Katy Perry prayed for giant breasts as a child

August 17th, 2009 // 63 Comments

Realizing Christianity could be used for a higher purpose than telling people Jesus’ best friend was a dinosaur, Katy Perry used to pray as a little girl that God would give her insanely ridiculous breasts. I’m talking freaking huge ones, according to The Sun:

She said: “I remember really vividly kneeling by my bed as a nine-year-old, saying my prayers and asking God to give me boobs that were so big that if I laid on my back I wouldn’t be able to see my feet.
“Eventually that request was granted.”

Just when I find myself not wanting to believe in a God who lets so many terrible things happen, he does something like this and totally redeems himself. Now about that giant penis I prayed for. It still can’t reach the fridge. Next door. (I hate grocery shopping.)

Photos: Splash News

  1. DCMikeRotch

    I’d motorboat that so deep, it’d put Miami Vice to shame.

  2. clpierced

    46. i like your name. great for the imagination. but yes i have been told i have a very nice ass. wanna try it out?

  3. Katy Perry prayed for giant breasts as a child.. should’ve prayed for less acne.

  4. diego

    Her insanely ridiculous breasts? This girl has the most wonderful tits around the world!!!

  5. LaZEO

    “Oh she’s SOOOOO ugly”

    You lying fools. You’d fck her in a second if you had the chance.

  6. Girl

    She does not have Thunder Thighs. She’s just not disgustingly thin. It’s chat sessions like this that make little girls starve themselves to death. Oh America.

  7. TON of make up on her face! Can you see that? Anybody, pleeeease wash this baby!

  8. I can not express my feeling now

  9. mbt

    The article is very attractive, I like this article?

  10. Carl

    She is a 34C. Those are hardly “boobs that were so big that if I laid on my back I wouldn’t be able to see my feet”. Google for “Rachel Aldana” to see boobs THAT big.

  11. HA

    Push up bras don’t count as big boobs. Photo-shopped pictures also don’t count as big boobs. They’re pretty average sized.

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