Katy Perry, no one likes your stupid outfits

June 8th, 2009 // 61 Comments

Katy Perry attended the Capital Radio Summertime Ball in London last night wearing one of her trademark vintage outfits. has big breasts.

That should cover it.

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Comments (61)

  1. Sportsdvl | June 8, 2009 at 4:43 pm

    Without her breasts, she would be unknown.

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  2. Lipster | June 8, 2009 at 4:46 pm

    This is why i LOVE the Fish!

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  3. Megan | June 8, 2009 at 4:47 pm

    Not another wonk-eyed retard. Do people actually think she’s hot? She’s dressed like a 50s wife. Which is an indication of where she should be – in the kitchen and shutting the fuck up.

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  4. Derek Rodriguez | June 8, 2009 at 4:49 pm

    Her breasts were made for motorboating.

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  5. ashley | June 8, 2009 at 4:49 pm

    her makeup always looks so “MAC”

    I like her style. But maybe she wouldn’t have monster zits like those if she didn’t wear 3 layers of full coverage foundation.

    Just maybe..

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  6. Zee Brat | June 8, 2009 at 4:50 pm

    Us gay guys love this kind of stuff. She looks great lol.

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  7. MikeOck | June 8, 2009 at 4:52 pm

    I think she looks highly fuckable.

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  8. Katie | June 8, 2009 at 4:57 pm

    Nice outfit Holly Hobby.

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  9. cindy | June 8, 2009 at 4:58 pm

    is she cross-eyed?

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  10. celebritiesarefunny | June 8, 2009 at 4:58 pm

    picture 4 scares me.

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  11. cindy | June 8, 2009 at 4:58 pm

    is she cross-eyed?

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  12. dubba | June 8, 2009 at 4:58 pm

    gwen stefani called… she wants her mid 90′s persona back

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  13. Rasputins Liver | June 8, 2009 at 4:59 pm

    What the fuck, Fish?!

    You don’t like the Daisy Duke gone Minnie Mouse look?

    Dude!

    You don’t know what hot sex is until you’ve had hot cartoon mouse sex, man!!

    Cartoon vuh-jay-jay be da bomb!

    Just ask Roger Rabbit if ya don’t believe me!

    Mmmm…..cartoon cranny…..

    .

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  14. p0nk | June 8, 2009 at 5:00 pm

    Barbara Billingsley (aka June Cleaver) had a pretty nice rack too. Don’t know why that came to mind…

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  15. sokka | June 8, 2009 at 5:00 pm

    @12

    yes… it does look like she shopped at gwen stefanis girage sale from a decade and a half ago

    …except katy perry actually has boobs

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  16. somewhere Mickey has a hard on | June 8, 2009 at 5:02 pm

    She looks like a trampy Minnie Mouse.

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  17. anon | June 8, 2009 at 5:06 pm

    it’d be cute if she were going swimming… it looks like a retro bathing suit to me, not something one would wear to a ball.

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  18. somewhere Mickey has a hard on | June 8, 2009 at 5:07 pm

    @ #13 – sorry dude, I should have read the comments before posting so hastily.

    @ #3 Megan – what the f^ck is wrong with you, girl?? Your “going back to the kitchen and shutting the fuck up” comment gives women a bad name. I assume that as a woman who makes such suggestions, you are also a wonk eyed retard who practices what she preaches.

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  19. assman | June 8, 2009 at 5:09 pm

    i’m the assman. i would hit it.

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  20. whats eating ROUGH daddy | June 8, 2009 at 5:13 pm

    Shes been hanging out with that Dita porn tease a little 2much…still looks lovely though…

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  21. What?? | June 8, 2009 at 5:14 pm

    does her necklace seriously read: KITTY PURRY ??!!

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  22. Racer X | June 8, 2009 at 5:19 pm

    Katy Perry > all

    /The Fish loves skanky Paris Hilton

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  23. Disgruntlord | June 8, 2009 at 5:24 pm

    meh

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  24. Funeral Guy | June 8, 2009 at 5:25 pm

    I’d bang her, but I’d get sick of that kooky persona shit real fast.

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  25. Ryan the Canadian | June 8, 2009 at 5:30 pm

    Nice one Fish. One of the best.

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  26. Bawney | June 8, 2009 at 5:33 pm

    Wilma from Bedrock? I want to show you my terradactal?

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  27. Gruntled | June 8, 2009 at 5:39 pm

    I may be hot and cold, but she’s yes and she’s no.

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  28. dirk | June 8, 2009 at 5:45 pm

    I’d shag that into a stinky froth.

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  29. Jeff H | June 8, 2009 at 5:50 pm

    @ 25:

    Exactly what I was going to say. Fish, hilarious work with the caption, my friend. Bravo.

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  30. JohnStark | June 8, 2009 at 5:55 pm

    i wanna see those warlocks in all there glory!! any topless pics of this chick??

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  31. farty mcshitface | June 8, 2009 at 6:18 pm

    i think she looks nice. i’d definitely fuck her silly!
    the fish called this one wrong- dead wrong.
    ms. perry, farty mcshitface has the womb-broom waiting for you and if you are really nice and sweet, he will give you the tush-push too!

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  32. Johnson | June 8, 2009 at 6:30 pm

    Katty’s fashion seem to always be stuck in the pasr. But, I do like her little outfits. Hot!

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  33. Lain | June 8, 2009 at 6:37 pm

    It must take her FOREVER to wipe off all the concealer and whatever the fuck she puts on.

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  34. Darth | June 8, 2009 at 6:38 pm

    Good balance on one leg and promising mouthshots.Good job!

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  35. jenny | June 8, 2009 at 7:09 pm

    Um, she looks like Minnie freaking mouse. What a stylish ensemble. She reminds me so much of Lady GAG, I mean GAGA they both are apparently famous for their Horrible fashion sense and nothing else. Their music is annoying and so are they. Argh. Where did the REAL celebrities go?? Are there any left anymore??

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  36. friendlyfires | June 8, 2009 at 7:29 pm

    You know what? Next time I hope Kate Perry licks a eight hundred pound razorback hog’s asshole for two straight minutes and then tongue frenches Heidi Montag for a good three minutes while holding her nostrils and pinching her vagus nerve repeatedly.

    Afterwards she can taze Spencer Pratt repeatedly, chainsaw off his head, throw the body in a lime pit and run around South Beach topless in a Maserati with Spence’s decapitated head as an antenna ball.

    Then, and only then, will I consider her proposal for marriage.

    A man has to have high standards.

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  37. The ZaZ | June 8, 2009 at 7:33 pm

    I’ll have her all to myself.

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  38. asdf | June 8, 2009 at 8:38 pm

    she looks delicious

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  39. CJ | June 8, 2009 at 9:09 pm

    I, for one, love the pinup look. But if she wants to look like shes from the 50s, i hope she keeps her mouth shut like women did back then too.

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  40. Alli Watermelon | June 8, 2009 at 9:14 pm

    Dude, she’s HOT and is weird. She has her own style, whether it’s cool or not..i don’t always know. But the girl has a bad ass body and a gorgeous face. Some of you are nuts =)

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  41. Gary | June 8, 2009 at 9:24 pm

    I like her outfits just fine.

    How can I send e-mail to The Superficial webmaster?

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  42. Fred Flintstone | June 8, 2009 at 9:26 pm

    At least this broad aint got a bunch of nasty tattoos

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  43. charlie brown | June 8, 2009 at 9:29 pm

    #12–The ladies from the B-52′s called both Gwen and Katie and they want their idea for 50′s retro in the 1980′s back!

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  44. charlie brown | June 8, 2009 at 9:29 pm

    #12–The ladies from the B-52′s called both Gwen and Katie and they want their idea for 50′s retro in the 1980′s back!

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  45. L | June 8, 2009 at 11:11 pm

    She is too cute for words :)

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  46. mafme | June 8, 2009 at 11:32 pm

    Meh, I like this stupid outfit. It seems like an allusion to a more innocent time while still screaming “whore.” It’s a self-contained contradiction.

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  47. gerard vandenberg | June 8, 2009 at 11:53 pm

    but be sure, folks.
    SOME AMERICANS ARE DUMB & DULL INDEED!!

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  48. kay | June 8, 2009 at 11:59 pm

    Minnie Mouse, is that you?

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  49. sexy | June 9, 2009 at 12:01 am

    THAT IS SO BETTY PAGE

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  50. fraz | June 9, 2009 at 8:12 am

    she looks so stupid and corny in that close up of her face. like a robot or something.

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