Katy Perry might be pregnant

January 11th, 2010 // 47 Comments

Judging by Katy Perry’s recent tweets, she’s either knocked up or teaching Russell Brand a valuable lesson about monogamy by turning into Delta Burke:

- Hey @rustyrockets i heard ur prego-ed.
- I WANT IN N OUT!
- i love you @rustyrockets (awwwww…barf)
- Quick someone send me a pic of a double double animal style from In N Out. I’m dying over heeeeeere.

Now if you’ll excuse me, my brain’s attempting to fathom what a lactating Katy Perry will look like.

*head explodes*

Photos: Getty, WENN
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  1. Gil64

    Im sorry i forgot to have her swallow it

  2. PixelPerfect92

    @1 That’s okay, things might turn out for the better xD

  3. nikki

    Can’t wait to see her tits EXPLODE

  4. nikki

    Can’t wait to see her boobs EXPLODE

  5. nikki

    …Wow. Wtf.

  6. Vanquish

    Those are proper “funbags”. They look so nice and soft. <3

  7. Sylfi

    Well, this is going to turn out absolutely lovely. Katy Perry, getting prego before marriage, and her parents are ministers.

    Oh well, at least the boobs are good.

  8. BobZ

    the spaces between your boobs are right where my huge cock fits perfectly.

  9. a beautiful hair

  10. Doc

    Enjoy them while they last…

  11. I don’t think she is pregnant she is too young.

  12. drools

    mmm, look at those meat puppies

  13. Puddin' Taine

    Why do I have a sudden urge for milk?

  14. Now Her Failure Is Com-Plete!

    _______________________

    A romantic haiku by Russell Brand:

    Boobies so gorgeous
    Her music nothing but shit
    I titty fucked her

  15. Bleach

    Annoying idiot of a woman…….I would keep her tied up naked in a closet and just beat her with my meat on a daily basis….that’s all she deserves.

  16. ok, people are getting carried away here.

  17. It is true she is expecting, they have recently been engaged and russell set the holiday getaway as a suprise while they were in europe.

  18. quake

    Twins!

  19. HolyBOOBS

    Those beautiful boobs are gonna be HUGE!

  20. Janson

    Lactating Katy Perry = build an ark

  21. cc

    If being pregnant means she won’t be churning out anymore drivel pop then I am grateful.

  22. J

    russell brand wil be the perfect absentee father.

  23. Cristina

    Russell brand was running around talking about how he wanted kids. Guess he already knew n was prepping us

  24. kety can’t be a mother.

  25. Missy

    She is absolutely beautiful. I’ve never seen her look bad.

  26. SithBlue

    hey SW where the hell is GW?! !WHAT DID YOU DO TO HIM?

  27. SithBlue

    hey SW where the hell is GW?! !WHAT DID YOU DO TO HIM?

  28. Vinnie the Chin

    Those breasts can feed a small nation. Her child will be blessed to latch onto that big ol’ nipple.

  29. Rational Rick

    Those are Transplants

  30. Kitty Furry

    @Rational Rick do you mean she has some dead chicks breasts or something?

  31. kopns

    “I don’t think she is pregnant, she is too young”

    lol! my guess is that she’s been physically able to get pregnant since 11 or so, which certainly makes her old enough now. If she is prego, i highly doubt it was planned. However, those tweets are taken out of context. She’s always been one to make “food craving” tweets and the one to Russell could mean anything regarding an inside joke.

  32. Pseudopodia

    Wow Sophie Dee is pregnant, huh?

  33. kopns

    If she is prego, i highly doubt it was planned. However, those tweets are taken out of context. She’s always been one to make “food craving” tweets and the one to Russell could mean anything regarding an inside joke.

  34. Valerie

    That dress is really nice

  35. pimp

    she has amazing tits…i would love to suck on her asshole…

  36. gen

    @7

    This is the girl who got famous for singing “I Kissed A Girl” so I’m pretty sure they won’t be shocked and appalled.

    @31

    Hahahahaha

  37. SOS

    the top of her dress is waaaay too small for her boobs… it looks weird

  38. Yeah. My head just exploded too.

    Ow.

  39. Katy Perry looks good, but am bored of seeing the same photos, I wish to see some new photos too.

  40. yourmotherbakesmedounuts

    If I were a guy I would want to date Katy Perry.

  41. Kelley

    If those are real, and I’ve got my doubts, how come they’re so shiny and too high up ?? Eh ??

  42. PsyKo

    she looks like she can already breastfeed.

  43. Maddy

    43. – Ever heard of beauty products? You know that stuff they shovel onto celebrities faces before they walk the red carpet? Yeah. They take the liberty of sprinkling some of that magical stuff on their decolletage before they head out too for that shiny, perky look. I think it’s obvious to all of us that the ‘high up’ illusion is caused by the overly restricted bust on her evening gown.

    If those are fake.. well.. honestly.

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