Katy Perry on Benji Madden: ‘Helllll no.’

The Superficial | February 17, 2009 - 1:29 pm

Despite publicly proclaiming she prefers vagina over Benji Madden, Katy Perry took to her blog yesterday to set the record straight about their alleged hook-up:

oh kittens! It’s two pseudo famous people sitting next to each other… doesn’t mean we were bumping uglies! You know I don’t just do that with anyone! That’s just how the media works, as you can tell. I was there celebrating a really fun show and a boozy valentines with all my good friends. We were like a group of 25! Benji is a nice young fellow, but my heart really belongs to kitty purry/markus molinari. Hope your vagina day was as FUN as mine.

In Katy Perry’s defense, that’s just smart marketing. She can’t have male fans losing interest because they assume her lady parts have been turned into a Paris Hilton-esque bayou complete with crocodiles and Swamp Thing.

Always use a condom, kids.

Photos: Flynet