Here’s a soaking wet Katy Perry filming the video for “Starstrukk” by 3OH!3, and it’s nice to see a band who grasps the concept that, unless there’s a large-breasted woman drenched in water, you’re basically wasting film and the lives of anyone who watches it. Now that I’ve educated musicians everywhere, how do I apply for the job of Katy Perry Tit Adjuster? Do you have to join a union or just pretend to be gay? Because I’m willing to do both. In fact, I’m typing with my pinky in the air right now, so when can I start?
Photos: Fame, Splash News
Dan Montana | September 22, 2009 at 10:41 am
tabarnac PREMIER!
belsunce | September 22, 2009 at 10:41 am
I want to be the hands of the guy in picture #8
soso | September 22, 2009 at 10:42 am
FIRST!!
Mark B | September 22, 2009 at 10:42 am
Katy Perry tit adjuster…. so not fair. What a fucking job, eh?
Fardoche | September 22, 2009 at 10:43 am
@ . Dan Montana: QUEBEC POWER ESTI!!!
UrUgly | September 22, 2009 at 10:49 am
hah, #8 is a great pic!
necessary ROUGHness | September 22, 2009 at 10:53 am
Impossible! they wouldnt let a non prick puffer within miles of those fun bags…
rp | September 22, 2009 at 10:59 am
I would give up my recently granted attorney license to be that guy. Heck, I’d even sell of my first 3 children to do it.
Oliver Chester The Molester Lester | September 22, 2009 at 10:59 am
I could practically feel the funbags when looking at pic #8
farles chew | September 22, 2009 at 11:01 am
Actually, these are just photos from her night out with Russel Brand.
Adam | September 22, 2009 at 11:02 am
If Kanye interrupts this award winning video I WILL MURDER HIS FACE.
GOD BLESS BIG-TITTIED WOMEN.
Harold^Sick | September 22, 2009 at 11:03 am
Am I the only one who thinks it looks like she’s getting a douche in the first 3 pics?
Delgo | September 22, 2009 at 11:11 am
My friend Dano says Katy Perry is a
Willie Dixon | September 22, 2009 at 11:12 am
I think these are my fav picts of her (aside from bikini of course). I mean, her stage outfits are just so effing lame and androgynous. Mini skirt FTW!
Michael Jordan | September 22, 2009 at 11:16 am
She looks like she’s fallen in love with that tit groper
Jimboooo! | September 22, 2009 at 11:29 am
#8 must be the Best Boy. Or maybe he’s the Grip.
Do you see? Do you understand the jokes I have made?
Randal | September 22, 2009 at 11:36 am
Katy Perry’s tits are the most important land masses on earth since the teautonic plates divided into the continents some 300 million years ago.
Randal
jacques quenouilles | September 22, 2009 at 11:54 am
I went to London School of Tits Ajusting
Qwebec!!
Taz | September 22, 2009 at 11:57 am
that is just what my load would look like if I blew it all over her after fucking her beautiful brains out
Valerie | September 22, 2009 at 11:59 am
damn, the outfits get stupider and stupider
Ed Castillo | September 22, 2009 at 12:03 pm
I would suck a producer’s dick to get that job.
Tyrone Biggums | September 22, 2009 at 12:06 pm
Pic #11………….Is that a cock?
Tyrone Biggums | September 22, 2009 at 12:06 pm
Pic #11………….Is that a cock?
Sport | September 22, 2009 at 12:08 pm
great rack. Those things dont ever need adjusting.
Ed Castillo | September 22, 2009 at 12:10 pm
@22
I’d suck Katy’s shecock to touch those titties.
Tyrone Biggums | September 22, 2009 at 12:10 pm
Pic #11…………….is that a COCK?
Tyrone Biggums | September 22, 2009 at 12:18 pm
Sorry……………….pic #12………….that’s a she-cock.
Carlo | July 31, 2010 at 8:31 am
no its her lingere line :) if she had a she cock id still fuck her anywayz
Tyrone Biggums | September 22, 2009 at 12:19 pm
Sorry……………….pic #12………….that’s a she-cock.
Onyx Blackman | September 22, 2009 at 12:43 pm
I enjoy the THO action.
http://www.thefamousphere.com | September 22, 2009 at 12:59 pm
Wet or not she’s still fucking annoying.
Keep that face covered | September 22, 2009 at 2:18 pm
Just show us what we want, your tits.
Eugene | September 22, 2009 at 2:23 pm
Two words … big chewy nipples!!!
Joe Montana | September 22, 2009 at 2:38 pm
I LOVE that little bit of ass-underside in No. 16!!!!!! yummmmy!!!!!
Regular Ole Crackers | September 22, 2009 at 2:47 pm
She is wet, behind the ears.
To goofy to be hot.
Her few minutes are almost up and its back to the kiddy pool where she was found.
Sad, a little, NOT.
big alkie | September 22, 2009 at 2:50 pm
What I’d like to know.. Is how they found a waterproofing solution for the three pounds of make up that this woman needs to be seen in public. She is rough
big alkie | September 22, 2009 at 2:50 pm
What I’d like to know.. Is how they found a waterproofing solution for the three pounds of make up that this woman needs to be seen in public. She is rough
sam | September 22, 2009 at 2:58 pm
In pic #2 the spurting water looks like a giant cock. And the purple heels she is wearing in the last few pics are totally fierce.
CRY | September 22, 2009 at 3:04 pm
its really sad that this is the highlight of my day. don’t tell my girlfriend.
Ray | September 22, 2009 at 3:10 pm
first pic looks like she pissing
Ray | September 22, 2009 at 3:10 pm
first pic looks like she pissing
themunger | September 22, 2009 at 3:54 pm
One question. How the FUCK do I get that job???
themunger | September 22, 2009 at 3:54 pm
How the FUCK do I get that job?
themunger | September 22, 2009 at 3:55 pm
How the FUCK do I get that job?
B | September 22, 2009 at 5:17 pm
While she does look super hot, like always, I kind of hate these pictures for 2 reasons…
1. WhyTF is she doing a video for these fucking clowns? 3OH!3 is the worst excuse for music I’ve heard in a long time.
And…
2. I think the nasty looking people from “Naughty Kitchen” are diluting the good pictures of Katy.
Tanzarian | September 22, 2009 at 5:54 pm
I came. Twice.
Bryan | September 22, 2009 at 6:16 pm
yeah i’m pretty sure you can see titties in almost all of these pictures. all of them
Beetlejuice | September 22, 2009 at 6:25 pm
I would absolutely lick her butthole daily.
lt9k | September 22, 2009 at 7:34 pm
baw…talk about the life…hey so what do you do for a living? “oh you know, i just get to touch breasts all day long…the official title is ‘breast adjuster’ but i like to call it ‘fun’”
Monica | September 22, 2009 at 8:06 pm
Okay can you say 6wks pg due date June 27.
Monica | September 22, 2009 at 8:06 pm
Okay can you say 6wks pg due date June 27.