Judging by Katy Perry’s recent tweets, she’s either knocked up or teaching Russell Brand a valuable lesson about monogamy by turning into Delta Burke:
- Hey @rustyrockets i heard ur prego-ed.
- I WANT IN N OUT!
- i love you @rustyrockets (awwwww…barf)
- Quick someone send me a pic of a double double animal style from In N Out. I’m dying over heeeeeere.
Now if you’ll excuse me, my brain’s attempting to fathom what a lactating Katy Perry will look like.
*head explodes*
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Gil64 | January 11, 2010 at 2:31 am
Im sorry i forgot to have her swallow it
PixelPerfect92 | January 11, 2010 at 2:34 am
@1 That’s okay, things might turn out for the better xD
nikki | January 11, 2010 at 3:06 am
Can’t wait to see her tits EXPLODE
nikki | January 11, 2010 at 3:07 am
Can’t wait to see her boobs EXPLODE
nikki | January 11, 2010 at 3:10 am
…Wow. Wtf.
Vanquish | January 11, 2010 at 3:22 am
Those are proper “funbags”. They look so nice and soft. <3
Sylfi | January 11, 2010 at 3:43 am
Well, this is going to turn out absolutely lovely. Katy Perry, getting prego before marriage, and her parents are ministers.
Oh well, at least the boobs are good.
BobZ | January 11, 2010 at 3:53 am
the spaces between your boobs are right where my huge cock fits perfectly.
NFL Draft | January 11, 2010 at 4:34 am
a beautiful hair
Doc | January 11, 2010 at 4:51 am
Enjoy them while they last…
Travel | January 11, 2010 at 5:01 am
I don’t think she is pregnant she is too young.
YourMum | July 28, 2010 at 8:05 pm
Yeah, we all know you have to be at least 25 to have kids these days…
drools | January 11, 2010 at 5:10 am
mmm, look at those meat puppies
Puddin' Taine | January 11, 2010 at 5:28 am
Why do I have a sudden urge for milk?
Narcissist | January 11, 2010 at 5:29 am
Now Her Failure Is Com-Plete!
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A romantic haiku by Russell Brand:
Boobies so gorgeous
Her music nothing but shit
I titty fucked her
Bleach | January 11, 2010 at 5:51 am
Annoying idiot of a woman…….I would keep her tied up naked in a closet and just beat her with my meat on a daily basis….that’s all she deserves.
Travel Blogs | January 11, 2010 at 5:59 am
ok, people are getting carried away here.
carte sd 2gb | January 11, 2010 at 6:28 am
It is true she is expecting, they have recently been engaged and russell set the holiday getaway as a suprise while they were in europe.
quake | January 11, 2010 at 8:07 am
Twins!
HolyBOOBS | January 11, 2010 at 8:30 am
Those beautiful boobs are gonna be HUGE!
Janson | January 11, 2010 at 9:28 am
Lactating Katy Perry = build an ark
cc | January 11, 2010 at 9:35 am
If being pregnant means she won’t be churning out anymore drivel pop then I am grateful.
J | January 11, 2010 at 9:45 am
russell brand wil be the perfect absentee father.
Cristina | January 11, 2010 at 9:48 am
Russell brand was running around talking about how he wanted kids. Guess he already knew n was prepping us
hollywood gossip | January 11, 2010 at 9:54 am
kety can’t be a mother.
Missy | January 11, 2010 at 9:55 am
She is absolutely beautiful. I’ve never seen her look bad.
SithBlue | January 11, 2010 at 10:25 am
hey SW where the hell is GW?! !WHAT DID YOU DO TO HIM?
SithBlue | January 11, 2010 at 10:25 am
hey SW where the hell is GW?! !WHAT DID YOU DO TO HIM?
Lesbians | January 11, 2010 at 10:35 am
sexy!
Vinnie the Chin | January 11, 2010 at 10:38 am
Those breasts can feed a small nation. Her child will be blessed to latch onto that big ol’ nipple.
Rational Rick | January 11, 2010 at 11:13 am
Those are Transplants
Kitty Furry | January 11, 2010 at 12:09 pm
@Rational Rick do you mean she has some dead chicks breasts or something?
kopns | January 11, 2010 at 1:06 pm
“I don’t think she is pregnant, she is too young”
lol! my guess is that she’s been physically able to get pregnant since 11 or so, which certainly makes her old enough now. If she is prego, i highly doubt it was planned. However, those tweets are taken out of context. She’s always been one to make “food craving” tweets and the one to Russell could mean anything regarding an inside joke.
Pseudopodia | January 11, 2010 at 1:06 pm
Wow Sophie Dee is pregnant, huh?
kopns | January 11, 2010 at 1:09 pm
If she is prego, i highly doubt it was planned. However, those tweets are taken out of context. She’s always been one to make “food craving” tweets and the one to Russell could mean anything regarding an inside joke.
Valerie | January 11, 2010 at 2:48 pm
That dress is really nice
pimp | January 11, 2010 at 2:54 pm
she has amazing tits…i would love to suck on her asshole…
gen | January 11, 2010 at 5:05 pm
@7
This is the girl who got famous for singing “I Kissed A Girl” so I’m pretty sure they won’t be shocked and appalled.
@31
Hahahahaha
SOS | January 11, 2010 at 5:48 pm
the top of her dress is waaaay too small for her boobs… it looks weird
Frankenblog | January 11, 2010 at 6:40 pm
Yeah. My head just exploded too.
Ow.
2010 winter olympics | January 11, 2010 at 10:06 pm
Katy Perry looks good, but am bored of seeing the same photos, I wish to see some new photos too.
yourmotherbakesmedounuts | January 13, 2010 at 12:11 am
If I were a guy I would want to date Katy Perry.
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Kelley | January 15, 2010 at 9:19 pm
If those are real, and I’ve got my doubts, how come they’re so shiny and too high up ?? Eh ??
PsyKo | January 20, 2010 at 11:40 pm
she looks like she can already breastfeed.
Maddy | February 8, 2010 at 9:33 am
43. – Ever heard of beauty products? You know that stuff they shovel onto celebrities faces before they walk the red carpet? Yeah. They take the liberty of sprinkling some of that magical stuff on their decolletage before they head out too for that shiny, perky look. I think it’s obvious to all of us that the ‘high up’ illusion is caused by the overly restricted bust on her evening gown.
If those are fake.. well.. honestly.
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