Here’s a soaking wet Katy Perry filming the video for “Starstrukk” by 3OH!3, and it’s nice to see a band who grasps the concept that, unless there’s a large-breasted woman drenched in water, you’re basically wasting film and the lives of anyone who watches it. Now that I’ve educated musicians everywhere, how do I apply for the job of Katy Perry Tit Adjuster? Do you have to join a union or just pretend to be gay? Because I’m willing to do both. In fact, I’m typing with my pinky in the air right now, so when can I start?
Photos: Fame, Splash News
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I want to be the hands of the guy in picture #8
FIRST!!
Katy Perry tit adjuster…. so not fair. What a fucking job, eh?
@ . Dan Montana: QUEBEC POWER ESTI!!!
hah, #8 is a great pic!
Impossible! they wouldnt let a non prick puffer within miles of those fun bags…
I would give up my recently granted attorney license to be that guy. Heck, I’d even sell of my first 3 children to do it.
I could practically feel the funbags when looking at pic #8
Actually, these are just photos from her night out with Russel Brand.
If Kanye interrupts this award winning video I WILL MURDER HIS FACE.
GOD BLESS BIG-TITTIED WOMEN.
Am I the only one who thinks it looks like she’s getting a douche in the first 3 pics?
My friend Dano says Katy Perry is a
I think these are my fav picts of her (aside from bikini of course). I mean, her stage outfits are just so effing lame and androgynous. Mini skirt FTW!
She looks like she’s fallen in love with that tit groper
#8 must be the Best Boy. Or maybe he’s the Grip.
Do you see? Do you understand the jokes I have made?
Katy Perry’s tits are the most important land masses on earth since the teautonic plates divided into the continents some 300 million years ago.
Randal
I went to London School of Tits Ajusting
Qwebec!!
that is just what my load would look like if I blew it all over her after fucking her beautiful brains out
damn, the outfits get stupider and stupider
I would suck a producer’s dick to get that job.
Pic #11………….Is that a cock?
Pic #11………….Is that a cock?
great rack. Those things dont ever need adjusting.
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I’d suck Katy’s shecock to touch those titties.
Pic #11…………….is that a COCK?
Sorry……………….pic #12………….that’s a she-cock.
no its her lingere line :) if she had a she cock id still fuck her anywayz
Sorry……………….pic #12………….that’s a she-cock.
I enjoy the THO action.
Wet or not she’s still fucking annoying.
Just show us what we want, your tits.
Two words … big chewy nipples!!!
I LOVE that little bit of ass-underside in No. 16!!!!!! yummmmy!!!!!
She is wet, behind the ears.
To goofy to be hot.
Her few minutes are almost up and its back to the kiddy pool where she was found.
Sad, a little, NOT.
What I’d like to know.. Is how they found a waterproofing solution for the three pounds of make up that this woman needs to be seen in public. She is rough
What I’d like to know.. Is how they found a waterproofing solution for the three pounds of make up that this woman needs to be seen in public. She is rough
In pic #2 the spurting water looks like a giant cock. And the purple heels she is wearing in the last few pics are totally fierce.
its really sad that this is the highlight of my day. don’t tell my girlfriend.
first pic looks like she pissing
first pic looks like she pissing
One question. How the FUCK do I get that job???
How the FUCK do I get that job?
How the FUCK do I get that job?
While she does look super hot, like always, I kind of hate these pictures for 2 reasons…
1. WhyTF is she doing a video for these fucking clowns? 3OH!3 is the worst excuse for music I’ve heard in a long time.
And…
2. I think the nasty looking people from “Naughty Kitchen” are diluting the good pictures of Katy.
I came. Twice.
yeah i’m pretty sure you can see titties in almost all of these pictures. all of them
I would absolutely lick her butthole daily.
baw…talk about the life…hey so what do you do for a living? “oh you know, i just get to touch breasts all day long…the official title is ‘breast adjuster’ but i like to call it ‘fun’”
Okay can you say 6wks pg due date June 27.
Okay can you say 6wks pg due date June 27.