Katy Perry prayed for giant breasts as a child

The Superficial / August 17, 2009

Realizing Christianity could be used for a higher purpose than telling people Jesus’ best friend was a dinosaur, Katy Perry used to pray as a little girl that God would give her insanely ridiculous breasts. I’m talking freaking huge ones, according to The Sun:

She said: “I remember really vividly kneeling by my bed as a nine-year-old, saying my prayers and asking God to give me boobs that were so big that if I laid on my back I wouldn’t be able to see my feet.
“Eventually that request was granted.”

Just when I find myself not wanting to believe in a God who lets so many terrible things happen, he does something like this and totally redeems himself. Now about that giant penis I prayed for. It still can’t reach the fridge. Next door. (I hate grocery shopping.)

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