More Katy Perry and less Pam Anderson. If you can manage to do that, all will be well in the world.

  14. TekMoney

    LOL @ her face in pic #4.

    And WTF is wrong with the asian chicks eyes in pic #5? Surgery? She doesn’t look old enough to be getting eye bags lifted, though.

  15. Kelley

    Say, everyone says these are real … I’m not convinced … there’s a gap between them, and you can see what looks like an implant edge … and they look just like fakers when they drop. She says they’re real … not sure. Fuck, everyone says their rack is real … look at Kim Kardashian … and tons of others who swear “it’s all me!” Yeah, right.

  16. Pussy probably stinks now. Tainted by Russell Brand.

  17. Elvis

    @13 No one gives a shit what offends you or what you suggest!

  18. Alli Watermelon Mark II

    @13 No one gives a shit what offends you or what you suggest!

  19. Humpinfrog

    I’m unsure if I could handle Russel’s sloppy seconds, but there’s a first for everything (boobies make it all better). Getting past the fact I’m titty fucking Jughead from the Archie comics is the sticky question. No pun intended.

  20. Rough intentions

    Really? you and others dont give a shit? why not?

  21. Shutyer Watermelonhole

    I would beat that till it bled, then beat it for bleeding.

  22. Absolutely delicious…i would like those breasts for dinner..

  23. Everything else about her still sucks.

  24. Alli Watermelon Mark II

    There isn’t a straight guy here who wouldn’t if she offered so all you “mom’s basement Adonis’s” stop pretending you would so No!

  25. Well shes still amazing.

  26. lostrabbit

    In __Sugarloves-C O M__, build a home for your youth!!

  27. spicycy

    ahaha #25 greek ref

  28. Beetlejuice

    I would lick her asshole for days.

  29. This ‘good little christian’ girl is nothing but an attention whore. Her act is getting old fast and so is she.

  30. Russell Brand is her only imperfection.

  31. isitin

    Pop music sucks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  32. I don’t find her attractive at all.

  33. minx

    @16 that’s what I thought when I saw these. but if they’re real then those are some amazing knockers.

  34. foreign guy

    She’s so hot.

  35. #13…I don’t understand what you are getting at here. I’m not sure what my user name has to do with my chest. Alli Watermelon, that offends you? Lol. My name is Alli, I love watermelon. Shall…I change it to Alli Fried Chicken? Would this be better for you? =)

  36. Sport

    Ignore it Alli – watermelon rules.
    Like Katy’s rack. Mmm.

  37. Rough intentions

    Yep blatant racism,,,If you want to swerve from your racist ways I would prefer you pick from alli applez or alli lemondaide…

  38. arealcad

    I’d plow that like an Amish farmer trying to feed his family.

  39. DannyBoy

    @39 You’re the racists by putting everything you see in racial terms. What a jackass. If my name was “cotton undies” you’d be like, “what the hell? why you gotta be all racist and talk about slavery with your cotton comment? you should change that name you racists.” You are a super douche and I imagine you lead a pretty miserable life walking around getting offended by everything you see. You probably start having a seizure every time those new “black taco” Taco Bell commercials come on the TV.

  40. Lloyd Johnson

    I’m black, one of my friends is black and he’s allergic to watermelon. It’s not racist to like watermelon. I like seedless watermelon more than I like Katy Perry. Am I a racist?

    @41 You are right about those racist people who own taco bell. Black taco’s, yellow taco’s, No white taco’s! Unless you want to count the soft shells but that’s racist too, implying white=soft.

    @13 You probably listen to hip hop music. Nearly every one in the game uses the N-word. Do you complain then? Please don’t use that ignorant argument that “we can use it” or “when you spell it with an a it doesn’t mean the same thing” . Real racist love dummies like you because you perpetuate their agenda while you claim to be defenders for our race. Keep your mouth shut until you can actually live that way.

    -A Real Black Man

  41. Lloyd Johnson

    I’m black, one of my friends is black and he’s allergic to watermelon. It’s not racist to like watermelon. I like seedless watermelon more than I like Katy Perry. Am I a racist?

    @41 You are right about those racist people who own taco bell. Black taco’s, yellow taco’s, No white taco’s! Unless you want to count the soft shells but that’s racist too, implying white=soft.

    @13 You probably listen to hip hop music. Nearly every one in the game uses the N-word. Do you complain then? Please don’t use that ignorant argument that “we can use it” or “when you spell it with an a it doesn’t mean the same thing” . Real racists love dummies like you because you perpetuate their agenda while you claim to be defenders for our race. Keep your mouth shut until you can actually live that way.

    -A Real Black Man

  42. Lloyd Johnson

    damn double tap…

  43. SheHasARack

    She is a talentless hack with a rack. She would help men more if she was in porn. She can’t sing but who is gonna tell her. She might get sad and cover up her chest.

  44. Rough intentions

    Uppity blacks use to defend David Dukes too…I cant wait to see your progressive views when Alli plaster some black face for MLK day…

  45. Rough intentions

    Change the username Alli or youll always be associated with the cancer that’s instilled in American psyche…

  46. Feabile Mind

    Seriously Rough Intentions, this is Perez Hilton website about mindless celebrity chatter. You want to being up racism here? Wrong forum. What are people to decipher from your username, “Rough Intentions”, are you an angry person with bad intentions. Spread the love, not the hate. Maybe you should change your username to “ILUV ME SOME CRACKERS”, oh wait, do we find the name Cracker offensive, no. Don’t talk about the American psyche when it comes to racism cause regardless of race/creed/religion/or color, if you spew the racism charge over something trivial like a username, you have hate and racism in your heart.

  47. Feabile Mind

    Seriously Rough Intentions, this is Perez Hilton website about mindless celebrity chatter. You want to being up racism here? Wrong forum. What are people to decipher from your username, “Rough Intentions”, are you an angry person with bad intentions. Spread the love, not the hate. Maybe you should change your username to “ILUV ME SOME CRACKERS”, oh wait, do we find the name Cracker offensive, no. Don’t talk about the American psyche when it comes to racism cause regardless of race/creed/religion/or color, if you spew the racism charge over something trivial like a username, you have hate and racism in your heart. PS. I love looking at boobies.

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