Katy Perry keeps a well-lit cleavage

Katy Perry wore a light-up dress to the MET Gala last night and I’m assuming it had something to do with Christina Hendricks also being there with her enormous cleave shelf. At this point, I’d say insecurity is never an attractive feature but that’d be lie considering it’s the only way I’ve ever touched a vagina. Unless you count alcohol poisoning getting married after a swell date at the malt shop.

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