Katy Perry looks wet

September 22nd, 2009 // 96 Comments

Here’s a soaking wet Katy Perry filming the video for “Starstrukk” by 3OH!3, and it’s nice to see a band who grasps the concept that, unless there’s a large-breasted woman drenched in water, you’re basically wasting film and the lives of anyone who watches it. Now that I’ve educated musicians everywhere, how do I apply for the job of Katy Perry Tit Adjuster? Do you have to join a union or just pretend to be gay? Because I’m willing to do both. In fact, I’m typing with my pinky in the air right now, so when can I start?

Photos: Fame, Splash News
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  1. Dan Montana

    tabarnac PREMIER!

  2. belsunce

    I want to be the hands of the guy in picture #8

  3. soso

    FIRST!!

  4. Mark B

    Katy Perry tit adjuster…. so not fair. What a fucking job, eh?

  5. Fardoche

    @ . Dan Montana: QUEBEC POWER ESTI!!!

  6. UrUgly

    hah, #8 is a great pic!

  7. necessary ROUGHness

    Impossible! they wouldnt let a non prick puffer within miles of those fun bags…

  8. rp

    I would give up my recently granted attorney license to be that guy. Heck, I’d even sell of my first 3 children to do it.

  9. Oliver Chester The Molester Lester

    I could practically feel the funbags when looking at pic #8

  10. farles chew

    Actually, these are just photos from her night out with Russel Brand.

  11. If Kanye interrupts this award winning video I WILL MURDER HIS FACE.

    GOD BLESS BIG-TITTIED WOMEN.

  12. Harold^Sick

    Am I the only one who thinks it looks like she’s getting a douche in the first 3 pics?

  13. Delgo

    My friend Dano says Katy Perry is a

  14. Willie Dixon

    I think these are my fav picts of her (aside from bikini of course). I mean, her stage outfits are just so effing lame and androgynous. Mini skirt FTW!

  15. Michael Jordan

    She looks like she’s fallen in love with that tit groper

  16. Jimboooo!

    #8 must be the Best Boy. Or maybe he’s the Grip.

    Do you see? Do you understand the jokes I have made?

  17. Randal

    Katy Perry’s tits are the most important land masses on earth since the teautonic plates divided into the continents some 300 million years ago.

    Randal

  18. jacques quenouilles

    I went to London School of Tits Ajusting

    Qwebec!!

  19. Taz

    that is just what my load would look like if I blew it all over her after fucking her beautiful brains out

  20. Valerie

    damn, the outfits get stupider and stupider

  21. Ed Castillo

    I would suck a producer’s dick to get that job.

  22. Pic #11………….Is that a cock?

  23. Pic #11………….Is that a cock?

  24. Sport

    great rack. Those things dont ever need adjusting.

  25. Ed Castillo

    @22

    I’d suck Katy’s shecock to touch those titties.

  26. Pic #11…………….is that a COCK?

  27. Sorry……………….pic #12………….that’s a she-cock.

  28. Sorry……………….pic #12………….that’s a she-cock.

  29. Onyx Blackman

    I enjoy the THO action.

  30. Wet or not she’s still fucking annoying.

  31. Keep that face covered

    Just show us what we want, your tits.

  32. Eugene

    Two words … big chewy nipples!!!

  33. Joe Montana

    I LOVE that little bit of ass-underside in No. 16!!!!!! yummmmy!!!!!

  34. Regular Ole Crackers

    She is wet, behind the ears.
    To goofy to be hot.
    Her few minutes are almost up and its back to the kiddy pool where she was found.

    Sad, a little, NOT.

  35. big alkie

    What I’d like to know.. Is how they found a waterproofing solution for the three pounds of make up that this woman needs to be seen in public. She is rough

  36. big alkie

    What I’d like to know.. Is how they found a waterproofing solution for the three pounds of make up that this woman needs to be seen in public. She is rough

  37. sam

    In pic #2 the spurting water looks like a giant cock. And the purple heels she is wearing in the last few pics are totally fierce.

  38. CRY

    its really sad that this is the highlight of my day. don’t tell my girlfriend.

  39. Ray

    first pic looks like she pissing

  40. Ray

    first pic looks like she pissing

  41. themunger

    One question. How the FUCK do I get that job???

  42. themunger

    How the FUCK do I get that job?

  43. themunger

    How the FUCK do I get that job?

  44. B

    While she does look super hot, like always, I kind of hate these pictures for 2 reasons…

    1. WhyTF is she doing a video for these fucking clowns? 3OH!3 is the worst excuse for music I’ve heard in a long time.
    And…

    2. I think the nasty looking people from “Naughty Kitchen” are diluting the good pictures of Katy.

  45. Tanzarian

    I came. Twice.

  46. Bryan

    yeah i’m pretty sure you can see titties in almost all of these pictures. all of them

  47. Beetlejuice

    I would absolutely lick her butthole daily.

  48. lt9k

    baw…talk about the life…hey so what do you do for a living? “oh you know, i just get to touch breasts all day long…the official title is ‘breast adjuster’ but i like to call it ‘fun’”

  49. Monica

    Okay can you say 6wks pg due date June 27.

  50. Monica

    Okay can you say 6wks pg due date June 27.

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