Katy Perry learns a valuable lesson about cake
Pop singer Katy Perry performed at the MTV Latin America Awards last night and learned an important lesson about cake: That shit is slippery. This is why I always make strippers wear skid-resistant clear heels before jumping out of one. I don’t want to have to wrap anyone up in a shower curtain, you know what I mean? Ha ha! But, in all seriousness, I’ve gone through three shower curtains this week, and I’m pretty sure my neighbor is starting to notice the bodies in his pool. I told him they were just really big leaves, but I think he’s figured out there’s no such thing as Star Wars foliage. Should’ve gone with Batman.